Sign in

Cassandra Rabbit

@cassandrarabbit.bsky.social
306 followers 66 following 1.6K posts

Painter. Closet poet. Possibly wise, but definitely on my way to wizened.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
7926215
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
The Assisi Project @assisiproject.com · 08/06/2025
“Military power is as corrupting to the man who possesses it as it is pitiless to its victims. Violence is just as devastating to the soul of the perpetrator as it is to the body and souls of those who are victims of it.” #Quakers #PrayForAmerica
04712
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As someone whose faith if not her affiliation could best be described as Quaker, I would like the future of warfare to be “dead, gone, and buried.” “I ain’t gonna study war no more” is a powerful message: Preparing for war (not just defense) is just admitting you want to be the aggressor—
100
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why in God’s name are we “innovating the future of warfare”? Can we give equal time to innovating the future of peace?
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow this showed up my feed, so now it’s on yours. I’m not much into pottery, but I’d like an orange apron kitty.
4186
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Times reporting that “the Fed may still need to raise rates this month and in December, but such a scenario would most likely draw the ire of Trump.” The Ire of Trump. Only to be matched by The Wrath of Khan.
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/10/2026
Can't work, have a cat on me, could be here all day
Spice the cat, laying on my legs whilst I am in bed, looking out the window
72154453
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ooh, ooh, ooh! 🙋 Can we just tell the fascists and oligarchs it’s time to head for the bunkers? We can check on them in twenty years and see how they made out.
010
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How long before our super-duper-intelligence shitbots tell the idiots in charge that nuclear warheads have already been launched?
theguardian.com
Forget ‘superintelligence’: error-prone AI nearly sparked world war three this month | Timnit Gebru and Emily M Bender
The risks of AI aren’t what we think they are, as a recent security incident between China and the United States reveals
000
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Imagine he’s the ballot” is exactly what I’m putting on my next protest sign.
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Allison Morrow @amorrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm constantly baffled by the AI proponents who point to an LLM output and say, "look it can do art!" Quite simply: No, it cannot.
0174
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
It's not "super intelligence." It's not even "intelligence." It continues to fuck up easy questions, like to whom I dedicated my most recent book. Also, Mike Johnson is a craven, simpering weasel and none of the people standing near him in this video respect him even the tiniest bit.
"To whom did John Scalzi dedicate The Shattering Peace"

"John Scalzi dedicated his novel The Shattering Peace to his longtime editor and friend Teresa Nielsen Hayden"
4181187
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Wear all your clothes at once.” 😆😆😆
000
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s going on with Melania and Musk? She simply glows in these pictures with him.
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026
tell me you flunked geometry without telling me you flunked geometry
34794111
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Aryeh @aryehcw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Your money or your life!" "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
021
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was planning to go on a picnic until Fishy decided that no, we will not be doing that actually.
A black and white tuxedo cat with white paws and whiskers sits proudly atop a wicker picnic basket resting on a wooden dining table.
1017313
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is one of my favorite comics we've made. Cats will be cats.
1) Waitress: Here is your Coke.
2) Cat, pushing coke to the edge of the table: Thank you so much.
3) Cat, looking down at coke he knocked onto the floor.
4) Cat: I believe the menu mentioned free refills.
529136
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
PaulaBehnken @phbehnken1234.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's insanity. What's next? If tomorrow ever comes... wapo.st/4AyAxDh
wapo.st
Trump administration considers building baseball park in Grand Teton National Park
Major League Baseball contacted the administration about hosting a game in a national park, with an agency official scouting Grand Teton as a possible location.
132
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ick, ick, ick. www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/09/the-...
lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
The AI Sex Cult(s) - Lawyers, Guns & Money
As this AI thing has developed, there’s been an undercurrent of the way the AI folk live. That’s usually off limits – people should be able to conduct their sex lives, say, as they want, separate from...
100
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😆
000
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Nonsense masquerading as truth has been with us as long as records can date. But the increasingly blatant nature of the nonsense uttered with impunity in public discourse is chilling.”—Lawrence Krauss in 1996
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 24/09/2026
🦅 Election Day for the 2026 midterms is 40 days away. Are you planning to vote? Reply and let us know how: 📬 Yes, by mail ⏰ Yes, early in-person voting 🗳️ Yes, in person on Election Day 😵‍💫 No, I have a good excuse
9215861
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“He said ‘in the end, we all die anyway.’” ICYMI — Tucker told NPR Trump: A) admitted to him the war isn’t about Iran’s nukes, it’s about serving 🇮🇱 B) said he doesn’t care what happens to us (incl. our kids + grandkids) because we all die anyway So dark
135984436
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Gentlemen! Are you in want of a wife? Allow our algorithm to assist!

Image: a series of yes/no questions for that lead to different outcomes. 

Questions include “are you rich?”, “are you dashing?”, “are you a rake” and “are you a vicar?”

