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@cassfell.bsky.social
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Idk what to tell you, but I do have a lot to say

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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'M GOING TO JAPAN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I LEAVE SIX WEEKS FROM TODAY
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TIL vintage Phillies colors make me look like a West Ham supporter in England... Because of course I happened to wear my maroon and pale blue zip-up to a lower-tier football match on the day of an historic rekindling of an age-old violent Premier League rivalry. Great way to get dirty looks all day!
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching Downton Abbey on TV in England hits crazy
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love seeing what people choose to watch on airplanes. It's after midnight over Havre-Saint-Pierre and a couple of my fellow travelers are finishing up Practical Magic and The Bodyguard. Love that for them. Dying to know if they're seeing these classics for the first time or rewatching for comfort.
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm pleased to report that the Flagship Admirals Lounge at PHL is actually quite nice
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vanessa Bayer forever
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My outfit today is a rental dress conveying a vibe best described as haunted babydoll clown
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've had a lot of fucked-up pimples in my life, but the horrors of a stye are relatively new to me. Bodies are truly disgusting, huh?
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
when a therapist cancels on me with short notice, do i get to count it as a vote of confidence?
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 4
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just got my latest batch of rentals. All the pieces are great and I can't wear any of them in public in their current state. The joy of the delivery is almost completely extinguished by the thought of how much effort it's going to take for me to make these clothes presentable. It's like homework! 👎
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This set slapped hard. Can't believe the lads graced us at @worldcafe.bsky.social Live midday before playing DC tonight. Beyond stoked to see them back in Philly tomo at Underground Arts.
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Baby's first free at noon @wxpnfm.bsky.social @yardact.bsky.social
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me IRL
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Listen. I know cuspids aren't real and everything, but I'm p sure I'm the exception that proves the rule, because I'm both definitely better than everyone else and also V obviously not better than anyone else.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The thing about nuuly is the subscription should come with a steamer. Great service, I've been a loyal customer for years, and I recommend it all the time... but depending on which clothes you choose to rent, you might need to spend significant time de-wrinkling upon delivery to make them wearable.
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Powerless in South Philly
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Switched over to a new phone today and purged all text messages more than a year old. These 3 were received from unknown numbers, so I assume they're spam, but they all seemed plausible and/or intriguing enough that I considered responding.
Screenshot of a received message: "still have the worst hangover cure recipe saved in my notes from you"Screenshot of a received message: "Tomorrow, let's have a bowl of beef noodles or soup noodles, just right."Screenshot of a received message: "What's shaking?"
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Setlist for the live band playing the block party in progress outside my house: (Soundcheck) Weezer - Say It Ain't So 1. Fleetwood Mac - Dreams 2. Oasis - Wonderwall
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Since seeing this post I've thought of little else. Reposting for convenience because I keep talking to people about HOT MUSTARD DORITOS, my favorite chips I've never eaten, inevitably scrolling through my old likes for the pic to show them like a missing child on a milk carton: HAVE YOU SEEN ME???
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Faces and aging and body horror, oh my! Thanks for this one @jiatolentino.bsky.social 🎯🫠🔪 www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Our Plastic-Surgery Nightmare
As cosmetic procedures become both more invisible and more extreme, our connection to reality is fraying.
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mango manicure 🥭💅
Close-up photo of my nails: they're a light creamy orange, with mangoes painted on the middle and ring fingers
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Japanese Breakfast crushed the opening set, and Ben Gibbard just called Philly the best city on the east coast
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
On my way to an outdoor concert in... less than ideal conditions 😶‍🌫️
Screenshot of phone showing weather info
Current condition: 179 Unhealthy air quality
(Visualization of a linear spectrum starting at green on the left, progressing to yellow, then orange, then red, then purple, then red at the right end, with 179 indicated as being in the middle of the red section)
Some members of the general public may experience health effects; members of sensitive groups may experience more serious health effects.
Air quality index is a scale designed to help you understand how polluted the air is in a particular area. 
Different air quality index ranges are associated with different health effects. The scale helps people understand potential risks to their health. 
The number you see is based on a hybrid of AirNow's NowCast AQl and the U.S. AQI. It considers measurements of6 air pollutants: particulate matter (PM2.5, PM10), 0zone (03), carbon monoxide (CO), sulfur dioxide (SO2), and nitrogen dioxide (NO2), over a period of 1-12 hours.
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not to brag, but I'm usually good to great at falling asleep. Last night, however, I was simply an embarrassment to rest. A miserable attempt that was ultimately a failure, which now I'll have to carry around with me all day and use energy I don't have just to act halfway normal. I am so cranky. 0/5
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
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Ronnie's Zipline Pool Splash
Alt: Ronnie's Zipline Pool Splash
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
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Itysl Tim Robinson
Alt: dudes pouring glasses of water on top of steaks at a restaurant
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I Think You Should Leave gifs to overlay with the PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN wrapper: Tim chugging the bottle of water in the high school hallway, Tim pretending to throw water on his coworker in the training session
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Might fuck around and get ALAN ALDA knuckle tattoos
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Liminal spaces rule (IRL, specifically)
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Among my most unpopular opinions is how much I love being in airports and on airplanes. Yes, people suck, and this is what makes life interesting!
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hanging out with my Floridian sister 🧵
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You Should Probably Leave Substack | How to Leave Substack. leavesubstack.com
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Billy Joel loves cats!
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Elizabeth is the best part of the Billy Joel doc. The second best part is the e-cigar.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 06/06/2026
You want a vision of "positive manhood"? Stop being afraid of being like women. Stop refusing to admit women can be like you. Can be better than you, even. And stop maiming and killing and destroying in order to preserve that fiction of superiority.
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Color me whelmed
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What does it mean when someone starts weeping pretty much instantly whenever they see or hear or really even think about Phil Hartman for like one second? (Asking for myself. I'm the someone in this scenario.)
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I did a therapy today (via video, which is the only way I can handle it) while I was fully within earshot of both my parents plus two other people not related to me. Is that good?
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I started watching The Traitors and I fucking knew this was a bad idea because now I won't be able to stop thinking about it until I'm actually on the show
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm so full of human emotion I could puke
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Don't talk to me or my Doug ever again
Selfie in my desk chair at home with a large fluffy cat cuddled in my lap with his paws on my chest. We're both staring directly into the camera.
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I haven't stopped thinking about this for 14 days, so here it is. I'm a Dave England sun, Chris Pontius moon, Ryan Dunn rising
Screenshot of table with three columns: zodiac sign, jackass guy, why it fits
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 20
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Whenever I see a Waymo, I give two enthusiastic thumbs down for as long as I can see it 👎👎
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I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
Alt: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Grapes are purple and green, but they're called red and white?
Mike Myers in character on Saturday Night Live as the host of "Coffee Talk," a fictional daytime TV show. He's wearing oversized rose-tinted glasses, dangly earrings, a purple turtleneck sweater, red lipstick, and a woman's wig which he's teasing with long red fingernails as he looks into the camera. The word "DISCUSS" is emblazoned in impact (meme) font along the bottom of the image, which was a catchphrase of this character. I want to say her name was Linda, but I can't quite recall for sure.
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Today-me would like to thank yesterday-me for freezing these grapes I am currently eating
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cassfell @cassfell.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Everything sucks so much! I've never felt better about myself! What the fuck!
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