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@catsworking.bsky.social
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Cats are to be heard, not herded. The cats pick Bluesky flowers while their human transcriber Karen tears her hair out over the destruction of democracy. She's also author of "How to Work Like a CAT" and blogs at CatsWorking.com.

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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 4h
This is an exciting find! We haven't seen any gorgeous pink flowers in what seems like ages. These are taking a place of honor in our Bluesky garden right now. Thank you, @simonecannon.bsky.social!
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 4h
The bragging dribbling from his mouth these days, like this shit about the Nobel and saving the world from obliteration, and "I know more about everything than anybody," has eclipsed all his previous delusions. And yet, still no men with a net and a straitjacket in sight.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 4h
I'm having trouble wrapping my head around why she needed to turn sideways in her seat. So she wouldn't disturb whoever sat next to her on the aisle?
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 4h
Trump is turning DC into a replica of the interior of his skull.
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LorriefromCanada @lorriefmp.bsky.social · 4h
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 5h
Trump has the gall to say he thinks the presidency is a "very sacred position," while he sits there farting and shitting himself at the desk, amidst all the cheap fake gold plastic shit he's Superglued to every wall and inch of woodwork.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 5h
I hope Democrats have a plan to set up an agency dedicated to canceling all contracts with Trump family and cronies and clawing back all money paid for work not done. And it has a subsidiary for rescinding all Trump pardons, rearresting offenders, and reinstating sentences.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 5h
Gee, ICE hires criminals or wannabes who love getting paid to roam the streets armed and in masks, beating, kidnapping, raping, and killing anyone they please, but then has to shed them when their Utopian dream of a pure white America goes awry. Who couldn't have seen that coming?
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 8h
What I like best about the Daily Claudia is checking out what she wore. Without a doubt, that woman had great age-appropriate fashion sense and style. I particularly love her sweater wardrobe.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 8h
Pete reminds me of Trevor, the guy who died without his pants on, on "Ghosts."
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 8h
And they're standing outside, so you know how powerful Trump's stench must be.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 10h
Trump wants monuments to himself. THIS is the only kind of golden "tribute" he should have in a prominent place in DC.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 10h
Excellent blog post, and comment on the early voting experience!
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 11h
A roomba for grass would be fantastic!
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 11h
Bush II is looking like a Rhodes Scholar in hindsight. I do remember him saying "Bring it on!" and catching a lot of shit for it. Also, his huge "Mission Accomplished" banner, and his flyover of Hurricane Katrina damage (but at least he didn't throw any paper towels).
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 11h
This sounds like a scene between Trump and Natalie during diaper changes when she has her brief window of opportunity to service him in ways Melania quit as soon as she gave birth to her lifetime financial security baby.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 11h
Apparently, Trump said it while Rachel Maddow was doing her show, so Lawrence O'Donnell read it to her during the hand-off. I think it's the first time I've seen Rachel momentarily speechless.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 11h
Trying to decipher what Trump meant has been media's game all along and it must stop. People reacted to what he actually said, which proves 1) he's viciously deranged, and 2) a traitor to his oath who deserves to be removed, arrested, and punished. No more excuses, he bungled it, he was joking, etc.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 11h
Removing Trump by whatever means it takes could reasonably be described as an act of national, or even global, self-defense and security. He's a vicious predator who serves no useful purpose to mankind.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 11h
Those people all lost a family member to war and Trump's acting like they're tourists eager to see the sights. They should have all spit en masse on every fucking thing Trump showed them that he built.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 23h
I hope Mainers have the basic decency to fucking BURY Collins and vote for Jackson. She has been disgracing Maine for too many years, voting for greed and selfishness every chance she gets. She needs to be put down NOW.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 23h
All Medicare Advantage scams, guaranteed.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 23h
Roosevelt used a wheelchair before he would allow himself to be photographed in any stance remotely like this.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 23h
May the Noems never achieve another orgasm for the rest of their lives, because that’s what all of their infidelity and dysfunction has been about, right? May they both be rendered sexually null to spare the rest of humanity.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you!
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Savage Sundown Sauce. Love it! And yes, you make a great point. When Trump can't take the stairs on his flying palace, we'll know the end is near. Every time I see him on those steps, I wish for banana peels to fall from the heavens. One good tumble breaking his neck would finish him.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, this is exactly what he'd do. Deny, deny, deny until his head explodes.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've never seen "A Clockwork Orange." Someone gets their eyes taped open, don't they?
