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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 6h
Idk who needs to hear this today, but: 🚩🚩🚩 Men who confuse basic human kindness for flirting are ✨EXHAUSTING✨ 🚩🚩🚩
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can I just get a show of hands for how many people read Dune for the first time WITHOUT knowing there was a glossary at the end? 🙋‍♀️
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Somebody on the internet: I wonder what ice-age celebrity role-playing 🌶 times would be like... Jean M. Auel: I gotchyu, fam!
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Embarrassing video of elected official Patty Handel. In addition to being the District 9 Legislator for Greene County, she's also an owner of Blackthorne Resort, which will be hosting sexual predator and con-artist Jeff Mach's Catskills Halloween event in October. www.facebook.com/reel/3890428...
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun fact! Did you know birds ALSO have morning breath? Here’s Chocobo having a little brekkie treat of strawberry fruit snack.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Absolutely nobody: Me: The closest you can get to being a Bene Gesserit is by reading a lot of books.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had the pleasure of being on CBS6 Albany to speak with @akreportshere.bsky.social about the Odditorium Carnival scam run by Jeff Mach. The video link is attached to the article over here: cbs6albany.com/news/local/a...
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Attorney: Event vendors should confirm permits, terms before paying deposits
Fairs and markets can go on for days or even weeks, connecting vendors with consumers from all over. There's a lot of preparation that goes into these events an
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
First Michelle Trachtenberg, and now Hayden Panettiere... Is the rest of the cast of Ice Princess okay??? RIP
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm a journalist doing a deep-dive on the crimes of well known sexual predator and con-artist Jeff Mach. Here is the first police report, and more are on the way.
A police report filed against Jeff Mach regarding his Catskills Halloween event at Blackthorne Resort in Greene County, upstate NY.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Netflix: Hey, do you want to watch a movie Adam Sandler made? Me: Not really. Netflix: It has Melanie Lynskey in it. Me: ... Sold. Don't Say Good Luck dropped on Netflix today.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This post is so good it makes me immediately want to read the book.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dear Ariana Grande, Please go ahead and take the time *right now*. The tour can wait. You can't. Sincerely, Every sane person who just saw the Petal music video
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Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
#SDCC comic con: our daughter left her 3D printed black dragon in the restroom near E/Starbucks. She printed it herself and is devastated. We checked the restroom and lost and found which means someone picked it up. If you bring it to 5552 I will give you a signed comic as reward
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Look, I'm just saying, have you ever been IN a Blinds To Go? Do you even know anybody who has ever shopped at Blinds To Go? Who is spending money there? How are they still in business?!
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There is a lot wrong in the world and I know Jell-O can't fix everything, but it COULD bring back Pudding Pops and the fact that it doesn't is an affront to us all.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You know, with a title like HOPPERS I really thought this movie was going to be about bunnies. Like, I'm not mad it's about beavers, just a little confused.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Friends don't let friends go to Jeff Mach events. Look that guy up before attending his Catskills Halloween Market.
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy @mbaileywriter.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Jeff Mach, sex pest and grifter, collapsing under the weight of his own incompetence. Never go to an event (dis)organized by this guy. www.news10.com/news/saratog...
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What happened with the now-canceled carnival in Ballston Spa?
The Odditorium Carnival, an event for and about the unique and unusual that promised to have vendors, carnival games, musicians and performers, was scheduled for June 5 through 7 at the Saratoga Co…
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What kind of fantasy creature are you? I want to say pixie, but my level of enthusiasm for meat pies leans heavily toward hobbit.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
And CASSANDRA FM... but no one will listen.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Village of Ballston Spa, NY has denied an event permit to well known sexual predator and con artist Jeff Mach for the "Odditorium Carnival". Despite having no permit, no venue, no insurance, etc, Mach is continuing to advertise the event and trying to collect vendors fees for spaces.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In a message to authors, the Guild said it wants "to understand the scope of the problem and report out about it." Authors who have learned their work was not registered by their publisher can alert the Authors Guild at the link. Please spread the word. (2/2)
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Anthropic Settlement: Did Your Publisher Fail to Register Your Copyright? - The Authors Guild
The Authors Guild has heard from many authors who told us that their publisher failed to register their book with the U.S. Copyright Office and that they believe they were excluded from the Bartz v. A...
