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Traditional tabletop RPGs, spirituality, PNW, food, IT, disability parenting, MST3K. He/him/his. Wherever you go ... there you are. Head Enchilada of Imperfekt Gammes. --- * www.lulu.com/search?contributor=Jos… * jkubli.itch.io

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.
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Seu Amigo Martinez @seuamigomartinez.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
ttrpg look much more like a toy then a game: you can play with it the way you want, can change the rules and don’t necessarily have to win!
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And Rule -1000 of any game should be, don't plan for an extended game with anyone you wouldn't want to take a 3-hour car trip with.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very long = lengthy Very strong = strengthy Obviously.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Well, well! I heard Ahab mutter, ‘Here someone thrusts these cards into these old hands of mine; swears I must play them, and no others.’ And damn me Ahab, but thou actest right; live in the game, and die in it!” -- Moby Dick, Herman Melville.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Metaphors. Some people say 'simple RPGs are better' with a quote from like, a sculptor. That's fine if you want an RPG like a sculpture. RPGs are also like vehicles. I like sports cars. I'll have bucket seats, massive engines, radios, leather interior, the whole deal. I don't want a pogo stick.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mongoose Traveler 2E Star Trek Adventures 2E FFG Star Wars A hybrid of Action International with Uncanny Highway Blue Plate Special Edition
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My next game will be a time travel LARP book, about getting out of a time loop. The manual will be laid out like this: Chapter 1: Intro Chapter 2: Character Creation Chapter 1: Intro Chapter 2: Character Creation Chapter 1: Intro Chapter 2: Character Creation
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I've got 'War' tattooed on this hand, and 'Peace' tattooed on this hand, and 'The Brothers Karamazov' tattooed down me spine. But like, you can't see that, 'cuz I got me shirt on." "Doesn't that hurt?" "Nah, it's polyesther and cotton." -- Balovsky and Neil, /The Young Ones/.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
RPG folks: Post the villain of your next campaign. Behold. And tremble.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
flaovr FLAOVR I I just don't know anymore.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
RPG folks: man, imagine a Traveller RPG that had art by Joe Kubert. Not to say they didn't have amazing art over the years (I'm especially fond of @jeffdee.bsky.social 's clean lines) but wow. What might have been.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
STII: The Peevishness of Khan STVI: The Slightly Unfamiliar Country O Brother, I Guess You're Around Here Somewhere Around the House in 8.0 Minutes Chariots of Uncomfortably Warmth Unease and Disappointment in Reno
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's how it works. For me. --- 1. Buy a new game. 2. Let's write some backstory on a little corner of this universe. 3. Whole new setting emerges. 4. Want to use it in other games, carve out mechanics, make it system-agnostic.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you don't see this, you are legally obligated. For reals. The consequences will be severe.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Awesome to see some CoC adventures from my neck of the woods. Oregon is such an untapped mill of creepy weirdness, and no, I'm not talking about sasquatch, though that's one small part.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
PERFECT www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpH...
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Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past SNES Japanese Commercial #1
YouTube video by Zelda Dungeon
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can't quit you, @frankconniff.bsky.social , I don't want to.
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Jeromes BanG Dream @meltface.xyz · 07/08/2026
#31 (July, 2021)
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Working on a thing for a setting. Mecha pilots are like knights, right? So who would be the patron saints of mecha pilots? I'm thinking a couple saints is probably OK. "The Chivalric Order of Armored Cavalry of St. Blah and St. Blah." A mouthful, but it sounds dumb enough to be genuine.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gee, I wonder why neighbors in Salem freaked out about the proposed datacenter and brought a guillotine to a meeting. Maybe it's because it could make existing water problems much worse. www.salemreporter.com/2026/08/05/v... Even thinking about this was a boneheaded move by city council.
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Data center designed to use up to 3 million gallons on Salem's hottest days  - Salem Reporter
Water usage projections shared with the city of Salem by a Portland-based engineering firm showed the data center proposed for the Mill Creek Corporate Center by a Google-funded company called Verrus ...
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Once a month my gaming group has a booze and bad movie night. Everyone gets a chance to choose a movie in turn. Lately we have themes. First it was "mummies" (I was saved because we decided that hopping vampires count). This time around it's superheroes.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One of my favorite behind-the-scenes stories of all time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb_L...
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Patrick Stewart on meeting Sting on Dune
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.
