Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Please like this if you see it. You don’t have to interact with the post, just enjoy my company for a second. Okay, second’s over. Go away 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Wait, we're up to nine elevens now? I thought we were still on eleven number six" - @propertyofyeti.bsky.social 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I can’t be the only person coming up with ideas here! Reply with your best Bluesky post idea and my favorite will be my next post 101
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Scream into the void. Nothing will happen. You will still owe on your credit card. You will still lose the house if you don’t pay your mortgage. You will still find yourself alone if you don’t learn to treasure your partner. But at least the void will know how you feel 110
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Let’s play a game. You ask me a question and I don’t give you an answer. I call it “Ghosting” 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Anyone else feel like August just started yesterday? 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You ever want to break a show so it stops existing? I can’t stop watching it, but it’s so bad! 020
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I only make Bluesky posts when I remember Bluesky exists. I don’t make Bluesky posts when I don’t remember Bluesky exists. Thank you for your time. Refreshments are available in the lobby. 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If you see this, kindly reply with either an insult or a confession of love. I don’t care if it’s true, I know both are difficult, but anything helps 100
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026How many ducks are in this row? Does everyone have the same amount or do we all the the same expectations under different circumstances? Can I pet the ducks? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Beep. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. 111
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026What is the point if not board games? If your job interferes with your ability to play board games, quit. If your lack of enthusiasm for board games interferes with your ability to play board games, reevaluate all your life choices. Play board games 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What do you want from me? No, seriously, what do you want from me? I might be able to hook you up 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Is it hot in here or is it just a high atmospheric pressure system pulling down air from the upper levels of the atmosphere to the ground? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026We interrupt your Bluesky scrolling for some Breaking News: you look cute today 110
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Welcome to Catto’s Fun Fact of the Day, a new series that will start and end today! Today’s fun fact: the first ever Catto’s Fun Fact of the Day was on June 21st, 2026! 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 19/06/2026What’s the deal with airplane food? What do airplanes even eat? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Yooooooo game changer is really quite the….game…..changer…..I didn’t think this one through….. 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Tongs really do be spreading their legs for everything 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 24/05/2026“To thine own self be true, unless thine own self is a lying bitch” -my boyfriend, when I asked him what my next Bluesky post should be Is he trying to tell me something? 110
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026My boyfriend hasn’t gone through and liked all of my posts. Is that a fireable offense? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Joke’s on you! Joke’s on you! You should get that off before it bites you! 110
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 15/05/2026If we all group hug, like the whole world, how many tons of pressure would be at the center? Can someone get in contact with Bill Nye the Science Guy to find out? I guess I’ll accept answers from other sources, too. 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026What if we rearranged the periodic table to spell out a message? Do you think we’d find a hidden message? 100
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 07/05/2026On a scale of 1-10, I think I’d break it. I weigh a lot more than 10 222
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 14/04/2026What? Coach Ella? Who is that? What do they coach? Can I play? 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 09/04/2026What’s your favorite podcast and why is it @werealive.com? 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I answered my friends’ questions with random @cardsagainsthumanity.com cards. Here’s the results: Q: What should I focus on in order to unlock true happiness? A: The kind of guy who posts on Reddit. Q: What is the meaning of life? A: Lululululemon! 410
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Today I learned that everything I knew about Spider-Man 2 (Tobey Maguire) happened in Spider-Man 3 (Tobey Maguire). They really shoved a lot into that movie (Spider-Man 3 (Tobey Maguire)) 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Due to inflation, the 5-second rule has now been upped to the 5 minute rule. The germs have been so cooperative and have agreed to wait 5 minutes before invading your food on the ground. We should all thank the germs for their sacrifice 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Sorry. Let me try again Here, why don’t yo take a qote post, too 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Whoever invented carbs is my hero. And my villain. But mostly my hero. I think. 010
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 11/01/2026You ever consider how ridiculous it is that we have to keep cleaning things because the second we use them they get dirty? Like I’m not gonna stop using them and I’m not gonna stop cleaning them, but it’s still ridiculous 000
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 03/12/2025@profanity.accountant I think mine will be ridiculously low considering my personality. Here’s a few to start you off: shit fuck hell fucking motherfucker heck ass bitch cunt 110
Catto @catto-almighty.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Give me one good reason. I haven’t decided what we’re reasoning, but if you give me a reason I’ll figure it out 220
