Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My neck. My back. My pussy and my crack. Long ago, the 4 nations lived together in harmony- 010
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hey! Get a tooth pulled and teeth ground down for a bridge all while having a migraine! It’s super fun! Nah I’m totally kidding -10000/10 020
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Sleep all day. Lasagna all night. Live forever.” -Garfield -Me, talking about Garfield. 020
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Never fails: Just when I’m starting to really love my therapist she tells me she’s leaving in the next few weeks 🙃 Just when we were getting into deep lore and trauma rofl end me 020
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Update update: No cancer! Ayyyy! Just gotta get the high blood pressure down and we’ll be a semi functional lil fella 030
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Update: rescheduled the dentist appointment to two weeks out. Fuck this -1000000/10 and I’m currently numbed up. When the actual pain comes in I might yet myself into orbit. 110
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Doing a small procedure today to carve out some bad boi cells. Big bucks no whammies to it only being precancer and not actual cancer 🤞😬 Tomorrow we do dental work! Fuuuuuuuuun 230
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hysterectomy got approved! Happy reason: gender affirming care. Sad reason: possibly cancer. But ayyyy gonna yeetus that Uterus within the next few months tho 🤙🏻🙃 040
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026You ever just watch Cool World and get secondhand embarrassment from the weirdness that is that movie? If I’m getting it you’re all getting itstatic.klipy.comFlirtyALT: Flirty 020
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Forever reminding y’all how much I love my boyfriend and girlfriend. ❤️ I just really do. 🫠❤️ Kaythatsit 😍 120
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comGreen Mile: Michael Clarke Duncan 'I'm Tired, Boss'ALT: Green Mile: Michael Clarke Duncan 'I'm Tired, Boss' 010
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Imagine hating me and I’m over here like 030
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Ayyyyy let’s add “dental work that needs taken care of now but insurance won’t cover it until next month so either pay out of pocket tomorrow or deal with being uncomfortable for a month and maybe make the situation worse” on the list of bad times for me. Sick. Tight. Awesome. 🤙🏻 001
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The way to my heart is a Chinese buffet. 120
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Anywho here was my birthday suit 👀 Had fun at my birthday kissin the homies and doing strippies with my friends ❤️ solid birthday party 🥰 030
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My Body is going through a ✨bad time✨ rn but fuck it we ball 🤷🙃 Swimsuit pic. 160
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The colposcopy I just got makes me want to fucking die 0/10 wouldn’t recommend 010
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I’ve changed my name 2 times in my burlesque career. I’ve thought about quitting idk how many times. I appreciate the love and support but I am just a lil fella, don’t do that to yourself for forever plz thank you 010
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026For context: Someone asked me if they could tattoo my performer name on a character I have performed as that is already tattooed on them. I’m honored, really, but bruh I wouldn’t let a partner do this, why would I let a stranger? Don’t do that At least he asked tho. I said no don’t do it. 210
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Here’s a friendly tip from your neighborhood Carl: Do not get a local performer’s name tattooed on you. I didn’t think I’d have to say that, but don’t do that. Hope this helps! 120
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Also to note: Don’t get me wrong, Rue was murdered by Alamo, she was in recovery, reading (audioing) the Bible, she was staying clean, But she was in pain and Alamo knew that and used it to his advantage by lacing with pain meds with fentanyl. That doesn’t diminish the story as a whole, though. 000
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026When you send in a Midsommar nudie set and it gets rejected because it’s “too niche” Rofl fuck my drag amiright? 📸 @deathmetalscottie.bsky.social 060
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026My brother is a year in recovery, he still has his demons, but he’s doing what he can to work through them and we’re there for him however we can be. But it’s one day at a time. ❤️ 100
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026RIP Rue in the show Euphoria, and thank you to the show for showing the raw side of addiction. RIP to Angus McCloud RIP to my sister Chrystal, who we miss everyday.❤️🩹 110
