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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities

@catboiardee.bsky.social
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hi im mars. they/she. | ⚠️🔞18+ only🔞⚠️ | 💖 💍 @tjkollyn.bsky.social 💖💍 | icon by taliruq.bsky.social

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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love WhatNot
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Hellraiser was a documentary."
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TJ 🐯 @tjkollyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just remembered athena the jackal
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
me all week since the double whammy of the elizabeth holmes documentary and the release of crank 2
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're selling my pussy on WhatNot
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Who even got an MFF room" crazy theory but proooobably a few of the other 16,000 people that go to the con besides you and your friend circle
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
id say it was a 7 or 7.5/10 considering i found a vintage 1970s gucci suit jacket
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
two tshirt bros at the goodwill bins arguing about something and i overhear one of them go "bro you were born in 2010" and the other goes "when were you born? 08?" and i immediately crumbled to dust
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mom says its MY turn with the Nexus of Eternal Torment 😡
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what the hell. sure
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you get down to it, all music falls into one 1 of 2 genres: "Woohoo!" music & "Stomp clap hey" music
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
genius entrepreneur idea for a device that looks like a bidet, but is actually a very deadly laser which instantly fucking obliterates anyone who dares to pee standing up in my home
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sorry to laugh at my own joke but something about this particular section absolutely KILLS me
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MFF convention center hallways
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes if she Cranked It
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
matching couple icons for me and who
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
genuinely cannot get over this
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OMFG THE A24 ELIZABETH HOLMES MOVIE IS REALLLLL
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
fuck my fail life i didnt cast enough pargon runes in my spell
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
absolutely PHENOMENAL drop at the goodwill bins today
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hi angels 💖 do any of my mutuals have a need for a canon portable flatbed scanner (has the cord, disc, manuals, etc)? 2400 x 4800 dpi and fits in a backpack
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lotta people liking my poshmark listings!!! how about you posh the buy button and give me money
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
nightmare about a new trend called pepsimaxxing where you just drink as many bottles of pepsi at once as you can
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i think the liberty mutual liberty biberty mascot would crunch and squish like a rotten watermelon if you hit it with a sledgehammer
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
talking to people about The OA and attempting to explain it is so funny bc without fail someone thinks you're lying
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i miss the days where i standby flew to every convention lmao
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
slenderman find my pages voice: buy my depop listings...
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
who wants to resell stuff!?! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ who wants to photograph and list the stuff!? 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
goodwill bins tried to deceive me yesterday with this fake ass gucci
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
found $40 in a purse i got for basically free at an estate sale 🤩
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
every antique booth owner: you break it you buy it!!! also every antique booth owner: HOPE YOU LIKE STEPPING OVER SHIT NONSTOP!!!!
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
whatnot in concept seems like itd be fun but it seems just pure chaos and everybody uses AI thumbnails and theres so many videos of the sellers just yelling at their stream for bidding too low lmaoo
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
never selling a soundbar on FBM again the first guy flirted with me in the middle of us setting up a meetup and the second guy bought it but picked it up on a scooter ????
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hello dale
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
thousand yard stare after i fought for my life at the goodwill bins
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
buyers on reselling sites be like hell yeah id love to buy your very rare limited edition sealed record, can you ship it with a company that youve literally never heard of?
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
just me and the girls
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SEBULBA??
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NO!!!!!!!!
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
passed on an entire set of vintage williams sonoma tuscan themed serving ware at the thrift store for being too expensive and then realized it will be on sale for 50% off tomorrow....
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"I wanted to watch Kitchen Nightmares but I typed in Charli XCX out of pure muscle memory."
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
trying not to laugh inappropriately anytime someone mentions the forest preserve here called "Busse Woods" (pronounced Bussy Woods)
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
formed a new habit of referring to any minor impulsive desire as "the demons are sending me messages telling me X"
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
JUST SAW THIS ABSOLUTELY 0/100 F---- VASE AT AN ESTATE SALE
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
need to meet the diva who abandoned their eyelash curler at ikea....
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
they should combine chemtrails and seed oils
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Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities @catboiardee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
oh boy steve's posting about pedals again. whats this one called? the diarhhea maxer or something?
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