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Odditorium Carnival Update: Copy of Permit App Jeff Mach is Whining About Like a Diaper Baby Hi, yes, it is completely true that the sexual predator & con artist is being stymied by a really simple form application. March 18: Mach signs Village of Ballston Spa Special Events Application 1/🧵
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
WARNING: The Odditorium Carnival by Jeff Mach It’s that time of year again when noted con-artist and sexual predator Jeff Mach tries to get a foothold in a new territory to run events. This summer he’s trying to do business in the town of Ballston Spa, NY ... 🧵/
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
A man attacked a teenage girl. Her friends fought back. Turns out, it was the Chief of Police Scott McElree. The kids are currently in police custody. Complaints can be directed to Quakertown Borough Council at 215-536-5001. bsky.app/profile/salt...
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Now that everybody has come around about Jurassic Park 3, my New Year's resolution is to go hard for Crocodile Dundee 3 being a damn good movie.
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Megan Paasch @meganpaasch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Me: Hey, remember that time Maura Tierney starred in a cinematic adaptation of The Scottish Play set in a 1970s fast food restaurant? The guy in line next to me: Can't you just doomscroll like everybody else in line?
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I will grant there is a low spider/no spider ratio on shaking out shoes, but it’s absolutely worth it for days like today when I did not put a spider on my foot.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
It's only Cancel Culture if it's from the Câncel region of France, otherwise it's just Sparkling Consequences.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 24/09/2025
Meanwhile, Miss Hilly's new show about hunting down white supremacist cells has been aborted by its network, run by Tim Apple
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve dragged somebody through a zoo to see the okapi exhibit while enthusiastically explaining they used to be cryptids until we, like, found some, I’d have maybe 60¢ but I think that explains a lot about me as a person.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Look, I'm not saying Aldi reads my skeets, but I did just restock and they updated the scent to something that smells distinctly less like men's deodorant.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Rebirth was fun and all, but the sequel I really want to see is Jurassic Park 2.5 in which Eric Kirby does a first person narration of the eight weeks he survived on the island between the parasailing crash and Dr. Alan Grant showing up.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
THIS.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The “Gen Z Stare” isn’t new. Back in my day we used to just call it giving the ol’ Fisheye.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Parrots, immediately after their human sweeps the floor.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Government so small it fits directly in your vagina? Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR. 🧵/
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Government so small it fits directly in your vagina? Imagine my surprise when I picked up a freelance writing assignment about Walmart deals and was greeted with this warning when looking at an ACCENT CHAIR. 🧵/
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Here’s what you need to know about Jurassic World Rebirth: If you call them dinosaurs I will pedantically come for you like you came for the dire wolves.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anybody: [says anything about a baguette] My Brain Monkeys™️: Time to cue up the opening number to Disney's animated classic Beauty and the Beast!
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
According to my autocorrect, I am more likely to be writing about the ancient city of Thebes than I am "the best of" which is really saying something considering how many "best of" lists I've been assigned over the years.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Oh, this is really interesting science.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Accidentally typed "My Little Pointy" and now I've got a My Little Pony / Buffy the Vampire Slayer mashup in my head that nobody asked for, so that's how my day is going.
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Stacy Whitman @stacylwhitman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Apparently, you're only allowed to post 1 job for free on LinkedIn (they want hundreds a DAY?!) so FYI, I'm hiring at the bookstore. Please share! curiouscatbookshop.com/careers
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Careers
Thank you for your interest in working at The Curious Cat Bookshop. The Curious Cat Bookshop is an equal opportunity employer. We are dedicated to serving the Northwest Corner of Connecticut’s literar...
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The Nazi Nightmare tries to non-consensually stick its tentacles into Sweden.
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cassandrayorgey.bsky.social @cassandrayorgey.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
One of the hottest debates in pseudo-archaeology is the potentiality that Atlantis was located at the Richat Structure in northwestern Africa, but what’s never discussed is that IF TRUE this would mean Atlantians had to deal with honey badgers.
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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