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026That scene absolutely gutted me. But it was beautiful. It was heartbreaking. It was impactful. This month is the 3 year anniversary of my sister’s death, and while my family misses her every day, it makes me cherish time and people around me more. 100
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The friend whose couch my sister died on said she was mumbling in her sleep and looked like she was reaching out to something then died later that evening and was found the next morning. She had her seven minutes, just like Rue. Reaching for her mom, people she loved. 100
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026My brother was an addict for years, him tearing the door down due to addiction sits with me to this day. My sister (family friend) died on her closest friend’s couch trying to figure out how to make her life better. She was addicted to alcohol. She died from complications from that. 100
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 14/05/2026No. I will never get tired of posting pictures in my May Queen dress. 🤌🏻💐❤️ Doing an actual outdoor shoot tomorrow with it with @deathmetalscottie.bsky.social and I’m PSYCHED to give it some ☀️ sunshine (and some 18+ spice 🥵🔥) ☀️ 060
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Thankfully there totally are enough bathrooms in the house for everyone, so that’s a plus. 💀 020
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Just kidding. It was Norovirus. My partners and I got Norovirus. -1000/10 120
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Getting violent food poisoning ain’t it yall -100/10 Everything is awful 120
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 21/04/2026It’s the season of ✨Midsommar✨ babay and by god I’m going to do this act until I get good video and send it to burlesque festivals 😤 You get another opportunity to see it tomorrow at 4ohTuesday at Hookah 402! 🐻🔥💐🌞 050
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I had a divorce party the other day and I got ✨lit✨ But happy divorce to me 🤌🏻 260
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Having the flu ain’t it -100/10 130
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 28/03/2026This happens too much in the drag and burly community yall. Like…come on. I’d rather know who is safe to be around and if the source is credible. Protect your friends. Say it or don’t gossip. 150
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Here’s a hot take: If there is someone shitty in the community, stop making a fucking vaguebook post about them and not namedropping. Say it with your chest or stop gatekeeping people’s potential safety. Unless it’s just gossip, And if that’s the case full stop until you have receipts. 150
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026GAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA It’s all coming together! 😤🤌🏻💐 2000 flowers later, shitty fake embroidering and a lot of help and these amazing pasties by my amazing girlfriend @birdiepage.bsky.social it’s almost all done! Come see it at the show this Saturday with @shinjukustrays.bsky.social ❤️ 060
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026DIVORCE HEARING NEXT MONDAY LET’S GOOOOOOmedia.tenor.coma woman in a blue dress is making a funny face .ALT: a woman in a blue dress is making a funny face . 190
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Me trying to trust the process of making this entire ass May Queen dress in 2 weeks: 130
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I’m so very ✨gay✨ for my stunner girlfriend 😍🫠❤️ @birdiepage.bsky.social Also the way she’s like towering over me in this pic rofl ✨step on me mommyyyyy 🥴✨ 030
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Rofl it’s so humbling to think you nailed a singing performance and friends send video and you sound like ✨booty✨ lol imma just sit down now but I do love my friends and their talent and unwavering support 😤😬❤️ 010
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Manifesting for my divorce to be finalized this next month 😤🤞🏻 040
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 21/02/2026My partners are so so cute too 🫠❤️ 040
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026GAY HOCKEY SHOW AND DATE EVERYTHING! DATE HOCKEY SHOW AND GAY EVERYTHING! DATE GAY HOCKEY AND SHOW EVERYTHING! 😤🤙🏻❤️🔥🏳️🌈 050
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Hi I’m Carl and I only have like 1 selfie pose anymore it seems 070
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Did a 🥵 American Horror Story shoot as The Countess today as well as some other ✨spicy stuff✨ Details coming soon where you’ll be able to see the ✨entire✨ set 👀 071
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Got into Cosplay Deviants so now I have to start doing spicy photo shoots again and getting more cosplays The struggle. So anywho, get ready for new nudie sets to drop eventually 🤙🏻 080
Carl 🐈⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I love and appreciate that my friends and partners deal with my shenanigans Thanks Uel for video, Derrek for the shitty recorder Titanic music in the background and Sam for being my Jack ❤️ I’d let you on the floating door rofl 150