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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️

@catalinareaper.bsky.social
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🦇|| Memes || 🔞Lewds || Brooding||💀 🌈• Omaha Burlesque performer •Non-binary(they/them) •Queer •Titted and tatted •Poly •Satanist •Emo af •Migraine-haver •Cryptid🫡

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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My neck. My back. My pussy and my crack. Long ago, the 4 nations lived together in harmony-
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey! Get a tooth pulled and teeth ground down for a bridge all while having a migraine! It’s super fun! Nah I’m totally kidding -10000/10
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Sleep all day. Lasagna all night. Live forever.” -Garfield -Me, talking about Garfield.
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never fails: Just when I’m starting to really love my therapist she tells me she’s leaving in the next few weeks 🙃 Just when we were getting into deep lore and trauma rofl end me
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Doing a small procedure today to carve out some bad boi cells. Big bucks no whammies to it only being precancer and not actual cancer 🤞😬 Tomorrow we do dental work! Fuuuuuuuuun
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hysterectomy got approved! Happy reason: gender affirming care. Sad reason: possibly cancer. But ayyyy gonna yeetus that Uterus within the next few months tho 🤙🏻🙃
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You ever just watch Cool World and get secondhand embarrassment from the weirdness that is that movie? If I’m getting it you’re all getting it
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Flirty
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Forever reminding y’all how much I love my boyfriend and girlfriend. ❤️ I just really do. 🫠❤️ Kaythatsit 😍
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Green Mile: Michael Clarke Duncan 'I'm Tired, Boss'
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Imagine hating me and I’m over here like
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ayyyyy let’s add “dental work that needs taken care of now but insurance won’t cover it until next month so either pay out of pocket tomorrow or deal with being uncomfortable for a month and maybe make the situation worse” on the list of bad times for me. Sick. Tight. Awesome. 🤙🏻
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The way to my heart is a Chinese buffet.
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Anywho here was my birthday suit 👀 Had fun at my birthday kissin the homies and doing strippies with my friends ❤️ solid birthday party 🥰
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My Body is going through a ✨bad time✨ rn but fuck it we ball 🤷🙃 Swimsuit pic.
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The colposcopy I just got makes me want to fucking die 0/10 wouldn’t recommend
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Here’s a friendly tip from your neighborhood Carl: Do not get a local performer’s name tattooed on you. I didn’t think I’d have to say that, but don’t do that. Hope this helps!
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When you send in a Midsommar nudie set and it gets rejected because it’s “too niche” Rofl fuck my drag amiright? 📸 @deathmetalscottie.bsky.social
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
No. I will never get tired of posting pictures in my May Queen dress. 🤌🏻💐❤️ Doing an actual outdoor shoot tomorrow with it with @deathmetalscottie.bsky.social and I’m PSYCHED to give it some ☀️ sunshine (and some 18+ spice 🥵🔥) ☀️
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Getting violent food poisoning ain’t it yall -100/10 Everything is awful
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It’s the season of ✨Midsommar✨ babay and by god I’m going to do this act until I get good video and send it to burlesque festivals 😤 You get another opportunity to see it tomorrow at 4ohTuesday at Hookah 402! 🐻🔥💐🌞
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I had a divorce party the other day and I got ✨lit✨ But happy divorce to me 🤌🏻
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Having the flu ain’t it -100/10
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Here’s a hot take: If there is someone shitty in the community, stop making a fucking vaguebook post about them and not namedropping. Say it with your chest or stop gatekeeping people’s potential safety. Unless it’s just gossip, And if that’s the case full stop until you have receipts.
