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Casey

@caseym.bsky.social
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“It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage.”

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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me: *parallel parks car* Nearby woman: nice job! Liz: you’re going to be riding that high all day, aren’t you? No, Liz. All week.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The truest sign that you’ve reached adulthood is when LCD Soundsystem’s All My Friends speaks to you.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Caught my first Pokémon today!
A small, black salamander on muddy ground
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Let’s please steer the conversation back to my Nazi tattoo. by Graham Platner
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The Balogun ruling from FIFA really feels like we just found someone’s wallet full of cash, and the classy thing would be to give it back.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me rooting for Algeria tonight
A screen capture of Mark McKinney and Scott Thompson from The Kids in the Hall, from their sketch titled “Sick of the Swiss”
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sometimes I look at our at and I can’t figure out if she’s planning murder or asking for head scritches
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Was going to get something from the fridge, but I guess it can wait
A tabby cat sitting directly in front of the refrigerator door.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My bedside “to read” pile is getting unruly.
A pile of books, including Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke, The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones, Shadow Ticket by Thomas Pynchon, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, and Titus Groan by Mervin Peake
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn. See the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though no parent has ever passed this information to it. [📹 hmuraco] Original post
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me driving my brand new Leaf through a hail storm, remembering that ice is super effective against grass types.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I used to work for Reuters, and I was as proud as one could reasonably be to work for a large corporation. Part of that was due a culture of integrity and freedom from bias. This story makes me really sad.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Today I learned that the Columbus Blue Jackets briefly had a mascot named Boomer, and I’m a little sad that I missed him
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I was told there would be snacks
A tortoiseshell tabby cat looking directly into the camera
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
No idea if this is the most comfortable napping position, but it might be the cutest.
A tabby cat sandwiched between the arm of a chair and a fleece blanket, with her white toed paws stretched out in front of her
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Just finished planning a multi-generational “guys” trip for myself and 4 other family members, and I now have a heightened respect for my wife’s efforts when we go literally anywhere.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I love Ryan Gosling but I would never let him load my centrifuge.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My femmes? Violent.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sitting at a hotel bar, sipping a nightcap and reading my book. To my left, a small group of sales bros whose most used words are “like” and “fuckin’.” Conversation turns to someone not present and bro #1 says, unironically, “He’s so well-spoken. I need to figure out how to be more like him.”
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is Sophie and she has not moved for at least 4 hours
A tortoise shell tabby cat sleeping in a black, fleece chair.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Will some auntie please come teach me how to make a proper biryani?
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yesterday I learned that we have flying squirrels in Ohio, and that they are ridiculously cute
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Can’t. Running up that hill.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Red Sweet Chili Peppers
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Work: remote Driveway and walk: cleared (ish) Lunch: gumbo left over from last night Storm: managed
A bowl of gumbo with a loose pile of rice in the middle, slices of green onion scattered on top. A spoon is sticking out of the bowl at the top of the image.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoo…
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Realizing today that the Splunk dev team is full of Bronies
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Happy “Democracy… Meh” Day to all who celebrate
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A shout-out to Minneapolis, New Orleans, Cortlandt Manor, Little Rock, and Westerville. Incredible work this weekend. Tomorrow, there will be even more of us.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
In this Rochester diner, the Monroe doctrine still is don’t go to Gitsis after 10 PM. But they do know this: our Founding Fathers would smile upon Pete Hegseth’s desire to continue American hegemony in the western hemisphere.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Today I learned how to use the ellipsis…
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Considering how little baseball I’ve watched this season, I am way too invested in this game. 🇨🇦
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Back on my bullshit
A Dutch style cheese press doing its thing
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
TFW you buy something at a store and realize in the parking lot that it’s too big to fit in your car
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Sarah is watching some senior dating reality show and some millennial woman is like, “people over 55 aren’t comfortable online… they’re not digital natives.” And I’m like, “don’t cite the old magic to me,witch! I was there when it was written!”
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I don’t really need proof that we’re living in the worst possible timeline. But if I did, the fact that I just had to Google “who is Big Balls?” would most definitely suffice.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Stay classy America
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Walks into a singles bar: I see unwed people.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Tomorrow is Monday, but for the moment everything is okay
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Anca @ancah.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Shawna Gawreluck writes "the measles vaccine is part of the MMR combo, which covers mumps & rubella.  one good run of mumps through the population when all the post-puberty men watch their balls become the size of basketballs will solve the vaccine hesitancy really fast."
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Cat @catlovesbunnies.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
me when i me when im scared
flip the bunny looking apprehensively at the camera many things to be afraid of for example what if something in the house moves slightly or my mother plays her podcast out loud terrifying horrible situation
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Don’t be fooled. This is the face of a stone cold killer.
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Casey @caseym.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I don’t know about everyone else but I was really hoping that when society reached its natural dystopian end it would be more cyberpunk and less cyber truck
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