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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Greatest Jim Cornette clip I've ever been sent.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What the hell was Hijo de Fishman thinking, giving a piledriver (banned in Lucha) to a 75-year-old?! RIP El Búho

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He was dropping f-bombs walking away when he realized he couldn't intimidate me 😂

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just stop, make eye contact with blank face and don't say anything. I'm on the correct side and have time, sir.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me: *walks on right side of mall against a wall* Grown ass man: *walks directly in front of me in my direction and definitely isn't going to move over* Me: *stops dead in my tracks* Grown ass man: "I'm not gonna walk on the other side. You mean the correct side? Go try that logic in traffic.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The top two male footballers are having two very different emotional exits from their national teams, and I'm here for it.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Blocking the counter doesn't make your order come faster.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Gypsy Rose's baby daddy was found dead in his home. omg.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The years fly like elbows. Happy Retirement, Kyle Bekker

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Selling 1x for the last two games of the season. Sec 114, Row 4. $28 ea.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ah yes, when researching my choices in an election, one of my first thoughts was always, who would the 76 year old decamillionaire singer of Rush vote for?

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

First look at Brendan Fraser this. First look at Rachel Weisz that. GIVE ME ARNOLD VOSLOO #TheMummy4

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Imhotep's Smirk - The Mummy

ALT: Imhotep's Smirk - The Mummy

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You'd swear they did all the work today

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Email from Toronto FC: Starting in the 2027 Sprint Season and onwards, sections 112, 113 and 114 will be designated as general admission supporters' sections! #TFCLive

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bad news possibly incoming for families of Hamilton. Word is that up to 500 layoffs are about to take place between the Hamilton and Erie Stelco plants.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am now - Coffee Crisp is my favourite chocolate bar - years old.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just cackled at a crosswalk 'cause someone was carrying a tote that says "Sometimes I get carried away" 😂

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

An ice cream truck just circled through my neighbourhood only playing Fur Elise and it felt like I was in some kind of horror movie fever dream, not a state of YAY ICE CREAM 💀

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Any time I see a video about someone famous for "looksmaxxing," it seems like they forgot to do any personalitymaxxing.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

RHOSLC season premiere is giving all the feels 😭 They included Robert Jr. so beautifully. #RHOSLC

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There's a husband on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City who looks like Gregg Berhalter and I can't stop yelling "Gregg Berhalter!" at least once an episode. #RHOSLC

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wish RHUGT had stuck to the original formula of having housewives from multiple franchises in ONE location. If I wanted OC drama, I'd rewatch RHOC. If I wanted SLC drama, I'd rewatch RHOSLC. This road trip is DRAAAAAAGGING. (And Vicki is still a DRAAAAAAAG) #RHUGT

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There's a unit across from me where the guy comes home and just watches CP24 all night. How is that not depresso.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Overheard DT TO: "I can't believe the teacher wants us to handwrite assignments bro, I just wanna use GPT bro, wtf, why we gotta handwrite everything bro" I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY, BRO

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I remember the heightened security and the fences getting covered up so you couldn't see inside as much anymore. I think the air shows were cancelled for quite some time too, IIRC.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Meanwhile, they continued to carry out deployments and repatriation ceremonies. The logistics of that work rarely get discussed. Neither does what it must have carried for the area, knowing the danger was never treated as hypothetical.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

As on any 9/11, also thinking about CFB Trenton today. Canada's largest airbase, operating for years under the assumption that an attack could come at any time. The base ran under standardized Force Protection Levels, elevated well past the initial shock of 9/11.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

All these years later, the foiled plans of the Toronto 18 still scare the hell out of me.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11. We were in French class watching Just for Laughs Gags. A teacher ran in losing his mind that the World Trade Centre had been hit, but none of us knew what that was. They sent us to recess and kids had a meeting at the swings, worrying that no world trade (centre) meant we couldn't get food.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Heads up to anyone hitting the town in Toronto tonight. There are people at Y&D with "Trans Women are Men" signs and drawings and they're quite aggressive towards any engagement or glances.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Jim Cornette on Vince Russo's lack of communication from HHH: "I don't know why he doesn't call me. Maybe cause it's been almost 30 years since you worked there and you're still trying to do the same shit. And even Jerry Springer is cancelled, and dead" I choked on my drink 😂

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm gonna miss the CF Snowbirds

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Overheard near TMU: "It's bullshit. I'm making the same mistake as poor people"

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Andy Williams passing is a double whammy to the wrestling and Warped Tour soul 😭

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'd just like to point out that the Ontario Science Centre came out of last night's storm just fine.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Someone's gender reveal balloon just blew away past my balcony. Oop.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Idk, just tell Americans that if Trump doesn't leave our lake alone, they can't have Season 2 of Heated Rivalry or something.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Someone on the street remarked that I walk like I have a stick up my ass. My spine is fused straight with a rod, close enough?

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I can always trust Farm Boy to have nice red watermelon 🍉

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP Tim Curry Thank you for your magical Long John Silver.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How am I supposed to work my 9 to 5 today, Dolly

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"It's pumpkin spice eve" NO, IT'S AUGUST.

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Almost threw my coke bottle out yesterday without checking the sticker. Glad I didn't. #CanMNT 🇨🇦

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Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Meet John Laurinaitis He's a former WWE executive named in a federal sex trafficking lawsuit who is now quietly getting booked at wrestling events again. So, I wrote the piece I couldn't find when I went looking for it. This story matters even if you've never watched a match.

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John Laurinaitis: Why Is Wrestling Still Booking Him?

John Laurinaitis is back on wrestling posters in 2026. Who he is, the Janel Grant sex-trafficking lawsuit that named him, and his attempt at a comeback.

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