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Cats are to be heard, not herded. The cats pick Bluesky flowers while their human transcriber Karen tears her hair out over the destruction of democracy. She's also author of "How to Work Like a CAT" and blogs at CatsWorking.com.

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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw Pete Kegsbreath speechifying at Quantico against an American flag backdrop like a power-mad wannabe Patton. If Patton (or Geo. C. Scott) were alive today to see that grotesque cosplay, they wouldn't stop at slapping the bastard's face. They'd pull out a pistol and execute him on the spot.
Pete Hegseth standing in front of American flag backdrop.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What I notice is how much longer Trump's suit jacket is than Mamdani's. Donny's trying to hide so much junk under there, he's going to have to commandeer Greg Bovino's Nazi trench coat before much longer.
Greg Bovino in Nazi-inspired trench coat that goes down to his mid-calf.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I draw attention to how the Trumps hold hands. Typically, when a man approaches a lady, he does so palm up; she then rests her hand in his and feels supported. Here, as she usually does, Melania assumes the man's role. She's holding Donny's submissive grip so he doesn't fall on his fat ugly face.
Melania holding Trump's hand like as a man would.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Roc wishes all his brethren (and sistren?) a Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day.
Roc with a favorite mouse.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The resemblance grows greater every day. With Donny's new hairdo, when they meet again, they'll be twins.
Trump's mother on left, Trump on right.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Here was Trump's hand yesterday (Tuesday) after his weekend at Camp David. There seems to be a white crater or scab amidst the yellow makeup, and it's shriveled yet swollen. It reminds me of the severed hand of Count Petofi from "Dark Shadlows."
Trump's right hand showing makeup concealer and a large white spot.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
At left: Bill Maher au naturel. Top right: Maher 8 months ago, dabbling in Just for Men. Bottom right: Full transformation this week. Not even gray at the temples. No matter what age he tries to look, Maher's still an unfunny asshole.
Bill Maher at left, hair mostly white. Top right, hair dark, gray only at temples. Bottom right, hair completely dark.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Loved it! But my all-time favorite Flynn was The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex (1939) with Bette Davis.
Bette Davis as Elizabeth I and Errol Flynn the Earl of Essex
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Every day, Trump looks more like his mother. I hope that means they're going to be reunited soon. She can box both his perfectly intact ears and slap him upside the head, telling him how he proved he was the shameful imbecile she always said he was by being the worst fucking president in history.
Trump's mother and Trump.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just putting this tidbit of HIPAA information out here for anyone who wonders, since it may apply to Mitch McConnell.
Under the HIPAA Privacy Rule, death itself is not considered protected health information (PHI).
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Donny was pumped to be at the World Cup - literally. Zoomed in on his right hand and it looks so deeply caked with concealer, anybody who shook his hand (most of the players didn't even try) would have gotten a thumb coated with it.
Trump's right hand at the World Cup trophy ceremony.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Looks like Trump's having the same fantasy about that World Cup trophy that he had when he stared at Ivanka's hips.
Trump holding Ivanka by the hips, staring down at them.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wow. This neighbor's video of Mitch on June 14 being removed leisurely by EMTs from his house (it does seem to be HIS house; see Getty image below; the yellow house next door is there) is damning re: his aliveness, and CNN showed the video. Much as I hate CNN, it all seems credible.
Facade of Mitch McConnell's house in DC.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This from today's Richmond (VA) Times-Dispatch. Photo of Trump (7/27/25) shaking hands with EU Prez Ursula von der Leyen. He's only gotten balder since this.
Trump with greasy strings on top of his head parting to reveal his baldness, with more long greasy strings on the side.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"Donny, is this a fashion statement where you're trying to make bustles great again, or did you just have a massive blowout in your Depends?"
Trump standing and holding a microphone with his butt sticking way out.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What part of this plant is supposed to be the broccoli? Or is it a different kind of broccoli? This is what my broccoli looks like:
green broccoli
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When I see Trump in that pose, I see a gorilla. It's the "alpha male" version of the same pose Melania took in her "official" portrait where she was going for female business tycoon, with a giant dick behind her right shoulder because without a man, she's always been, and will be, nothing.
