Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me: *parallel parks car* Nearby woman: nice job! Liz: you’re going to be riding that high all day, aren’t you? No, Liz. All week. 020
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The truest sign that you’ve reached adulthood is when LCD Soundsystem’s All My Friends speaks to you. 000
Reposted by CaseyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Let’s please steer the conversation back to my Nazi tattoo. by Graham Platner 151109129
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The Balogun ruling from FIFA really feels like we just found someone’s wallet full of cash, and the classy thing would be to give it back. 010
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Sometimes I look at our at and I can’t figure out if she’s planning murder or asking for head scritches 200
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Was going to get something from the fridge, but I guess it can wait 010
Reposted by CaseyMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 22/04/2026This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn. See the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though no parent has ever passed this information to it. [📹 hmuraco] Original post 1874155640
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Me driving my brand new Leaf through a hail storm, remembering that ice is super effective against grass types. 010
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I used to work for Reuters, and I was as proud as one could reasonably be to work for a large corporation. Part of that was due a culture of integrity and freedom from bias. This story makes me really sad. 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Today I learned that the Columbus Blue Jackets briefly had a mascot named Boomer, and I’m a little sad that I missed him 020
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/04/2026No idea if this is the most comfortable napping position, but it might be the cutest. 120
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Just finished planning a multi-generational “guys” trip for myself and 4 other family members, and I now have a heightened respect for my wife’s efforts when we go literally anywhere. 010
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I love Ryan Gosling but I would never let him load my centrifuge. 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Sitting at a hotel bar, sipping a nightcap and reading my book. To my left, a small group of sales bros whose most used words are “like” and “fuckin’.” Conversation turns to someone not present and bro #1 says, unironically, “He’s so well-spoken. I need to figure out how to be more like him.” 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Will some auntie please come teach me how to make a proper biryani? 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Yesterday I learned that we have flying squirrels in Ohio, and that they are ridiculously cute 030
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Work: remote Driveway and walk: cleared (ish) Lunch: gumbo left over from last night Storm: managed 010
Reposted by CaseyThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoo… 12375221326
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Realizing today that the Splunk dev team is full of Bronies 020
Reposted by CaseyAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/12/2025A shout-out to Minneapolis, New Orleans, Cortlandt Manor, Little Rock, and Westerville. Incredible work this weekend. Tomorrow, there will be even more of us. 111157210
Reposted by CaseyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/12/2025In this Rochester diner, the Monroe doctrine still is don’t go to Gitsis after 10 PM. But they do know this: our Founding Fathers would smile upon Pete Hegseth’s desire to continue American hegemony in the western hemisphere. 1231120
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Considering how little baseball I’ve watched this season, I am way too invested in this game. 🇨🇦 000
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 03/10/2025TFW you buy something at a store and realize in the parking lot that it’s too big to fit in your car 010
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Sarah is watching some senior dating reality show and some millennial woman is like, “people over 55 aren’t comfortable online… they’re not digital natives.” And I’m like, “don’t cite the old magic to me,witch! I was there when it was written!” 110
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I don’t really need proof that we’re living in the worst possible timeline. But if I did, the fact that I just had to Google “who is Big Balls?” would most definitely suffice. 020
Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I don’t know about everyone else but I was really hoping that when society reached its natural dystopian end it would be more cyberpunk and less cyber truck 041