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mar-a-Lago would be a small price to pay for cheap gas and groceries again. Iran, I say, go for it!
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has anyone noticed how lately it's impossible to get a flattering photo of Trump? In super-baggy, bumpy suits, either he's standing weird, looking dopey and lost, or his face is contorted into an imbecilic expression. Plus dwindling ferret hair, orange goop, mismatched concealer, and bruises.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And that's why it's time to stop reporting what Trump "meant" to say, but what he actually said. Put his demented gibberish on full display. Turn on the fire hose of it and spray it directly in MAGA faces all day, every day, until they realize their emperor has no clothes.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The silver lining is the more extreme measures they take to pump him high enough to function, the harder he comes down. And every time they do it, they reduce his longevity. I say, pump that bastard every day to the gills with Red Bull, Adderall, meth, etc., like he's a duck making foie gras.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish Trump could be tied to a chair, his eyes taped open, and forced to see and hear a montage of every comedian who has mocked him all his life, including video clips of him being repulsive and stupid. Just a fire hose of honest ridicule he can't escape. His head would explode.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A follow-up study of the same participants now in Trump's second term to measure how many still approve of and support him would be fascinating. Because those who do would be the subsection of Americans who are as mentally ill as he is, unable to correct course even when it harms themselves.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As long as Trump is defying the court and pulling this shit, the press should pull out altogether. Leave the inept right-wing garbage outlets like Pillow Guy to report on him. He'll lose what's left of his mind very quickly when he falls off all mainstream front pages and broadcasts.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The audience's positive reaction to Trump's cracks about Iran taking out L.A. and San Diego has me making a mental note to remind myself that whatever statewide healthcare and economic devastation and personal ruin he delivers to Nebraska voters is well earned.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There have been so many moments when Trump has said things at rallies that should have had him jerked off the stage by big burly guys without tears in their eyes to arrest him for treason, whereupon he could have been swiftly tried and executed on those confessions alone, there's no counting them.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think Trump is so deeply mentally ill, there's has never been a moment of awareness, even when he wasn't demented. His broken brain couldn't continue functioning if it fully absorbed that he is the embodiment of all things stupid, evil, and corrupt, and he looks and sounds ridiculous all the time.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The audience reaction when Trump said that should have been silence, and then everyone headed for the exits. A so-called president saying he'd be fine with two major cities getting wiped out was unconscionable. We really need to beef up our laws against treason.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good one! Neural peristalsis should actually become a thing, using Trump as an example of how it presents in sufferers. Or Mike Johnson.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And every time he goes from that reluctant-hostage monotone to the forceful bellow (with shoulder jerks) he thinks is so macho, I wish a boxing glove would come into frame and punch him in the face.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've never seen this term "cerebral peristalsis" used with Trump, and the AI explanation doesn't say what its effects are, but I assume it makes him extremely stupid and incapable of learning, reasoning, or critical thinking.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good point! But I'm surprised Trump's people didn't throw in some T-shirts and red MAGA hats because they were not much in evidence. Makes you think more people might not want to advertise in public that they'd been to a Trump rally.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His speech is becoming so drunkenly slurred and constantly slurpy, listening to him gargle all that spit almost makes me gag.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have never seen a reduction in Medicare premiums since I went on it in 2019. As always, Trump is full of shit, and Natalie can confirm that.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And with these words, this fucking guy Emanuel just eliminated himself from consideration for any national office. The LAST thing Democrats need is another "let's turn the page and heal" bullshit artist who will let MOUNTAINS of crime go unpunished and the perps in place to keep it up.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every week the MAGA-leaning Richmond (VA) Times-Dispatch publishes its pick of the week's best political cartoons, and they are almost without exception so pathetically mean and devoid of wit or even a point, they serve as evidence that MAGAs don't understand humor at all.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump says his IQ is 1775, and continues, "If we can scrap up one dollar more, it will be 1776." If this isn't pure gibberish, what is?
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seems plausible that an undiagnosed (or denied) learning disability is the root of all Trump's intellectual deficits. He could never read well, was allowed to ignore facts, concoct his own reality, unchallenged. It grew monstrous, feeding his narcissism and other mental illnesses.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd like to see Trump treated to a Gaddafi-style send-off. He's earned it in spades.
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Killing of Muammar Gaddafi - Wikipedia
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