Outcomes include “You win the most beautiful daughter of the richest man in the county!”, “You remain a bachelor”, “You marry a dowdy cousin” and “You rescue a 23-year-old from Spinsterhood”.
9912273
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nailed it 👇🏽 🎯 #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
139116223016
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
ONLY POEMS @onlypoemsmag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My heart is moved by all I cannot save;
1247
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We shared an image of Gaza earlier that was apparently not real, saying it’s what macklemore was booted from tour for protesting. Apologies. Here, this is real:
15730841256
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump administration: Have more babies! Also, we don’t care if your hospital closed.
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s got a point!
524183345394
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don Jr having his wedding tab picked up by another Putiny oligarch is a timely reminder of the centrality of this story. It’s all as true today as it was a decade ago. Check out this video.
223776
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump keeps losing and losing and losing. I'm not tired of it at all
1864269
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm getting married next month and I am beyond relieved to learn this is how weddings work. I was under the impression we'd have to pay for everything ourselves. Thank God a wealthy Russian Oligarch is going to foot the bill.
A screenshot of a social media post by ProPublica reporting that Russian oligarch Umar Kremlev paid for wedding expenses for Donald Trump Jr., featuring a large group photo of people outdoors with a label pointing to an individual as "Don Jr.'s secret benefactor."
715821
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this News Flash Patch. It's technically breaking news, it's just not surprising news since it would be a believable headline any day of the week. collabs.shop/oo3d6o
A black-and-white embroidered patch depicting a vintage TV screen with a news anchor throwing papers in the air. Text at the top reads "NEWS FLASH" and at the bottom reads "EVERYTHING IS FUCKED!!!"
41318
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Gwendolyn Corvid @gwendolyn-corvid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Votesafe by Elon Musk is not safe. It's there to steal your voter information to do election interference. If our democracy was functioning this illegal fraud and interference would land Elon in prison.
0179
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Novelist AND poet!
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did Trump wrap Natalie’s Christmas bonus in a Cava bag?
022
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Catnip Madness Shirt. I tried to wean my cats off of catnip once. They immediately switched over to crystal meth. Moral of the story: Never tell a cat what to do. collabs.shop/hvmytv
A light gray t-shirt with a vintage-style black graphic featuring three cats, catnip plants, and bold text that reads "CATNIP MADNESS", along with captions like "PUBLIC ENEMY No. 1" and "A WEED FROM THE DEVIL'S GARDEN!".
517231
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How it started How it’s going Trump thinks we’re all idiots edition
60781303
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I didn’t actually count but my guesstimate is that penises in the Uffizi outnumber bare breasts by a lot.
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/09/2026
Stares blankly in "I don't do drafts"
1650427
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Question of the day: Why are we bombing weddings in Iran if “we won the war” and “the strait is open”? 🤷🏼
501146304
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We’ll settle for as many holidays as Trump has golf days.
000
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Former US Army Secretary Dan Driscoll reportedly met with Trump to inform him that the Iran war was making it impossible to achieve foreign-policy goals, Trump talked exclusively about his ballroom in response, causing Driscoll to resign believing the admin was ‘doomed.’”
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Trump To Order Redesign of Aircraft Carriers Because They Don’t Look Right talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump...
talkingpointsmemo.com
Trump To Order Redesign of Aircraft Carriers Because They Don’t Look Right
This probably won’t get the attention or, frankly, outrage that it deserves...
6628890
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nothing like being the exclusive seller of a product with a health risk! 😄
Kettle Cuisine Recalls Marketside Tomato Bisque Soup Kit - Sold Exclusively at Walmart Stores Because of Possible Health Risk
08/14/2026
If your email program has trouble displaying this email, view as a webpage.
FDA
U.S. FOOD & DRUG
ADMINISTRATION
Kettle Cuisine Recalls Marketside Tomato Bisque Soup Kit =
Sold Exclusively at Walmart Stores Because of Possible Health
Risk
Kettle Cuisine LLC of Savage, MD is recalling Marketside Tomato Bisque Soup Kit - 14oz (397g) because the product has the potential to be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes, an organism that can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, frail or elderly people, and others with weakened immune systems.
Although healthy individuals may suffer only short-term symptoms such as high fever, severe headache, stiffness, nausea, abdominal pain and diarrhea, infection with Listeria monocytogenes can also cause miscarriage and stillbirth in pregnant women.
To date, the company has received no confirmed reports of illnesses associated with this product.
View Full Recall
000
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is one of my favorite comics we've made.
Person 1: Is that a pet bee?
Person 2: He's a spelling bee. Show him what you can do boy.
Bee: o-b-e-s-e
Person 1: Wow, he really can spell!
Bee: b-a-l-d-I-n-g
Person I: ...is he talking about me?
Person 2: I find his ability to spell makes up for his incredibly offensive personality.
Bee: b-i-t-c-h
635950
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/08/2026
All across Florida mothers take the rare opportunity to air out their spare rooms and garages, ridding their homes, if only temporarily, of the musty incel funk that emanates from their jobless adult sons, the smell of flop sweat, creatine powders and crunchy socks
961383181
Reposted by Cassandra Rabbit
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Playing in our faces
10521511077
Cassandra Rabbit @cassandrarabbit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh, superb!
000