iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

conda @cavemennews.com · 19/09/2026

@robinmk.bsky.social depictions of the mona lisa remind me of you these days, so i am passing this along

screenshot from a reddit post showing the flight path of someone flying in the shape of the mona lisa

conda @cavemennews.com · 13/09/2026

going live with this is an hour and change. Cobra is already in his assistant director’s chair

cobra, the white cat with black spots, napping in his computer chair

011

conda @cavemennews.com · 10/09/2026

“the stacy leigh” 2026 ink, colored pencil, water color; and wrapping paper on 11x14” bristol

screen printed photo of artist stacy leigh wearing a dress and holding a guitar in black ink, in white bristol. there is also some light yellow around her, and some light pink lines around her. she is bordered by five pieces of wrapping paper that repeatedly say, "happy birthday" on them.

conda @cavemennews.com · 08/09/2026

ep. 141 “western week” flyer yeehaw

011

conda @cavemennews.com · 06/09/2026

if you missed yesterday’s ep, here are the important things you missed

black and white photos of pepito and conda. text written over it in red says, “ep. 140 summary”.
then, in blue it says,

“monologue introduction by conda’s body double

lyric of the week from, “good morning sunshine” by quasimoto

chess move, pepito’s turn, pawn to H4

CMN Inquirer’s question, “if you were a snack cake, what type would you be?”

guest invite: john wilson

next episode: western week”

conda @cavemennews.com · 06/09/2026

tune in mere hours. we will be talking about the history of contests in carlsbad, nm. there have been a lot. twitch: cavemennews

flyer for episode 140 of cavemen news.

blurred out faces of people giving and accepting an award are on the flyer

show starts at 9 pm NM time tonight

conda @cavemennews.com · 02/09/2026

ep. 139, “Allsup’s” intro video bumper by @officialpepito.bsky.social music by the CMN Beat Band

conda @cavemennews.com · 27/08/2026

“un mask (two fools)” 2026 ink, watercolor, ink, on 11x14” bristol. 3 of 3 #art #screenprint #ephemera

grey screen print of a masked man holding a cat, above a brownish scrawling of a creature, on top of two blue masks

050

conda @cavemennews.com · 24/08/2026

the thumbnail twitch chose for our episode

a man with short blonde hair and an eyepatch is smiling while trying to put on a tie. he is wearing black t shirt with a white button up over it, not buttoned up. he also has on a blazer.

caption below says, “supposed to last. Hopefully he’s enjoying himself.”

conda @cavemennews.com · 20/08/2026

happy mom birthday to all who celebrate

conda @cavemennews.com · 17/08/2026

it’s a dick harrell shirt. he was a carlsbad guy who went on to become one of the best car mechanics/racers of all time. i love this shirt.

white t shirt with a red car on front and it says, “dick harrel” and “mr. chevrolet”

back of shirt. two red cars.
“ahra (american hot ros association) driver of the defade 1960-70” and other accolades

conda @cavemennews.com · 14/08/2026

“un mask (two fools)” 2026 ink, watercolor, oil pastel, money, and alcohol marker on 11x14” bristol. 2 of 3 #art #screenprint #ephemera

screen printed photo of a man wearing a mask while holding a cat. crudely colored and drawn on. ripped bill on east side if image, covered un blue. it is really hard to type because i have big text sibce i have low vision and for this reason the keyboard covers up what i type, so i have no isea if i am typing well

conda @cavemennews.com · 06/08/2026

“un mask (two fools)” 2026 ink, watercolor, on 11x14” bristol #art #screenprint #ephemera

black screen peint of a masked man holdinf a a cat. black ink. over loose japaenese doodle in pink. undwrneath is a beownish/yellowish wash on a white background

131

conda @cavemennews.com · 05/08/2026

we got suspended from twitch and our episode deleted for showing “adult nudity” a few weeks ago. i am pretty sure it was because we showed this painting that i liked. do you think it was the butt or breast that scandalized? love katarina janeckova’s stuff

screenshot of @ katarinajaneckova’s instagram post pf her painting. it shows a naked woman sitting on a tank that has various messages written on it like, “abolish ice”, “no war on our neighbors”, etc.

000

conda @cavemennews.com · 05/08/2026

“trucha” 2026 ink and glued newspaper on 11x14” bristol #art

white bristol with two screen printed women, one in black ink, one in red ink, with arms extended above a light blue mass. newspaper letters cut out to spell, “trucha” in the southwest corner

090

conda @cavemennews.com · 04/08/2026

correcting google’s summary of CMN

screen shot of google’s summary of cavemen news. marked out false stuff and added omitted things. no clue what the video they listed as an example of us is. never heard of it. weird that they got one of the hosts of (calling me cond instead of conda) but leaving out the other host. the other host is the only one who is given a big announcement and introduction each week and only one listed in the credits. we barely ever say my name. so why are they acting like this is my thing. losers know nothing.

