iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You'd swear they did all the work today

000

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Email from Toronto FC: Starting in the 2027 Sprint Season and onwards, sections 112, 113 and 114 will be designated as general admission supporters' sections! #TFCLive

100

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bad news possibly incoming for families of Hamilton. Word is that up to 500 layoffs are about to take place between the Hamilton and Erie Stelco plants.

011

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am now - Coffee Crisp is my favourite chocolate bar - years old.

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just cackled at a crosswalk 'cause someone was carrying a tote that says "Sometimes I get carried away" 😂

001

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

An ice cream truck just circled through my neighbourhood only playing Fur Elise and it felt like I was in some kind of horror movie fever dream, not a state of YAY ICE CREAM 💀

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Any time I see a video about someone famous for "looksmaxxing," it seems like they forgot to do any personalitymaxxing.

100

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

RHOSLC season premiere is giving all the feels 😭 They included Robert Jr. so beautifully. #RHOSLC

070

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There's a husband on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City who looks like Gregg Berhalter and I can't stop yelling "Gregg Berhalter!" at least once an episode. #RHOSLC

100

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wish RHUGT had stuck to the original formula of having housewives from multiple franchises in ONE location. If I wanted OC drama, I'd rewatch RHOC. If I wanted SLC drama, I'd rewatch RHOSLC. This road trip is DRAAAAAAGGING. (And Vicki is still a DRAAAAAAAG) #RHUGT

050

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There's a unit across from me where the guy comes home and just watches CP24 all night. How is that not depresso.

000

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Overheard DT TO: "I can't believe the teacher wants us to handwrite assignments bro, I just wanna use GPT bro, wtf, why we gotta handwrite everything bro" I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY, BRO

152

As on any 9/11, also thinking about CFB Trenton today. Canada's largest airbase, operating for years under the assumption that an attack could come at any time. The base ran under standardized Force Protection Levels, elevated well past the initial shock of 9/11.

200

All these years later, the foiled plans of the Toronto 18 still scare the hell out of me.

100

9/11. We were in French class watching Just for Laughs Gags. A teacher ran in losing his mind that the World Trade Centre had been hit, but none of us knew what that was. They sent us to recess and kids had a meeting at the swings, worrying that no world trade (centre) meant we couldn't get food.

000

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Heads up to anyone hitting the town in Toronto tonight. There are people at Y&D with "Trans Women are Men" signs and drawings and they're quite aggressive towards any engagement or glances.

000

Jim Cornette on Vince Russo's lack of communication from HHH: "I don't know why he doesn't call me. Maybe cause it's been almost 30 years since you worked there and you're still trying to do the same shit. And even Jerry Springer is cancelled, and dead" I choked on my drink 😂

000

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm gonna miss the CF Snowbirds

110

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Overheard near TMU: "It's bullshit. I'm making the same mistake as poor people"

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Andy Williams passing is a double whammy to the wrestling and Warped Tour soul 😭

000

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'd just like to point out that the Ontario Science Centre came out of last night's storm just fine.

083

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Someone's gender reveal balloon just blew away past my balcony. Oop.

000

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Idk, just tell Americans that if Trump doesn't leave our lake alone, they can't have Season 2 of Heated Rivalry or something.

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Someone on the street remarked that I walk like I have a stick up my ass. My spine is fused straight with a rod, close enough?

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I can always trust Farm Boy to have nice red watermelon 🍉

000

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP Tim Curry Thank you for your magical Long John Silver.

030

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How am I supposed to work my 9 to 5 today, Dolly

030

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"It's pumpkin spice eve" NO, IT'S AUGUST.

110

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Almost threw my coke bottle out yesterday without checking the sticker. Glad I didn't. #CanMNT 🇨🇦

040

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Meet John Laurinaitis He's a former WWE executive named in a federal sex trafficking lawsuit who is now quietly getting booked at wrestling events again. So, I wrote the piece I couldn't find when I went looking for it. This story matters even if you've never watched a match.

caseytogo.ca

John Laurinaitis: Why Is Wrestling Still Booking Him?

John Laurinaitis is back on wrestling posters in 2026. Who he is, the Janel Grant sex-trafficking lawsuit that named him, and his attempt at a comeback.

2177

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff at the CNE, Toronto. #DarkSideOfTheRing

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"A week before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, EXCEPT YOU, Ryan!" 📺 Chris Hansen vs. Ryan in the Raw on Takedown.

000

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

100% swear I'm not making this up. Ask John. Someone on the street called to John that they wanted to be him when they grew up (they were an adult). John was like huh what why. Guy's like "look at you walking down the street with your hot young wife" I'm dead 😂😭

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Small win today: My Instacart shopper had the sense to do frozen last 🎉

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I don't need Miss Vickie's Vodka Sauce Pizza chips every day. I don't need Miss Vickie's Vodka Sauce Pizza chips every day. I don't need Miss Vickie's Vodka Sauce Pizza chips every day. I don't need Miss Vickie's Vodka Sauce Pizza chips every day.

static.klipy.com

Spongebob 'I Need It' Meme

ALT: Spongebob 'I Need It' Meme

160

Casey Telford @caseytogo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

People adding community notes to Fab Rom tweets to make them revenue ineligible has me dying.