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Cazoo

@cazoo.bsky.social
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Exiled northerner and terrier fancier. "Makes nice jammy toast" (References available). May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.

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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 7h
Morning! Looking forward to meeting one of my top BS chums later today. 🚆 🤗 ☕️ Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 17h
Anyone of you fancy a Traitors chat group?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 20h
School's out and the dogs needed a walk... ten team points if you know where we've been...?
A field.A dog
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just had a flashback to getting a new electrical gadget and it coming without a plug 🔌 Rummaging around in the kitchen drawer, or simply nicking the one off your dad's power drill... Madness.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Asked her to put some biscuits on a plate ...
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tell me what happens on Traitors, the girls are keen to talk all the way through it. 🙄
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning. Celebrity Traitors returns tonight. And The Holdovers is on Film4. We must be heading towards winter. 📺 Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning. Some noisy fox business in the garden last night. Tea?
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Foxy Mr Fox's Lively Party
ALT: Foxy Mr Fox's Lively Party
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seaside fun.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Morning! The most bizarre dream about fetching an ice pack and finding a full on medical team operating in the PE cupboard certainly woke me up this morning! Tea?
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ER: Carol Hathaway & Doug Ross Clapping
ALT: ER: Carol Hathaway & Doug Ross Clapping
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should be away. We're not away. Fancy a beer?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Internet providers ... who should we avoid???
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning. No rushing up out of bed. Just a gentle weekend of doing as we please. There may be some shed action later. Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hooray for the weekend! Cancelled a weekend away 🫁 and splashed the cash on some funky new creps instead 👟👟
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morning! I've got that Friday feeling. Which is lucky, I guess. Tea?
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Крот, Ёж и Заяц: Непоседы-друзья на прогулке
ALT: Крот, Ёж и Заяц: Непоседы-друзья на прогулке
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just having a Nice Sit Down™️ and a non alcy beer. What happened to the old Cazoo?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Work was mostly shit today, but I enjoyed trialling this lego before I came home...
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Morning! A beautiful sunrise welcomes you to Thursday. Have a good one 😘 Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ho ho ho!! Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
Christmas displays in B&Q
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Morning! Thanks for all the love yesterday. Who would have thought a chance meeting in a chemistry ⚗️ lab would have led us down this path? Anyway. Onwards. Wednesday. Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How do I get the wanking machines off my lovely timeline????
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Little snackette
Dark chocolate and ginger florentines.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morning! 30 years since Mr C and I said "I do" to one another. There will be celebrations later. 🍾 🥂 Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Roast gammon and homemade chips. With butterscotch angel delight for pud because I'm being a brave little soldier.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Design flaw 🐾
A dog paw with a beech nut embedded in the centre
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Such a lovely day with the family yesterday (London and local pub crawl), but woke today with a raging sore throat. Is this a fresh cold or a continuation of my wednesday to thursday near death* experience? *sneezing and headache
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Morning. A lazy day ahead. Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pint? Pint.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me and our kid. Doing culture. Me on the left. Or actual right.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Britain's problems aren't due to high taxes and immigration ... It's a basic lack of investment in infrastructure, a lack of long term ambition, a switch of government every four years, and a refusal to grasp the most important issues. (And Brexit didn't help.)
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morning! Busy day of high brow culture ahead: heading off to the Albert Hall 🎶 this afternoon and then back for an exploration of local ale houses this evening. What about you? Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Woo hoo!! It's the weekend and there are plans!! There will be family, food, drink and music involved. 🎶
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Tom And Jerry: Orchestra Chaos
ALT: Tom And Jerry: Orchestra Chaos
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Morning! Friday, and Mr C has (grumpily) had to head into the office to save the day. So we are enjoying extra bed space for a bit. Tea?
Sleeping terriers
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Morning. Raining. Head thumping. Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Couldn't finish my pint. I suspect death is not far away.
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Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude
ALT: Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am hacking back the bastard wisteria
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What shall I do?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
College of Bishops meeting in Oxford to discuss AI. Jeez.
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Father Ted: Father Dougal's Smile
ALT: Father Ted: Father Dougal's Smile
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Morning. Bringing you midweek greetings and a nice cuppa.. Tea?
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Muppets Fozzie: Happy Wednesday
ALT: Muppets Fozzie: Happy Wednesday
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thought I'd time travelled back to the 70's when I followed a bloke cycling home; flared jeans, no top on, grey hair flowing, no cycling ⛑️ and a carrier bag swinging from his handle bars. Made me smile. Hope he made it home in one piece!
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Morning! Still summer wardrobe weather, beautiful sunrise. Have a good day. Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The news headlines look terrible. Let's all go to bed.
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well, that was a whole series of Colin from Accounts binged on a rainy Sunday afternoon 🌧 🐶
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Morning. Wasn't expecting rain... plans may need to change!! Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@mindlesmandles.bsky.social you back yet, chuck?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Right. Who's coming to the brewery? 🍺 🍻 🍺
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Morning! The weekend is here and the weather looks good. Any plans? Tea?
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Morning! Sleepy this morning and another busy day ahead. Tea?
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Snoopy and Woodstock Sleeping on Doghouse
ALT: Snoopy and Woodstock Sleeping on Doghouse
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Back to pilates (again). Feels good 🧘🏼‍♀️
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Cazoo @cazoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A beautiful walk in the woods, no other humans, only woodland creatures. Everywhere has greened up with the recent rain. The cricket pitch almost resembles a grassy field!
The cricket pitch which was previously brownLovely treesDeer
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