Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Please like this if you see it. You don’t have to interact with the post, just enjoy my company for a second. Okay, second’s over. Go away 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Wait, we're up to nine elevens now? I thought we were still on eleven number six" - @propertyofyeti.bsky.social 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I can’t be the only person coming up with ideas here! Reply with your best Bluesky post idea and my favorite will be my next post 101
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Scream into the void. Nothing will happen. You will still owe on your credit card. You will still lose the house if you don’t pay your mortgage. You will still find yourself alone if you don’t learn to treasure your partner. But at least the void will know how you feel 110
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Let’s play a game. You ask me a question and I don’t give you an answer. I call it “Ghosting” 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Anyone else feel like August just started yesterday? 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You ever want to break a show so it stops existing? I can’t stop watching it, but it’s so bad! 020
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I only make Bluesky posts when I remember Bluesky exists. I don’t make Bluesky posts when I don’t remember Bluesky exists. Thank you for your time. Refreshments are available in the lobby. 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026We’ve been together for almost 6 years. Pretty sure you’re the only one it’s secret from 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’ll be participating in OctoberFeast actually. It’s where I eat whatever I want for the entire month of October 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If you see this, kindly reply with either an insult or a confession of love. I don’t care if it’s true, I know both are difficult, but anything helps 100
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Is that why you don’t pay attention to me? Because I’m not the internet? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026How many ducks are in this row? Does everyone have the same amount or do we all the the same expectations under different circumstances? Can I pet the ducks? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You’ll watch Star Wars with your other gf but not with me?????? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Beep. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. 111
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026What is the point if not board games? If your job interferes with your ability to play board games, quit. If your lack of enthusiasm for board games interferes with your ability to play board games, reevaluate all your life choices. Play board games 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What do you want from me? No, seriously, what do you want from me? I might be able to hook you up 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Is it hot in here or is it just a high atmospheric pressure system pulling down air from the upper levels of the atmosphere to the ground? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026We interrupt your Bluesky scrolling for some Breaking News: you look cute today 110
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Welcome to Catto’s Fun Fact of the Day, a new series that will start and end today! Today’s fun fact: the first ever Catto’s Fun Fact of the Day was on June 21st, 2026! 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 19/06/2026What’s the deal with airplane food? What do airplanes even eat? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Yooooooo game changer is really quite the….game…..changer…..I didn’t think this one through….. 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Tongs really do be spreading their legs for everything 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Yes. That’s what I’m doing. I don’t understand the question 000
