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Cazoo

@cazoo.bsky.social
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Exiled northerner and terrier fancier. "Makes nice jammy toast" (References available). May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 4h
Lets hope so!!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah. I dont know what i would do without work... but sometimes it does feel a bit "everyday ish"
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 6h
You too, Mush. X
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 6h
You just need a hot brew to get you going! Morning, The other Caz xx
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 6h
Have we travelled back to the fifties, or is this your film noir era? Morning
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 7h
Morning Tim. Have a good day ☕️
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 7h
Morning! It's Traitors Thursday around these parts. Just a few hours of work to navigate first. Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 15h
Subterfuge
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 15h
He doesn't know I've booked it. He faffs too much. Got an early bird offer. Why wait???
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 16h
A wry smile when Mr C was telling our friends that we were "thinking" of going somewhere in February. Mate, it's already booked and paid for!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 16h
Have you heard a whisper??? 🍾 🥂
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 22h
I like your wife. She is very sensible.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First one in yonks. Plus the kitchen roof has been fixed
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perfect!!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Morning! A good solid sleep and the rain has arrived to revive our lawn. Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Off to bed before you all block me. 🚫
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 I'm expecting someone to ask if "everything's ok at home" at some point....
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didnt have time to reply earlier. Sitting down.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Michael Crawford as Frank Spencer: Shocked Reaction
ALT: Michael Crawford as Frank Spencer: Shocked Reaction
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ian Wright channelling Frank Spencer this evening
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Round at pal's with pals for Bake Off. Me: I'm just so bloody irritated by everything and everyone at the moment. I don't know what's up with me. Everyone else: Yeah, me too. Is this the beginning of being grumpy old fuckers??
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One Foot In The Grave Victor Meldrew
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah.... except we are not just around the corner ....
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With this kind of measuring they'll be big enough to wrap the entire flat!! 📦
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's very me!! A bit of double cream and two boursin squares led to a new creamy aubergine pasta dish tonight.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Its a rental, so they can take them with them at the end of the tenancy?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Explained to #1 how to measure for curtains. She then looked at an online guide and added 10cm to the width and 15cm to the length and then doubled it because I said pencil pleat curtains are twice the width. And measured straight across the bay. So now none of us have any idea what we're doing.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it was upsetting for her... she didnt know it was going to be so much upheaval!!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah. Probably not. At work though ... probably. They already think I'm a weirdo, they don't need any more ammunition
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TOP* FGS
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not bad ... October 6th
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New too too. Now that's extravagant!!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was a nightmare when our elderly neighbours had fibre installed... I got a tearful call at work asking if I could go home and move our van as they needed access to our drive...
at.work
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alarms are going off everywhere!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this my last outside lunch for this year?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🫂
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks lovely.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looking forward to this one!!!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning. Sadly no. Granola yoghurt and fruit again. Good luck with the beaks x
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually ... there will be one I might make an exception for... 🍊
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no!! I'll just use my bio from here!!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lord, I hope not!! It's online, so hopefully it'll just be one way.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perfect 👌
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning. Some dull arsed training for me today, but what about you? Tea?
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Bart Simpson Bored in Class
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🙄
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You didnt ask, did you?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Were they Gauloises? Details matter...
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you say so!!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had a call about getting a car out of a parking space down a narrow driveway. I'm about 80 miles away and have never seen the road in question.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well spotted!!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's all circuitboards and online portals these days. I'm going to have the power to run it myself from tomorrow!!
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