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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him)

@caustictheclown.bsky.social
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Activist. Revolutionary. Secessionist Musician & Mage. Wordsmith & Whackadoo. Indy voter. Indy thinker. Friend to animals and humans. Cook. Teacher. Plumber. Principal. Kind and furious. Poet and Pacifist. Recovering addict. Mental health first responder.

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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
8 miles on the Onewheel with my lady friend.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I first became aware of DEI in 1985. Thanks to Val Kilmer and Real Genius. Then... decades later those letters came to mean something different. Something... bigger and better. I hoisted the woke/DEI flag over my shoulder and brought it to skilled trades unions in and around DC, successfully.
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Zeke Tayler @drzeketayler.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
What Pennsylvania does tomorrow will affect the Commonwealth and country for the next decade. Find your why and get out the vote. 
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Have you started or joined a local, left-friendly militia yet? Why not? All enemies. Foreign and domestic.
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Gardener68 @gardener68.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"After what we saw yesterday, all Americans should be out here protesting." YES!!! The March 8th Women's March is a great opportunity to do so!
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Real question. Have you started a local militia? If not, wtf not? How the hell do you expect to protect your family and your neighbors.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This is awful. I mean, at least mumps has a chance of leaving sterility. So please, Mumps, take your shot. Push Measles out of the way. apnews.com/article/meas...
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Texas measles cases are up, and New Mexico now has an outbreak. Here's what you need to know
The measles outbreak in West Texas has grown to 58 cases as of Tuesday. Eight people in neighboring eastern New Mexico also have been diagnosed with the highly contagious disease.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
We've been taught that: Half-measures are good enough. Safety nets are optional. That Dems have our best interests at heart. That it's okay to found a country on genocide and enslavement & that such a country can eventually function in a developed world. None of this is true. We ARE the baddies.
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a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Folks... what would the country look like if, while fighting the current administration, we also fought the system that brought us this fun shit-show? Leave the Dems. Support indies (or BE one) that show wisdom and leadership. It's hard. Leaving a cult always is. You can do it. I believe in you.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you let an agency or officers come onto your property, onto your block, or into your neighborhood to round up 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒, then don't expect 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 to stand up for you when they come for you or a loved one. Fight back.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Somebody told young America that they could have an Xbox. A giant TV. Cheap meat and milk. Inexpensive eggs. Always. We only bought sodas on sale or generic. We ate "boil-in-bags" over egg noodles. Scrap turkey w/ 100% sodium in gravy covered circles. Hamburger helper & leftovers 3 days a week. 1/4
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
A couple of Soc 201 students learned about Accelerationism & are now throwing around the word willy-nilly at anyone pushing for revolution. I was bothered by it when I started typing this & I'm already at... meh. "What about the death? The poverty? The tumult?" They're here. Most just don't see. 1/2
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I'll have to read the fine print, but I'm seeing "fines for nocturnal emissions" coming from this, no pun intended. www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/m...
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Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
"People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If you don't already watch Crooked Media's/Hysteria Podcast's "This Fucking Guy", then start. Here's the Leon edition. One of many on some Fucking Fucked up Guys. youtu.be/4y40RU5Nx6U?...
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Elon Musk: Everything You Didn't Know About His Sh*tty Past
YouTube video by Hysteria
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
After a holiday relapse, I'm starting Day 7 California Sober. Rational recovery. If you need help, get help. If you need recovery, find recovery, then find counselling. They work best together. You may not find the right sharing group the 1st time. You may not find the right therapist the 1st time.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I spend a lot of time in this state. Parts of it are very much hurting, and have been for decades. I don't see any way in which this helps. It's really another nail in the mountainous coffin. apnews.com/article/west...
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West Virginia governor axes DEI and enacts vaccine exemptions on first full day in office
Republican Gov. Patrick Morrisey has issued a slew of aggressive executive orders on his first day as West Virginia’s chief executive.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
www.msn.com/en-us/news/o... #Thoughtsandprayers, asshole
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
My sigil is of rebellion. I will leave it as such until such rebellion unites. Not behind me, but as a movement. I'm a simple tradesman. A thinking blue collar fellow to be sure, but never a leader. I'm a better "man behind a person". Until a person rises, I'm putting my hat into local government.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Everyone's a victim. Of systemic abuse. Emotional. Sexual. Neglectful. "Voluntary" serfdom. Systemic oligarchy. Corporatocracy. Kakistocracy. Of generally & genuinely accepted bullshit, and handing the reigns over & over to those who don't have ALL people's best interests at heart. Fight. Please.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
We don't need to take the USA "back". WE never had it. It was intended for white land owners and built on a policy of expansion. Well, we expanded. As a people & as waistlines. We can do far better. We either break away and make something new or start the long slog towards social democracy. 1/2
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
It's up to thinking, caring Americans to ensure that Kamala's loss, which is a short-term loss, becomes the biggest long-term gain this country has ever seen. Eat. The. Rich. Tear down the system.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
If there is a heaven (there is probably not) then he's there, and I'm glad of it. Even gladder because that would mean a hell for some... other folks.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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a cartoon of homer simpson sitting at a desk
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson sitting at a desk
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I am Jack's sense of Humanism and Progressivism. I was never really a Dem. I converted briefly to support Obama twice. Sadly the country as it stands does not embrace humanism or progressive values. Looking after one another, regardless of race or beliefs. So something new and big must be grown.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Had some folks ping me over the holidays about protecting their families. We didn't mention guns at all. We talked about: Bow hunting. Dry goods. Gardening. Canning. Back up energy. Preserving potable water. And running as an indy for local elections.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A sweet kid. 100 years is no joke, and he made the most of them.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Dear Dems who are being Dems because that's the best we've got. Stop. Being. Dems. Start local. Make a new party. One with actual solutions and simple principles. Coordinate with others. Then coordinate with other towns. Start with town councils. School boards. Anything. Please stop doing nothing.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Lol.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
First call this AM. "Mr... Clown, I may miss class tonight. My father died this morning." One of my top students. His 2nd or 3rd call today after family was to let us know he was missing class with cause and did not want to jeopardize his career. I've met with "white collar" unions, workers... 1/3
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Lol. Sooooo bloody bold. He might be Kreskin. He might be Nostra-motherfucking-damus. Clearly a MENSA man. ffs www.thedailybeast.com/mitt-romney-...