Melania standing behind a table with her fingers on the table, in a severe business suit with white shirt unbuttoned at the neck, with the Washington Monument in the background through a window.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
From today's paper. Trump's toadies are given till July 31 to "explain" the tarp on the Kennedy Center. Over a MONTH to concoct an excuse. Hey, Judge Cooper, how about, "That tarp had no business going up in the first place. Nobody cares why the fuck you did it. Take it down by midnight TONIGHT."
Judge orders Trump administration to explain the tarp on the Kennedy Center by July 31.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Rubio's such a pathetic excuse for a "secretary of state." Mute little toady. Was watching @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social Tuesday night showing a clip of Trump bloviating at theG7, and I noticed Lil Marco may have been wearing his clown shoes from Trump, unless his toes are super-long.
Trump and Marco Rubio at G7, with Rubio's tiny ankle in a shoe that looks oversized.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trump's standing there looking lost with his right foot at a very odd angle, like a discarded ragdoll. What's up with that? And public drooling can't be far off now. Catch his mouthful at 0:29 in that clip of him yapping about Iran's uranium. (No, don't actually catch it, that would be gross.)
Trump's right foot at a very odd angle.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Here's a thought: If Maxi pads have the miraculous power to quickly and completely heal Trump's wounded ear, then women wearing them should have their virginity restored every month. And in the women's case, the blood is never fake.
Trump with maxi pad on right ear.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Trump wobbled during the anthem at Knicks game. Granddaughter Kai is transitioning to Mar-a-Lago arm-candy-bimbo standards, beginning with blonde hair. Will bubble lips be next? Trump slathered the orange grease extra thick on the portion of face he still remembers he has.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Trump's hands May 22 while he was on stage with the new Fed chair, as shown in a large color photo today in the Richmond (Va.) Times-Dispatch.
Trump's right hand smeared in heavy makeup. Left hand red and swollen.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Presumably, for today's online front page, this was WaPo's best shot of Xi and Trump. Xi looks at the camera, smiles slightly, fully aware. Trump looks like a fucking zombie who doesn't have a clue what's going on. He disgraces the U.S. every minute and Congress continues to allow it.
Xi and Trump
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hassett doesn't even look original. He's a dead ringer for the energy vampire Colin Robinson on that FX show, "What We Do In The Shadows." At least Colin Robinson was funny. Hassett's just an ass with consonants around it.
Colin Robinson from "What We Do In The Shadows."
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Trump's been getting his eternal life juice again.
Trump's bruised left hand at Mar-a-Lago
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's definitely the hats.
Spy vs. Spy characters in black hat and white hat
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I'm actually surprised that Melania hasn't shown up in a hat with a huge black veil on it. She gave us just a tiny tease at Pope Francis' funeral. I think she'd love to walk around looking like Cousin Itt, and we could all live without the ever-present scowl.
Melania in black veil at Pope Francis funeral
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The thing about Melania's fashion sense is that she never just wears a hat. She screws the hat down on her head as tightly possible, probably wishing her ears weren't in the way to stop it.
Melania in another of her millinery creations fashioned on a lampshade.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Seeing Melania's gown at the state dinner for Charles and Camilla reminded me of that inevitable scene in most rom-coms where the couple is caught in bed together and the embarrassed woman leaps up, grabs the entire top sheet, wraps herself in it, and flees to the bathroom.
L-R: Camilla, Charles, Trump, and Melania in messily draped bedsheet she believes is haute couture.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Trump looks like here's got more than puffy eyes. There seems to be a lump and possibly bruising on the left side of his face, covered by makeup, the bruise extends to his hairline. He's had a recent fall maybe?
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Love this photo of Trump at the WH Correspondents Dinner in WaPo today. Looks like they had him wear a super-duper maxi-pad outside his pants, just in case the catheter slipped.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I think the imaginary Iranian women got Donny's attention because this one caught his eye, reminding him of his beloved Ivanka, on whom he probably hasn't "done an Epstein" since she first became a Kushner breeder. This version even has the Mar-a-Lago blowup lips he loves so much.
