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Casey

@caseym.bsky.social
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“It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage.”

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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me: *parallel parks car* Nearby woman: nice job! Liz: you’re going to be riding that high all day, aren’t you? No, Liz. All week.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The truest sign that you’ve reached adulthood is when LCD Soundsystem’s All My Friends speaks to you.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/mapq...
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Looking for a dislike button
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Caught my first Pokémon today!
A small, black salamander on muddy ground
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It’s caffeinated, right?
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Is that smoked provolone in there? 🤤
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Let’s please steer the conversation back to my Nazi tattoo. by Graham Platner
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No lies detected
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I learned it from watching you
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The Balogun ruling from FIFA really feels like we just found someone’s wallet full of cash, and the classy thing would be to give it back.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me rooting for Algeria tonight
A screen capture of Mark McKinney and Scott Thompson from The Kids in the Hall, from their sketch titled “Sick of the Swiss”
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Nice of them to have a women’s restroom
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’ve endured worse on the F tbh
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Came here to say this
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I SAID WHAT I SAID
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sometimes I look at our at and I can’t figure out if she’s planning murder or asking for head scritches
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Was going to get something from the fridge, but I guess it can wait
A tabby cat sitting directly in front of the refrigerator door.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What if I’m the wario?
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sounds like you got the important information across
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My bedside “to read” pile is getting unruly.
A pile of books, including Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke, The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones, Shadow Ticket by Thomas Pynchon, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, and Titus Groan by Mervin Peake
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Because it’s for languages, not for sweet, tangy fruits.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn. See the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though no parent has ever passed this information to it. [📹 hmuraco] Original post
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me driving my brand new Leaf through a hail storm, remembering that ice is super effective against grass types.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I used to work for Reuters, and I was as proud as one could reasonably be to work for a large corporation. Part of that was due a culture of integrity and freedom from bias. This story makes me really sad.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Today I learned that the Columbus Blue Jackets briefly had a mascot named Boomer, and I’m a little sad that I missed him
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries…
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I was told there would be snacks
A tortoiseshell tabby cat looking directly into the camera
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My brother, I love you and everything, but your phone’s battery level is stressing me out
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above him
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I do not hate Sophie. We both see each other for the assholes that we are.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
No idea if this is the most comfortable napping position, but it might be the cutest.
A tabby cat sandwiched between the arm of a chair and a fleece blanket, with her white toed paws stretched out in front of her
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Just finished planning a multi-generational “guys” trip for myself and 4 other family members, and I now have a heightened respect for my wife’s efforts when we go literally anywhere.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I love Ryan Gosling but I would never let him load my centrifuge.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My femmes? Violent.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sitting at a hotel bar, sipping a nightcap and reading my book. To my left, a small group of sales bros whose most used words are “like” and “fuckin’.” Conversation turns to someone not present and bro #1 says, unironically, “He’s so well-spoken. I need to figure out how to be more like him.”
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What a loaf. She’s been in this spot all day.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is Sophie and she has not moved for at least 4 hours
A tortoise shell tabby cat sleeping in a black, fleece chair.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Will some auntie please come teach me how to make a proper biryani?
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Explains the screen door problems
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yesterday I learned that we have flying squirrels in Ohio, and that they are ridiculously cute
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Can’t. Running up that hill.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Red Sweet Chili Peppers
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Based
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Work: remote Driveway and walk: cleared (ish) Lunch: gumbo left over from last night Storm: managed
A bowl of gumbo with a loose pile of rice in the middle, slices of green onion scattered on top. A spoon is sticking out of the bowl at the top of the image.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoo…
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun
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