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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

love when the youtube AI comment summary gives you a real gem

screenshot of a siobhan brier aguilar video where the AI summary of the comments reads, "topic: viewers ztrongly dislike here." it is clear in context that "her" is elizabeth gilbert, not siobhan, but it still looks wild you know

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

does anyone else remember Twisted! by Miranda Leek

a drawing of a dragon-like living roller coaster kinda standing on a set of tracks with the moon behind him. text on image says "Twisted written and illustrated by Miranda Leek." It is a self-published book

a later, more well-drawn book cover for the same self-published book. In this one, a dragon-like living roller coaster crawls toward the observer across the tracks with bared teeth and muscular arms. He has gold teeth. There's still a big moon in the background. This time there is no exclamation point in the title

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

i'll never understand why every source, including the original report, takes the finding, "teens want more media about friendship" & treats it like that must mean "& less sex/romance." later, a big portion of teens outright say they think romance is overused, but this question isn't even about that

pie chart reads "51.5% agree, 15.2% disagree, 33.3% neutral" below text says: "in response to: i want to see more content that focuses on friendships/platonic relationships. note: question asked was, "read the following statements and state your level of agreement between strongly disagree (1) and strongly agree (5)"

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

if i have to know this exists so do you

a comic book called "biden's titans vs q" featuring joe biden & various politicians as parodies of various marvel characters, mostly x-men. joe biden has laser eyes. bernie sanders has a gun with a little tag on it that reads "tax the 1% gun"

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

mfw i just love monogamy so much

it's a picture of the pope, pope leo, the chicago pope, holding a big gold staff in his robes. He looks bored & disappointed

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

really thought the joke was "quarantine??? the guy with the feet???" but i guess it was this?

tweet by ilhan @haniruok that reads "quarantine??? the dude with the foot fetish???" posted mar 13, 2020 with 209 replies, 30k retweets, 162k likes, and 1.8k bookmarks

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

okay hang on this is a surprising number of people, this is a much more crowded field than i thought. are any of these people good, or like, younger than 79 & with no nazi tattoos

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Natasha Alcala, fashion designer[31]
David Costello, former deputy secretary of the Maryland Department of the Environment, and nominee for U.S. Senate in 2024[32]
David Evans, former Department of Defense policy writer[33]
Tucker Favreau, cybersecurity professional[34]
Janet Mills, Governor of Maine (2019–present)[35]
Graham Platner, Sullivan Harbor Master[36]
Daira Smith-Rodriguez, former civilian contracting officer for the U.S. Air Force[37]
Jordan Wood, former chief of staff to U.S. Representative Katie Porter[38]

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Andrea LaFlamme, adjunct professor at the University of Maine[39]
Publicly expressed interest
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Cathy Breen, former state senator from the 25th district (2014–2022)[40]
Ryan Fecteau, Speaker of the Maine House of Representatives (2020–2022, 2024–present) from the 132nd district (2014–2022, 2024–present)[41]
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Aaron Frey, Maine Attorney General (2019–present)[42]

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

new statement on the epstein situation is weird

obviously fake trump post based on the shane dawson cat tweet: "i didnt fuck those kids. i didnt cum on those kids. i didnt put my dick anywhere near those kids. Ive never done anything weird with kids. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)"

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

really wish this one could've just continued with a different showrunner

Poster for the TV show "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

hey i'm not weighing in on the main conversation or anything but if you're taking the "great day for waffles" qt as fat shaming i hope you'll be relievwd to know he's referencing the famous "so you hate waffles" tweet. not sure if that's what you were saying here but it was the only qt i saw by mike

tweet by Colee Bravo: "twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'so you hate waffles?'

