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Catrick Mahomes

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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
gotta be the Fugitive
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s like the opposite of a TOOTBLAN
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“So what sort of villain should we put in our Shrek spinoff movie? Another bumbling Lord Farquad type?” “That or an implacable force of doom, Anton Chigurh but stylish, someone who sucks all light and hope from every room he enters and leaves nothing but icy, existential terror in his wake.”
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
don’t kink-shame my statewide cuck chair
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Would You Rather (must eat both): that provel abomination plus toasted ravs straight from the Hill, or the best pizza (whatever that means to you) plus Cincinnati skyline chili over spaghetti
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
*cough* @ryannorth.ca
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
ooooooo it’s YouTubeable
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
ok Tom Waits is a flex
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey…
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
When he’s on the steps and gets hit by Vigo-lightning, the yowling he emits…there he is. Theeeeere’s everyone’s favorite uncle from Veep
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That’s how I first saw the second movie, but I had seen MANY episodes of the cartoon
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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a man in a suit is holding a plate of food next to a cookie monster
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In honor of Jordan Davis’s 4.78 second 40 time, which he ran at, I’m spitballing here, 700 pounds (he is also 9 feet tall)
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (no for real, it works. try it loud, right now, even/especially in public)
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Goff? I don’t think I’d do Goff.
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
mid-2000: the Greatest Show On Turf Rams are the defending Super Bowl champions and Country Grammar by Nelly is blowing up
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I had to look to make sure Wall-E *wasn’t* nominated!
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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a man with a beard says i remember in front of a picture of jonny los angeles ca
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
doesn’t say you can’t puke 🤷‍♂️ boot, rally, repeat
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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a man with long blonde hair and a beard smiles for the camera
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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a boy is riding on the back of a white monster .
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Eddie Kennison tho
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
- Werner Herzog
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
when you’re at 8 and a half months
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
youtu.be/yuTMWgOduFM?...
youtu.be
Pulp - Common People
YouTube video by PulpVEVO
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The snare of the fowler shall NEVER capture me!
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I wonder if Milla Jovovich and Maya Rudolph have ever met and been like, hey girl how’s your Paul Anderson, mine’s good
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
There might not be a better couplet than “It’s getting hot in here / So take off all your clothes” in all of music.
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Holy shit he did a *lot* of musical theatre. He completed the Assassins’ Guild’s entire questline except instead of murder he sang and danced.
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I want one! I love mess, and also not paying for things.
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
*thumping table with both fists, spoon and and fork held tight* CODE! CODE! CODE!
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
oh yeah? then what did I have for breakfast today? (if you say “cereal”) aw shit
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Read this and immediately scrolled up to upgrade to a paid membership; everyone join me so we can get more mental images like Steve Irwin excitedly walking around a Mexican family gathering. “Oh naurrr! The chancla is out! Run!”
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Also led to one of the greatest Onion articles ever theonion.com/c-c-sabathia...
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C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger
MILWAUKEE—The Brewers’ playoff push has run afoul of an unusual distraction, as sources close to the organization confirm that newly acquired husky starting pitcher C.C. Sabathia and sizable power-hit...
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Question! Do you need a wristband or anything for the signing tomorrow or can you just show up and wait in line and be like, hi Ryan! please sign this thing! you are neat!
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Gotta stop at Zombie Burger when passing through Des Moines, but crucially, the mall location does not have the Undead Elvis; for that you’ll need to go to the downtown location.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
it's the great potato chip debate! what's your favorite flavor of potato chips?
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
You gotta follow @alexhorne.bsky.social for up to the minute Taskmaster news
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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a man in a black shirt that says owen 3:16 holds a flag
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
(the hundred of us in KC all independently taking pictures of our TVs when this comes up)
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
For the rest of my life, when I tell people my favorite Oreo, I’m going to have to say “Post Malone.” I blame you; also, thank you.
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
(places trumpet into drawer and locks it)
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/02/2025
Perfect timing by the big guy. Do what you must sir
Galactus is here
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Could eventually achieve ENYA status
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
(clicks one and zooms in at random) hang on JOHNNY BLOOD?!?
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
When did everyone suddenly start using "beanie" for a watch cap or stocking cap instead of for this, which is a beanie
Photo of a rainbow beanie with a gold propellor on someone's head, cropped at the eyebrows.
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
“and he died inside a prison run by William Barr, a Papist”
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Catrick Mahomes @catrickmahomes.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Poison/Ghost
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