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cavemen news is carlsbad, nm’s number one news source. twitch: cavemennews.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10h
Kv3-273, 1/1 2026 pyramid family
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conda @cavemennews.com · 02/10/2026
we’ll see
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conda @cavemennews.com · 28/09/2026
or the motorcycle daredevil who learned to fly planes at 50 so he could drop newspapers down on ranchers and hunters in the mountains until he crashed. and he also made candy and rode a unicycle &greeted tourists and spread the gospel of carlsbad. talk about anything else for your clicks, losers
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conda @cavemennews.com · 28/09/2026
or talk about when bonnie and clyde kidnapped our sheriff or when a music teacher who studied with l ron &got a degree in scientology, built his own telescopes & claimed to see canals built on the moon or the italian woman who came to live in a cave as part of a nasa experiment
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conda @cavemennews.com · 28/09/2026
people who make trash videos about the time we tried to strap fire bombs to bats in carlsbad: find another thing to make slop about for views. maybe talk about when we set off a nuke underground to try and harness the power in generators, you nerds #moreinterestingstuffaboutcbadthanthat
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Pepito @officialpepito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
intro bumper for…. KAVE-TV CHANNEL 6 PRESENT CAVEMEN NEWS EPISODE 143 BATS @cavemennews.com and the CAVEMEN NEWS BEAT BAND
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conda @cavemennews.com · 28/09/2026
incredible song
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Pepito @officialpepito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
intro bumper for … KAVE-TV CHANNEL 6 PRESENTS CAVEMEN NEWS EPISODE 142 THE DIRT DOBBERS @cavemennews.com
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conda @cavemennews.com · 22/09/2026
it’s good
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conda @cavemennews.com · 22/09/2026
found a busted piano on the curb
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conda @cavemennews.com · 21/09/2026
not into sports, haven’t video gamed much in years, missed a lot of popular music, not into star wars or trek or other sci fi stuff. feel left out of those communities. but, then someone references elder scrolls or fallout and my ears perk. yes, THAT is what i’m a nerd of fuck cyrodiil.
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conda @cavemennews.com · 19/09/2026
@robinmk.bsky.social depictions of the mona lisa remind me of you these days, so i am passing this along
screenshot from a reddit post showing the flight path of someone flying in the shape of the mona lisa
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conda @cavemennews.com · 19/09/2026
flyer for tonight’s episode of CMN where we will talk about Carlsbad’s car club, the Dirt Dobbers, at 9 pm NM time, on twitch (@cavemennews)

included are two old photos old photos of the Dobbers with their cars, and one modern photo of aged Dobbers with cars.
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conda @cavemennews.com · 18/09/2026
had an intense migraine for 24 hours. out of migraine meds, so i just suffered for a day. woke up 80% healed this morning and went to my old standby. 3 mcdonalds has browns. i was 100% instantly. no idea why this works. i only get medical emergency mcdonalds. hasn’t failed yet.
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Pepito @officialpepito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
intro bumper for… KAVE—TV CHANNEL 6 PRESENTS CAVEMMEN NEWS EPISODE 141 WESTERN WEEK @cavemennews.com and the CMN ARKESTRA
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conda @cavemennews.com · 13/09/2026
going live with this is an hour and change. Cobra is already in his assistant director’s chair
cobra, the white cat with black spots, napping in his computer chair
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conda @cavemennews.com · 12/09/2026
heard two people on different occasions taking about baz lurhman today. the fuck?
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conda @cavemennews.com · 10/09/2026
“the stacy leigh” 2026 ink, colored pencil, water color; and wrapping paper on 11x14” bristol
screen printed photo of artist stacy leigh wearing a dress and holding a guitar in black ink, in white bristol. there is also some light yellow around her, and some light pink lines around her. she is bordered by five pieces of wrapping paper that repeatedly say, "happy birthday" on them.
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conda @cavemennews.com · 10/09/2026
roommate mentioned sunscreen. i wanted to make a job about the sunscreen song. couldn’t remember who did it. didn’t want to look it up. kept conversing, but in the back of my brain i was bringing old memories of listening to radio when 11. took 30ish minutes, but i got it. it was baz lurhman
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conda @cavemennews.com · 10/09/2026
phones are lame as hell. get an mpc
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conda @cavemennews.com · 08/09/2026
ep. 141 “western week” flyer yeehaw
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Pepito @officialpepito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
intro bumper for…. KAVE-TV CHANNEL 6 PRESENTS CAVEMEN NEWS EPISODE 140 CONTESTS @cavemennews.com
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conda @cavemennews.com · 06/09/2026
if you missed yesterday’s ep, here are the important things you missed
black and white photos of pepito and conda. text written over it in red says, “ep. 140 summary”.
then, in blue it says, 

“monologue introduction by conda’s body double

lyric of the week from, “good morning sunshine” by quasimoto

chess move, pepito’s turn, pawn to H4

CMN Inquirer’s question, “if you were a snack cake, what type would you be?”

guest invite: john wilson

next episode: western week”
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conda @cavemennews.com · 06/09/2026
tune in mere hours. we will be talking about the history of contests in carlsbad, nm. there have been a lot. twitch: cavemennews
flyer for episode 140 of cavemen news. 