No b. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

there is no way to read "6 degrees of st elsewhere" & think he's constructing a real fan theory about television continuity. he could not he clearer about what he's doing or why

Text from Six Degrees of St Elsewhere by Dwayne McDuffie: "There’s just a few of those guys out there, mind you but they’re strident. Anyone who has read my old columns knows my radical stance on comic book continuity (part 2 is here. Click the links if you care). The short version is this, I think comic book continuity should be treated as TV continuity traditionally has, that is to say, every show has its own, individual continuity - even when that show shares characters from other shows. The old sit-coms Seinfeld and Mad About You share characters but both shows conveniently ignore that fact whenever they feel like it. This allows them to have all the fun of crossovers, without the silly baggage of both shows having to keep it all straight (and, wonder of wonders, you can watch and enjoy either show without ever watching the other one).

This is the right answer for comics too, because complex interlocking storylines across dozens of series will inherently prove to be absurd. Let me demonstrate."

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

feels not unrelated that someone slapped a "[citation needed]" on the correct explanation for dwayne mcduffie's "six degrees of st elsewhere" that it is not, in fact, a real fan theory. like what do you mean citation needed, they cite the article, he's not subtle about it

From the Wikipedia article on Tommy Westphall, under the subheading "Tommy Westphall Universe Hypothesis": "The Tommy Westphall universe hypothesis makes the claim that not only does St. Elsewhere take place within Tommy's mind, but so do numerous other television series which are directly and indirectly connected to St. Elsewhere through fictional crossovers and spin-offs, resulting in a large fictional universe taking place entirely within Tommy's mind.[1][6] This hypothesis was originally put forward by comic book and TV writer Dwayne McDuffie in a 2002 blog post,[8][9] as a reductio ad absurdum argument against making strong statements about fictional continuity based upon guest appearances.[citation needed]"

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

wikipedia this did not happen. wikipedia when a guy who looks like cassidy from preacher shows up in the boys, owning a bar cassidy talked about owning & going by his first name, that is an easter egg. that does not mean the comics take place in 1 universe

Screetshot of text from Wikipedia article for The Boys (comics): "Debuting in October 2006, the series concluded in November 2012 after 72 issues were published. In the fourth volume, the series is revealed to be set in the same fictional universe as Ennis' previous 1995–2000 DC Vertigo series, Preacher, with former vampire Proinsias Cassidy cameoing as a bartender."

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

when your campaign slogan is "i'm the good hitler"

The fight for mayor in the district of Yúngar between two historical-named candidates was won Sunday by Hitler Guesclin Alba Sánchez, who campaigned on the slogan “I’m the good Hitler.” With 47.7% of the vote, he topped rival Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde in the district within the Ancash region, according to the state news service Andina.

“Maybe it’s a coincidence that my name is Hitler,” Alba told the news service Efe during the campaign. “The German was Adolf Hitler and the history that we know is of a bad person. Perhaps his ideology could be imposed in the wrong way.

“I really don’t have any objection to (the name) Hitler,” Alba added. “It’s like any other name. For me, it’s as if my name was Juan, Lucas or Sebastián.”

Though just 2,500 voters (of around 3,000 residents) turned out to the small town election, the campaign build up made international headlines for the strangely named contest between Hitler and Lenin.

This is the second time that Alba will be mayor of Yúngar, despite being just 37 years old. He previously served as mayor from 2011 to 2014.

He has told interviewers in the past that he believes his father did not know who the German dictator was when he named him.

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

who is searching this, do they think the fifth element is a prequel to the sixth sense

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

if the price of eggs gets high enough you might change your tune

wikipedia pic of marc andreesen, the joke is that his head look like a egg

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

what the fuck were they talking about

Spotify wrapped said May was my "Serotonin Happy Rock Indie" season because I listened to The Kooks, Fitz and the Tantrums, and Big Thief

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

putting your shopping cart in a parking space is generally a dick move but we can make this one exception

several shopping cars blocking access to a spot reserved for cops

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

in case y'all missed it my new flash "Cheese Life" is out from Jersey Devil Press, & here's the first paragraph. i promise you can read this & still not guess what's coming next. link in reply

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

made this stupid little poster to advertise my flash fiction piece "Cheese Life" in Jersey Devil Press Magazine Issue 126

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Cass Noah @cassnoahwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

reddit is a place where a teen girl who lashes out at other girls by slut shaming them gets called a "misandrist"

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