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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 3h

The one I joined (and still am subscribed to) is Heat Hot Sauce Company. I'm on the one-a-month plan. Also, you can order hot sauces from them, and there's an option to have them ship free of charge with your monthly subscription. I've had great experience with them. heathotsauce.com.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 4h

When COVID started and looked like it wasn't going away, I canceled my gym membership and signed up for a hot sauce of the month club instead. I'm a little behind going through the past year's worth of deliveries.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 5h

I'll be honest: I go through ghost pepper mustard so fast because I will sometimes just eat a spoonful. One of the things that makes me feel alive. Also, I'm thinking hot honey mustard on a chicken sandwich (grilled or fried) as an alternative.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 5h

I watched a science video on YouTube, and it said it's a lot easier to fling things out of the solar system than into the sun, and I kinda like that. Make their frozen corpses monuments to their ego.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 5h

I am so ready for American Thanksgiving. I'm going to make so many leftover sandwiches.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 5h

I have Starry Night sitting of my shelf, and I like it there. But I need to get The Great Wave hung up. And then build Sunflowers and get it hung up, too. But a kit different sized screws hoping one of this is correct for the Lego artwork.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 5h

I am so making a turkey sandwich with that for lunch tomorrow.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 5h

It ranks up there with horseradish and hot sauce for me.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 5h

"Your codes are wrong, use these." Okay, done. "No, those codes are wrong use the original ones." Umm... okay. Done. "No, those codes don't make sense, use these instead." Really? Okay, done again. "Why do you have so much confusion on these codes?" I will crawl through Outlook and flip your desk.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 5h

Sigh. Too much work. Why can't I have a grocery store meet-cute with one of us having a baguette in our cart for some reason even though no one actually eats baguettes outside of Le Madeleine and maybe France.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 5h

I'm at the point of frustration now I'm ready to start responding to emails with:

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 6h

I had an interviewer call me a liar in an interview once. I really didn't want to work for this company. It had a poor reputation and was bottom of my list. But I was desperate for a job so took the interview. After that, I was so glad I didn't get hired. Kinda wished I had walked out, honestly.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

10/10 A+ No Notes. It's giving beachcomber vibes, honestly. Only thing missing is the metal detector to be walking the beach, looking for buried treasure.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'm craving shitty pizza and ranch dressing.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Sometimes the greatest bounds in mood and happiness come when you are unshackled from everything that fights to constrain you.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Gotta hand it to Folger's, though. It's mid-tier instant coffee, but the subtextual incest will make sure their memory endures after the company fades to nothing.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Our newest local lawyer is Eric Dick. And, yes, he leans hard on the Dick.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Campbell's has like a million varieties of soup, and a lot of them look delicious or worth trying but are not available in any grocery store near me. Am I'm actually going to have to order canned soup online now? Bad enough I buy my mustard online.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don't know why spending hours driving sucks the energy out of me. I spent six hours driving today. Literally just sitting there for six hours keeping the car between the lines and the speed a constant 75mph. Why do I feel like I've spent the day in the heat tilling the field?

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don't drive with glasses. Yet, anyway. And they're just readers anyway. I only had them on in the first pic because I was sending out messages I was leaving, turning on live location, and showing proof that I do actually leave my apartment on social media.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

So. Looks like my mom was removed from the Texas voter roll. Even though she voted in 2024. Kicking myself now for not having her check her status earlier.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

On every speed bump going up, he ricocheted off the ceiling because he had 2 inches top clearance and 2-inch speed bumps. He knocked two overhead lights down. And trying to back into a space, he hit a support column hard enough to dent his bumper.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He played a 5 minute game of shimmying to navigate the U-turn in the garage. He hit the overhead drainage pipe and nearly ripped it out of the ceiling. We all heard and saw it. He was blocking me going in and someone else trying to leave, and the other drive and I shared a moment witnessing this.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Coming back from a lunch break errand, I got stuck behind someone driving a UHaul in my complex's parking garage. Deciding to try taking a UHaul to the second floor of a residential parking garage when there's literally an outdoor-accessible cargo elevator across the courtyard is wild.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'll be honest. I still don't know what "trade" means.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Burn it down. Burn it all down. Avenge the party foul!

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This week had been the longest year of my life.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Coworker: "Have you ever filed an AES before?' Me: "Yeah, back in my first job I did regularly." Coworker: "So, you remember how to do it?" Me: "I mean, it's been a while, but I think I do." ... does the math on exactly how long a while... Me: "Oh. Fuck."

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I consulted another doctor to get a second opinion on your behalf. He said, "It's a-cool with me! Wahoo!"

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Trick or Tim. 'Cause Tim's a treat.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I appreciate that the official abbreviation for "Duties, Taxes, and Fees" is "DTF". Love dropping that into slides and meetings.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Cheetos porridge. She made Cheetos porridge. That's one way to spackle your butthole up from the inside.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've spent the last two hours trying to add columns to a report, and this BI software is powerful yet also garbage.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Honestly, I think Lego should have skipped the transporter room set, given up on hitting 1,701 pieces, and just did a full bridge set. They could have added hinges and stuff to be able to open it up for display.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The command island has to be shortened up a lot because the helm/nav station would hit the front elevated floor. The railings would need to be reworked as they ought to be three-segments and allow for access to the lower floor at 0, 90, 180, and 270 degrees.

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I still can't decide if I could build a full TOS Enterprise bridge if I bought a second Lego set. I feel like I maybe could, but the the Lego has to be reworked a good bit.

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