A real tweet from the Department of Defense that says "It's not an option" above a meme that just says WINNING.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
* Fellowship of the Mood Ring What groovy things do your elf eyes see, baby. * Fellowship of the Ring World I think adding Puppeteers and Kzinti to the party may have been a bad idea. * Fellow Ship of the Ring Mordor might want to watch out if the Interesting Times Gang gets involved.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I give you a threefer. Where else you gonna find that. * Return Flight of the King There's always a 4-hour layover in Minas Tirith. * Tax Return of the King I bet even the Witch King of Angmar released his tax returns. * Return of the Burger King Your way, Strider way.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Got a good idea for a better introductory adventure for MELD. On the one hand, I want to write more lady villains. Equal opportunity evil. At the same time, "Weird creepy dude who gets obsessive evil about thing no one else is" feels so right and natural. I mean, * gestures vaguely all around *
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A writer wakes up in the middle of the night gripped, possessed. The idea haunts them, they have to write it down. True creativity is a bolt from the blue, we're the conduit. No creative person will ever wake up in the night thinking, "I just thought of a really good prompt." NEVER
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
FACT
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is how you do it, folks. Now make them build desalinization plants so they can pump their own damn water, too. www.opb.org/article/2026...
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Oregon approves PGE’s 29.7% rate hike for data centers under landmark law
The Oregon Public Utility Commission unanimously approved Portland General Electric’s rate hike for large energy users to take effect Wednesday. Residential rates will go down 1.3%.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My dad used to substitute teach. I never talked to my parents about RPG publishing, and growing up, they didn't understand RPGs and weren't too supportive or impressed with 'em. A kid came to Dad and asked if he was related to the author. He came to me and asked. They were proud, which was nice. :)
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
How do you know when a health care website's information is generated by AI? Maybe when it randomly wanders off into pondering about Dr. Who. advancestudy.org/is-the-docto... Found this article in researching my allergies and heart issues. Now I know it's an authoritative health info source. /s
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Is the Doctor in Love With Clara? - Advance Study
Is the Doctor in Love With Clara? Unraveling a Time Lord’s Enigma The question of whether the Doctor harbored romantic feelings for Clara Oswald is a complex one, but ultimately, the evidence suggests...
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Seán Doran @theseaning.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"Crazy Beautiful!" 5,234 images from 2 time-lapse sequences photographed by Sophie Adenot & Jessica Meir on ISS Expedition 74 are repaired, remastered & retimed to create this video of aurora australis with music by Andreas Vollenweider. 11m19s 4K youtu.be/22mTjdmpG1M
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PinkyDude 🦝🏳️‍🌈 @pinkydude.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Unfollowing, as well as blocking and muting, hold absolutely no moral values; being unfollowed/blocked/muted does not mean you did or say anything bad or wrong Equally, anyone who use these tools should not be demonized for curating their online space, regardless of the reason
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
AI is not inevitable. AI is not necessarily "the future." It's not going away, but it need not be ubiquitous. Imagine a future where datacenters are abandoned like malls and office buildings, where we struggle to find a use for these decaying structures, relics of a bygone time.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Google+. The game design community there was superb. There was drama, but on the whole, great. And no, it was not a ghost town. It was a bustling town center mall. So of course Google killed it. Right now Discord comes close, but not the same.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Not me saying Ah! But I haven't beat Cyberpunk as male albino melee strat Street Kid Sandy on Extra Hard yet!
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is what I got. I was literally thinking about Marsilio Ficino earlier today, lol.
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antti 🌊💆‍♂️🎧 @antti404.eurosky.social · 09/06/2026
your closest counterpart
the hermetic magus
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Question. As always a little bit out there. But I mean, he kind of has a point.
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I got to meet Jackie Neyman-Jones from Manos last month at a con. She's a total sweetheart. There's a sequel show! www.amazon.com/The-Manos-Ch... It's clearly a labor of love, and a lot of silly fun.
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Amazon.com
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Action International is awesome. My group had a blast playing it. Highly recommend!
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Inarguably my favorite part of writing adventures is naming NPCs. Meet your new Starfleet fleet commander, Admiral Ribbentropp Zimbardo. No, he won't turn evil like the last one, why would you even ask that?
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Catapult Punishment @catapultpunishment.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
trek.epicrandomness.com #trek #ds9
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