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
GAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA It’s all coming together! 😤🤌🏻💐 2000 flowers later, shitty fake embroidering and a lot of help and these amazing pasties by my amazing girlfriend @birdiepage.bsky.social it’s almost all done! Come see it at the show this Saturday with @shinjukustrays.bsky.social ❤️
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
DIVORCE HEARING NEXT MONDAY LET’S GOOOOOO
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Me trying to trust the process of making this entire ass May Queen dress in 2 weeks:
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m so very ✨gay✨ for my stunner girlfriend 😍🫠❤️ @birdiepage.bsky.social Also the way she’s like towering over me in this pic rofl ✨step on me mommyyyyy 🥴✨
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Rofl it’s so humbling to think you nailed a singing performance and friends send video and you sound like ✨booty✨ lol imma just sit down now but I do love my friends and their talent and unwavering support 😤😬❤️
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Manifesting for my divorce to be finalized this next month 😤🤞🏻
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My partners are so so cute too 🫠❤️
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
GAY HOCKEY SHOW AND DATE EVERYTHING! DATE HOCKEY SHOW AND GAY EVERYTHING! DATE GAY HOCKEY AND SHOW EVERYTHING! 😤🤙🏻❤️🔥🏳️‍🌈
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hi I’m Carl and I only have like 1 selfie pose anymore it seems
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Did a 🥵 American Horror Story shoot as The Countess today as well as some other ✨spicy stuff✨ Details coming soon where you’ll be able to see the ✨entire✨ set 👀
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Got into Cosplay Deviants so now I have to start doing spicy photo shoots again and getting more cosplays The struggle. So anywho, get ready for new nudie sets to drop eventually 🤙🏻
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I love and appreciate that my friends and partners deal with my shenanigans Thanks Uel for video, Derrek for the shitty recorder Titanic music in the background and Sam for being my Jack ❤️ I’d let you on the floating door rofl
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Okay but like my Baphomet act is starting to be my favorite act and I’m just gonna keep doing what I can to make it cooler First revamp of it was at Hookah402sday and the other was at Witches Brew OMG with Dimestore Dames 😍 Songs: Roman Holiday/ Dark Distance by ETID 📸 Brenna
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Divorce is underway Moved in with my amazing partners Life is stressful, but it is not all heck ❤️
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
ORVILLE PECK AS VEGA IN THE UPCOMING STREET FIGHTER MOVIE?! I CAN ONLY GET SO WET ON FUCKIN GAWD 😭🥴💦❤️
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Did the big first step today and filed for divorce after over a year and a half. My anxiety is through the fucking roof right now and I want to throw up, but I’m doing it goddammit.
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Happy Polyamory Day! Sending love 💕
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hot take:I appreciate the acknowledgment, but fucking STOP saying “I wish I could but…(random reason/unavailable)” on a status where someone is asking for someone for help or to be there for something. If you can’t cool, but we don’t need to know from 10 people why yall can’t. Just don’t respond.
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Get you an enby that can do both 🤷❤️🖤🤘🏻
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Every Veterans Day and Fathers Day I watch Forrest Gump He ran for this damn country and I’m gonna celebrate him at least twice a year… And probably a couple more times, cuz I love Forrest Gump
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
When a new person starts at your job and they’re non-binary and everyone respects it right away but won’t respect your pronouns 🙃 Am I not non-binary enough for the non-binary club? I’ve only been there for almost 3 years but okay I’m just happy you respect their pronouns I guess.
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
There are some days that are just….like really really hard and tiring. Today is one of those days.
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🌌 Nova Auron ✨ @geekysupernova.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
There's so much more to burlesque and drag than just feminine presentation, and some communities really need to learn that. Ostracizing other members of your community based on their body type, assigned sex or gender presentation is shameful. Your performance spaces should welcome ALL PEOPLE.
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
So you’re into Enbies with tummy problems? -the title to my next book 💀
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Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️ @catalinareaper.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Anime NebrasKon @animenebraskon.com · 14/10/2025
Anime NebrasKon is bringing back the Shinjuku Strays Cabaret! The Strays take the Main Stage at 7 PM on Friday night. Anyone who is 18+ with a badge and ID can gain entry for free! @shinjukustrays.bsky.social
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