thedailybeast.com
Mitt Romney Makes Bold Prediction for 2028 GOP Presidential Nominee
Mitt Romney sees the political heavyweight as a “smart” figure within the MAGA movement.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Don't Resist. oppose revolt "Resistance" stems the flow. We need the flow to reverse course completely.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
discord.gg/UuaVpRd7 Come share your knowledge. * Where to buy bulk food. * Bulk ammo. * How to grow and then can/jar. * How to incapacitate armed and unarmed humans. * How to build hidden rooms in your home. * How to tunnel and tailor. * Sew and sow. * What to read and recommend.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Good Morning Bluesky!!! It's a beautiful new day. I mean... no. No it's not. But think about the country YOU want, and the one your least blessed neighbors NEED. What we ALL deserve. Then, let's talk about how we all get there. Together, sans party affiliation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=swYd...
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Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Frontiers Music srl
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
How I start my morning every day. 6 oz oat milk. 4 oz vegan yog 1 T hemp seed 1 T chia seed 1/8 cup flax seed 1/8 cup dried goji 1 banana 1 cup black/rasp 1 T ground (ea): camu, pitaya, mulberry, pom, acai, elder 1/8 cup almond 2 T cocoa nibs 1 T spirulina 1 T chlorella 1 T bee pollen 🥰
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
How do you make a country realize how bad it needs safety nets, immigrant neighbors, rule of law, freedom...? Take. Them. All. Away.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Pre disco Bee Gees. I really needed this song this morning. Maybe it will do something for you too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQCT...
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To Love Somebody
YouTube video by Bee Gees - Topic
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
We need more parties, but they have to be real. Outside the system. Labor Progressive No more of this... too far left for Dems, AKA "For the People". Sound off with what you would like in a new constitution, were one to be written. I'll start: 1/?
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
So... revolution starts with education. If education is what you want, then... I have a place, not just for learning but teaching. Canning. Trapping. Foraging. 3d... um printing. Chaos leading to something new. Tearing down the old walls. This is an invitation to discussion. discord.gg/UuaVpRd7
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Check out the America's Best Risotto Recipies! community on Discord - hang out with 5 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
@benfranklin2018.bsky.social You seem to be not answering when pinged. I have to ask. Back in '18 or '19 I worked with a savvy BF on some actions in DC. Are you he? Because... we gotsta talk. Msg me. Please.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Dear Bluesky, Find me people who understand we cannot "elect" our way out of this. Revolutionaries working towards: Revolution Secession Tearing down a sick and broken system Seeking a new country build on the embers of the old. Grazie.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
apnews.com/article/bide... Are you happy about these choices???
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Biden commutes roughly 1,500 sentences and pardons 39 people in biggest single-day act of clemency
The president is also pardoning 39 Americans convicted of nonviolent crimes. The move follows a pardon for his son Hunter, who was prosecuted for gun and tax crimes.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Can you have a revolution in an age of armchair resistance and snark over substance? I'm starting to worry that the answer is no. Do we have to wait for the end to make a new beginning? I sure as shit hope not. Why let the new regime take power at all? We shouldn't. Not OUR power.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I'm wondering... What is the point of this article and post? Are there people to whom this is news? Poll or no? Here's something useful. Where to buy bulk foods at a reasonable price. bulkfoods.com/beans/dried-... And... other things: notmytribe.com/solidarity/o... Time now for war. Not whinging.
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Lentils - Buy Wholesale Lentils | Bulkfoods.com
Quality fancy Dried Lentils in Bulk - Standard Green Lentils and Fancy Red Lentils. Save more by purchasing Lentils at a Wholesale Price and other Dried Foods!
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I live Ikigai. I have gained much by fighting, but fighting is my: Passion Vocation Vacation Mission I do what I love, which helps the world, which I'm... passing fair at, and I get paid. And when the time comes I'll give that up for a different fight.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
When a country forgets that Democracy is a verb, you get... whatever we have. Let's give her a decent burial & move forward with something not built on genocide, and slavery. Let's build something with hands of all colours. People of all faiths or none at all. People who believe in equity/equality.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
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PegE4-Democracy @pege4.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Great advice for undocumented parents of kids that are U.S. Citizens. 👇
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
If I say Democrats are a huge part of the problem, what is your reaction? Dismay? Shock? Fury? That I'm sowing division among liberals?!? Ask yourself why you would react so intensely to that statement rather than ask for explanation? Have you been... tribalized? Maybe. I was. You don't have to be.
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Cristobal - El Payaso Cáustico 🤡(he/him) @caustictheclown.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We need a New Sons of Liberty, but one which includes Daughters. Sisters. Mums. The descendants of Sybil Ludington, as we all are. Still, who will fire the first shot? Did it already happen? Let's have our pens out. Our legs. Our voices. But... when shots come... www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU7F...
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The Shot Heard Round The World - Schoolhouse Rock
YouTube video by Eldon Brown
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