Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me: *parallel parks car* Nearby woman: nice job! Liz: you’re going to be riding that high all day, aren’t you? No, Liz. All week. 020
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The truest sign that you’ve reached adulthood is when LCD Soundsystem’s All My Friends speaks to you. 000
Reposted by CaseyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Let’s please steer the conversation back to my Nazi tattoo. by Graham Platner 151109129
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The Balogun ruling from FIFA really feels like we just found someone’s wallet full of cash, and the classy thing would be to give it back. 010
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Sometimes I look at our at and I can’t figure out if she’s planning murder or asking for head scritches 200
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Was going to get something from the fridge, but I guess it can wait 010
Reposted by CaseyMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 22/04/2026This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn. See the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though no parent has ever passed this information to it. [📹 hmuraco] Original post 1874155640
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Me driving my brand new Leaf through a hail storm, remembering that ice is super effective against grass types. 010
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I used to work for Reuters, and I was as proud as one could reasonably be to work for a large corporation. Part of that was due a culture of integrity and freedom from bias. This story makes me really sad. 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Today I learned that the Columbus Blue Jackets briefly had a mascot named Boomer, and I’m a little sad that I missed him 020
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries… 020
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 13/04/2026My brother, I love you and everything, but your phone’s battery level is stressing me out 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 12/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above himALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above him 010
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I do not hate Sophie. We both see each other for the assholes that we are. 010
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/04/2026No idea if this is the most comfortable napping position, but it might be the cutest. 120
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Just finished planning a multi-generational “guys” trip for myself and 4 other family members, and I now have a heightened respect for my wife’s efforts when we go literally anywhere. 010
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I love Ryan Gosling but I would never let him load my centrifuge. 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Sitting at a hotel bar, sipping a nightcap and reading my book. To my left, a small group of sales bros whose most used words are “like” and “fuckin’.” Conversation turns to someone not present and bro #1 says, unironically, “He’s so well-spoken. I need to figure out how to be more like him.” 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Will some auntie please come teach me how to make a proper biryani? 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Yesterday I learned that we have flying squirrels in Ohio, and that they are ridiculously cute 030
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Work: remote Driveway and walk: cleared (ish) Lunch: gumbo left over from last night Storm: managed 010
Reposted by CaseyThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoo… 12375221326