000

conda @cavemennews.com · 02/08/2026

intro for ep. 135 “look-alikes” video bumper by @officialpepito.bsky.social audio by the CMN Beat Band (w/ additional audio layered on by @officialpepito.bsky.social

conda @cavemennews.com · 29/07/2026

assistant director COBRA, in his directing chair

cobra the white cat with dark grey patches, sits in the computer chair he sits in during CMN. he loves that chair. i carry it into the living room when he is too lazy to join me.

conda @cavemennews.com · 26/07/2026

last night’s episode was too raw. here is @officialpepito.bsky.social ‘s bumper and the intro beat by the CMN Beat Band for the episode that have been otherwise scrubbed from the internet.

conda @cavemennews.com · 24/07/2026

“after hell” 2026 ink and watercolor on 11” x 14” bristol, 3of 3 #art #screenprint #ink

third and final in series. a photo i took of nico after we went to early screening of “her private hell”. there is a light blue, smoky (in form, not color) object behind her her face is printed in black, but the rest of her is printed in a black and reddish tone.

conda @cavemennews.com · 23/07/2026

“after hell” 2026 ink and hi-lighter on 11” x 14” bristol, 1 and 2 of 3

a screen print of nico. mostly black ink. fluorescent yellow hi-lighter on face, as well as facial features printed in red

screen print of nico primarily done in a pink, while the face has fluorescent yellow hi-lighter, under face details printed in black on top

conda @cavemennews.com · 21/07/2026

it was really good. i got to meet one of my favorite directors and he loved nico’s jacket that i commissioned made for her to look like Yaritza’s in “too old to die young”. he signed my 7” of “song my enemy sings” that i first heard while watching his show “too old to die young”

refn looking at nico’s jacket before autographing it

conda @cavemennews.com · 20/07/2026

going to an early access screening of Refn’s new movie today. wearing my custom Refn shirt.

picture of my white shirt with the titles of two refn films, “only god forgives” and “the neon demon” screen printed on it in red ink

151

conda @cavemennews.com · 19/07/2026

flyer for next saturday’s show where we will take a look at secret societies in carlsbad, nm and what they have been getting up into

two veiled figures, one a dark red shade with a yellowish masonic symbol their chest, and the other with another secret symbol on their chest stands in front of a newspaper announcing the meetings for carlsbad secret societies that week.

conda @cavemennews.com · 18/07/2026

a skunk bumped into me while i was sitting on my porch last night

conda @cavemennews.com · 18/07/2026

“tres mask” 1 of 6, 3 of 6, and 2 of 6 #art #prints #screenprint

050

conda @cavemennews.com · 15/07/2026

“tres mask” 2026 ink screen printed on 11x14” bristol #art #screenprint #tresmask

screen printed red figure with three masks stands in front of a screen printed yellow and brown background on white bristol. this is from a photo i took a decade ago

060

conda @cavemennews.com · 10/07/2026

threw on an old podcast rerun while i walked to the store. as soon as i got through the crosswalk and walked a few steps down the sidewalk i heard a huge crash of a car accident right behind me and at that exact moment they said this on the podcast. world didn’t feel real for half a second.

conda @cavemennews.com · 10/07/2026

empty bottle cap from an empty brain company. sierra nevada, you are clinically dull. i’m not even a big beer head, i just grab whatever when i am in the mood. but i will remember this and never on a whim grab a sierra nevada again. you could have been something

a blank bottle cap, symbolic of an empty company. shame

conda @cavemennews.com · 10/07/2026

ok. looking to grab some beers and saw sierra nevada releasing a “national parks” beer. perfect opportunity to put the carlsbad caverns as a national park under the bottle cap. hell yeah. i’ll be happy even if i get a dumb national park. i will keep trying

a six pack of sierra nevada national parks beer

100

conda @cavemennews.com · 12/06/2026

how is my phone giving me X notifications when i don’t have the app and haven’t logged in there in about two years? i got a notification for that lame spot. right here.

screen shot of my phone saying i have a notification on x.

conda @cavemennews.com · 07/06/2026

new closing credits for CMN

000

conda @cavemennews.com · 16/05/2026

cindy’s sick new custom CMN t shirt. i need one

closer look at the shirt. three blocks, one with conda, one with assistant director cobra, and one with pepito

conda @cavemennews.com · 14/05/2026

my best shirt. was gift. i wear it to meet new petcare clients. best shirt that isn’t political, possibly offensive, got paint/ink marks, not a blank shirt designed with a sharpie. my best one. nobody ever talks about loving the rehearsal. what does this say about pet people

my shirt from hit tv show the rehearsal. hard to describe. white tee with illustrations that look like plane safety ones. nathan fielder drawing on it, too

100

conda @cavemennews.com · 14/05/2026

i don’t know why his birthday song didn’t upload

000

conda @cavemennews.com · 14/05/2026

cobra is having a birthday. for every like this gets i will give him 1x pet

120

conda @cavemennews.com · 21/04/2026

goodwill today had a grip of annoying shirts. i didn’t get them. got good ones instead

grey shirt that says, “TESLA gigafactory austin, tx.” it has the shape of tx with scenic mountains in it with a tesla and a cybertruck on it.

black shirt that says, “things i do in my spare time

play ai
watch ai
research ai
talk about ai
think about ai
dream about ai”

grey shirt that says, “isn’t happy hour any time. - johnny depp”