blurred out faces of people giving and accepting an award are on the flyer

show starts at 9 pm NM time tonight
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conda @cavemennews.com · 03/09/2026
self portrait screen printed. mostly black and white
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conda @cavemennews.com · 02/09/2026
ep. 139, “Allsup’s” intro video bumper by @officialpepito.bsky.social music by the CMN Beat Band
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conda @cavemennews.com · 27/08/2026
“un mask (two fools)” 2026 ink, watercolor, ink, on 11x14” bristol. 3 of 3 #art #screenprint #ephemera
grey screen print of a masked man holding a cat, above a brownish scrawling of a creature, on top of two blue masks
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conda @cavemennews.com · 24/08/2026
the thumbnail twitch chose for our episode
a man with short blonde hair and an eyepatch is smiling while trying to put on a tie. he is wearing black t shirt with a white button up over it, not buttoned up. he also has on a blazer. 

caption below says, “supposed to last. Hopefully he’s enjoying himself.”
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conda @cavemennews.com · 21/08/2026
one of those is easier than the other
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conda @cavemennews.com · 20/08/2026
happy mom birthday to all who celebrate
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conda @cavemennews.com · 20/08/2026
if anybody has an invite code for gaggl, we would be so pumped.
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conda @cavemennews.com · 18/08/2026
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conda @cavemennews.com · 17/08/2026
it’s a dick harrell shirt. he was a carlsbad guy who went on to become one of the best car mechanics/racers of all time. i love this shirt.
white t shirt with a red car on front and it says, “dick harrel” and “mr. chevrolet”back of shirt. two red cars. 
“ahra (american hot ros association) driver of the defade 1960-70”  and other accolades
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conda @cavemennews.com · 14/08/2026
“un mask (two fools)” 2026 ink, watercolor, oil pastel, money, and alcohol marker on 11x14” bristol. 2 of 3 #art #screenprint #ephemera
screen printed photo of a man wearing a mask while holding a cat. crudely colored and drawn on. ripped bill on east side if image, covered un blue. it is really hard to type because i have big text sibce i have low vision and for this reason the keyboard covers up what i type, so i have no isea if i am typing well
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conda @cavemennews.com · 14/08/2026
producer nico got me the sickest carlsbad-related gift. im lucky
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conda @cavemennews.com · 14/08/2026
bought an MPC sample and it is one of the best purchases i ever made. it has weight. feels like a real object. no futzing with a mouse or touching a screen. just physical knobs and buttons. leave phone at home. go sit in the woods alone and make music. like ancestors intended.
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conda @cavemennews.com · 09/08/2026
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conda @cavemennews.com · 06/08/2026
weird that i can’t edit this post. i just want to say it is one of three
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conda @cavemennews.com · 06/08/2026
“un mask (two fools)” 2026 ink, watercolor, on 11x14” bristol #art #screenprint #ephemera
black screen peint of a masked man holdinf a a cat. black ink. over loose japaenese doodle in pink. undwrneath is a beownish/yellowish wash on a white background
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conda @cavemennews.com · 06/08/2026
you should. it is a great idea and i am loving it. www.patreon.com/letuscook?ut...
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conda @cavemennews.com · 06/08/2026
all this to say: there is a real chance i might get wooed into going running, and that is a funny thing to think about because my vision is so bad i have a pretty big fall every other week, just from walking on the sidewalk. might have biggest running crash of my life. funny, though.
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conda @cavemennews.com · 06/08/2026
but, this month the topic is going to be running. i have been daydreaming about getting into running. thing is, i have had significant vision loss in the last years. i had to stop skateboarding everywhere because i can’t see potential obstacles in my path that could send me flying
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conda @cavemennews.com · 06/08/2026
the first month was great. it was all about chess and how to make it approachable to mike mitchell. loved listening to the eps, and it made me hungry to play some chess, which i haven’t done in years.
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conda @cavemennews.com · 06/08/2026
“let us cook” is a new podcast i am into. i love the premise. the host brings on a guest at the top of the month and they say something they have wanted to get into, but haven’t yet. then the rest of the eps that month are about figuring out how to get the person into it,…
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conda @cavemennews.com · 05/08/2026
we got suspended from twitch and our episode deleted for showing “adult nudity” a few weeks ago. i am pretty sure it was because we showed this painting that i liked. do you think it was the butt or breast that scandalized? love katarina janeckova’s stuff
screenshot of @ katarinajaneckova’s instagram post pf her painting. it shows a naked woman sitting on a tank that has various messages written on it like, “abolish ice”, “no war on our neighbors”, etc.
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conda @cavemennews.com · 05/08/2026
“trucha” 2026 ink and glued newspaper on 11x14” bristol #art
white bristol with two screen printed women, one in black ink, one in red ink, with arms extended above a light blue mass. newspaper letters cut out to spell, “trucha” in the southwest corner
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conda @cavemennews.com · 04/08/2026
correcting google’s summary of CMN
screen shot of google’s summary of cavemen news. marked out false stuff and added omitted things. no clue what the video they listed as an example of us is. never heard of it. weird that they got one of the hosts of (calling me cond instead of conda) but leaving out the other host. the other host is the only one who is given a big announcement and introduction each week and only one listed in the credits. we barely ever say my name. so why are they acting like this is my thing. losers know nothing.
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conda @cavemennews.com · 02/08/2026
intro for ep. 135 “look-alikes” video bumper by @officialpepito.bsky.social audio by the CMN Beat Band (w/ additional audio layered on by @officialpepito.bsky.social
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conda @cavemennews.com · 30/07/2026
excerpts from the kave tv shareholders meeting for july 2026 www.instagram.com/reel/DbZg1Hm...
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1 likes, 2 comments - cavemen_news on July 29, 2026: "excerpt from the kave tv shareholders meeting for july".
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conda @cavemennews.com · 30/07/2026
alright. doing live in 8 minutes
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