Blonde woman with oversized lips.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Read this morning that Kirk's killer is asking for no cameras in court or he won't get a fair trial. Tied to something about a lip reader being able to make out something he said to his lawyer about thinking about the killing daily. Here's the story:
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Don't know what up with the fuzzy mic picking up murmurings from Trump's crotch, but get a load of his right hand, all swollen and caked in makeup.
Trump torso, right hand swollen and caked in makeup, large fuzzy mic aimed at his crotch.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
After stewing in his own noxious farts, BO, hair spray fumes, and shitty diapers, it's a good bet Trump is nose blind, or he'd think gasoline is the new fragrance he's selling to the rubes. They probably smell similar.
Two bottles of Trump perfume called "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Melania wishes she could be there slurping a big noodle between them like "Lady and the Tramp," except in this scenario, the lady IS the tramp.
Lady and the Tramp sharing a spaghetti noodle.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
They say the longer couples stay together, the more they start to look like each other. Melania does "anus mouth" just as well as Donny!
Melania with her lips shaped like an open anus.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Pete Kegbreath's hair reminds me of Ward Cleaver. Yeah, if Ward came home every night after screaming at his office co-workers all day to beat Wally and the Beav senseless with his belt, rape June, then pass out dead-drunk in his underwear in front of the TV watching "Father Knows Best."
Headshot of actor Hugh Beaumont with slicked back hair as Ward Cleaver in "Leave it to Beaver."
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I got it! The mysterious purple plant. It's called Bugleweed (though not a weed). Downloaded a free trial of a plant ID app and it named this photo I took. It sounds like a very good plant to have, and my backyard has tons of it.
Bugleweed
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Along this line, there's a photo of Ivanka and Trump standing over a twin bed used by Winston Churchill where she looks cowed, head down, and covers her crotch, and he stands beside it with fingers in his belt like a satisfied conqueror. Oh, I found it...
Trump standing over Winston Churchill's bed looking smug while Ivanka looks on, bowed and sad.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Trump at one of his public scribbling sessions at the White House yesterday. (Holds it aloft with his left hand, though he's right-handed. Right hand too bruised or weak?) Looks like he's in a demented trance. The kid standing directly behind him knows the Emperor is wearing no clothes.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Every time I see Meghan Markle in that outfit, I can only think of her as the Princess of Canada doing her global "Stop Looking at Us" tour on "South Park."
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry getting off a plane carrying signs that say "Stop Looking at Us" and "We Sell Jam and Dog Biscuits" on "South Park"
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Today's AP story in the paper bumped Trump's number up to 32.6M, but seemed to keep other numbers I saw originally reported the same (9.1M on Fox, etc.). What's up with that, AP?
AP article stating Trump had 32.6M audience for SOTU.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Oh, his hair is thinning very much. This photo of him was in the paper just the other day. He's bald as a cue ball on top.
Trump's bald spot on the top of his head.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Did Melania get her lips done before SOTU? Looks like it didn't go so well symmetrically, or her lip liner slipped. (color photos SOTU; B&W her "official" photo). Compare and decide for yourself.
3 shots of Melania lips, puffy, lopsided, maybe normal.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
From today's Richmond (Va.) Times-Dispatch. Surprised by this photo, captioned as Trump speaking. Hair completely white, not its usual tooth-decay yellow. But most transfixing was his HUGE bald spot. Apparently he hasn't enough dead ferret fuzz left to cover it.
Trump at podium speaking to seated audience, white-haired, bald on top.
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Trump looks exactly like his mother in this photo, even the hairdo.
Trump's mother, Mary Anne McLeod
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Melania cosplays an executive for Trump 2.0, and talks about devoting time to her "business," as if passive income from MAGA rubes buying overpriced junk she puts her name on is one. She's a disgrace to real working women. At least when she was a whore, she had to show up and make an effort.
Melania official portrait, 2025. In business suit, standing in front of Washington Monument (a subtle homage to her previous occupation).
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Cats Working @catsworking.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What I like best about this photo is that Melania looks like she just wandered over wearing her beach cover-up after lounging around the pool. She's got an unerring sense of wearing something ridiculous to any occasion.
Commissar Melania channeling early Ninotchka in severe olive green military cut suit at the White House.
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