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Casey Adams

@caseyadams.bsky.social
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I don’t feel concerned about @abdulelsayed.bsky.social losing to Rogers for being too progressive. People don’t split their tickets anymore and I think Benson is going to dominate the gubernatorial general election. Down ballot winds means we’ll have an awesome US Senator.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If the Air Nomads knew that war was approaching why didn’t they all just plan to glide into the clouds during Sozin’s comet? I think we can assume that not all of the comet enhanced firebenders could fly. Ozai was a special case.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’m still friends with several of my college cohorts on social media. It’s interesting seeing former republicans post really liberal content now.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Some people learn midlife that life is short, fragile, and sacred. Some of us learn it too early. You can lose everything in an instant. You don’t control nearly as much as you think. But life is still worth living. Maybe even more because of that.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I think the funniest thing that President Trump has ever said was "nobody knew health care could be so complicated".
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Most people think that when they open a bank account they’re protecting their money in a big vault somewhere. What they’re actually doing is allowing the bank to use tourge money for loans to others with a 10x multiplier (due to financial magic). In exchange, they have to pay you interest.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Woo! Mike Duggan is dropping his gubernatorial campaign!
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wrote a book and met a publisher that thinks it’s really good. She said I probably need 100k in social media followers to get it published traditionally. So please follow me I’m only 95k away.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@shearbolt.bsky.social do you think that Sarada could steal Hidari’s eyes as a replacement?
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Aaron Paul is a fantastic actor.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The episode of Family Guy where they go to the last Blockbuster also involves a game of Euchre and making homemade pizza. 1, that’s exactly what my family did when I was a kid and it was awesome. 2, you can’t play euchre with 6 people.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Some Mormons came to our door today. "No, thank you. I'm satisfied with my current religious service provider"
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Every time I watch the handmaid’s tale or testaments, the only thing I can is “this is what JD Vance actually wants?”
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This might be unpopular to say but Mr. Beast seems okay.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@shearbolt.bsky.social why didn’t Sasuke and Sakura have like 12 kids? Sakura can regenerate limbs, pregnancy would be a breeze for her. The leaf village could have a private brigade of Uchiha raised in a non-toxic environment if they just covered the cost of a few Nannies.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I want an alternate reality Naruto filler episode where Sasuke got his Mangekyō Sharingan after the Uchiha massacre. The trauma evolves it all the way. Naruto also befriends Kurama at age 5.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Since I work as a political insider it was recommended that I not get very political on any of my social media pages. This page is mostly going to be pointing out plot holes of the Boruto Manga. 1000 Mamushi clones are attacking the villages & the Hokage has a handful of teenagers dealing with it?
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I only know one song of Hannah Montana, “Nobody’s Perfect”. I’m sure Miley Cyrus gets roped into singing Hannah Montana songs once in a while. If money were something that mattered to her, I’d pay her $50 to sing “Pobody’s Nerfect” and see if anyone noticed.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love the show invincible, but Omni Man is technically an extreme pedophile. Andressa and Debbie are literally thousands of years younger than him. Andressa is only a few months old.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Stupid people are stupid. I tried to buy a lotto ticket today. I know my chances of winning are low but it’s <0% if I buy 1. I tried to buy it with a debit card. Three times trying with a debit card, the cashier said “it’s gotta be a debit card with a PIN”. I showed her the word debit on the card.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
youtube.com/shorts/Zr-a4... How the fuck did they get away with this?
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Sting Sprite Commercial
YouTube video by Ageless Nerd
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I have a shorter colleague at work. He was wearing a teal green suit yesterday. When his coworker came into my office looking for him I said “have you checked the end of a rainbow or behind a box of Lucky Charms?”
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
86 turned Chuck Norris today is my favorite new joke.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I once had this inconsiderate roommate. I’m pretty sure that he forgot I lived w/ him. 1 time we were in the kitchen, he was cooking, & he pulled out some butter out of the fridge. He says, “Butter? Since when do I have butter?” I said, “…well, if it’s not yours, who do you think brought it here?”
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Here’s a list of funny/dirty sounding legislative phrases. Backroom deal Conference committee Pork Budget hole Dark money “Madam Speaker, may I please speak to the entire package” Stimulus package Motion to table And finally… Motion to discharge
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My prediction for #BorutoTBV manga is Jura takes down Mamushi for causing collateral damage to Konoha. Anyone concur?
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Is Trump still America First after invading Venezuela? And doesn’t this undermine the prestige and credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize? They don’t just give those out to placate people’s egos you know.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Getting tired of the “X is too woke” Or “Y is DEI” comments, posts, videos, memes, etc. it’s honestly getting annoying.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I’ll admit that 2025 was both good and bad but I look back and say good riddance to a shitty year.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
They really retconned the ages of everyone in the King of the Hill reboot. Bobby was 13 in the reboot and GH was 1. Bobby is now 21 and GH is 13. Hank appeared to be in his 40’s before but now appears over 60. Like if he wants to work, keep working.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I’m not opposed to data centers. I use AI constantly but we shouldn’t subsidize them. They should be taxed to pay for job retraining programs and temporary living stipends for those whose jobs are displaced by AI.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Agreed. Democrats need to stop being the scoldy party.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I want the enhanced ACA subsidies to be extended or even made permanent. I'm an insurance agent and my clients are getting screwed/dropping coverage. I'd kinda prefer that Democrats have the issue to run on rather than solve the policy problem. 21 million people is not "a small part of the country".
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Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
He may not be the worst president ever but he is without question the worst person to ever serve as president.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
It’s uncanny how often people call me when I’m using the toilet.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
#Fallout: China makes the most sense for the next installment of the games. They probably also had their version of vaults or some sort of Chinese Vault-Tec affiliate/subsidiary.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Ideally, in #Boruto, I'd like to see them steal Hidari's Rinnegan and give it to Sasuke once revived.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I had to delete my conservative friend on FB. He was living in my head rent free. I also realized that he was more interested in being right than being curious. He never responded to my arguments, picked and chose what he wanted to talk about, not the topic at hand, and didn't act respectfully.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I used to have this conservative friend on FB. We had debates that were (mostly) respectful. He once said that the worst thing to happen to the USA was the breakdown of the nuclear family. I was like, "Really? Some women deciding to get jobs was worse than slavery? Is being anti-slavery woke?"
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I'm going to see Avatar 3. I just hope it's not another story about a magical natural resource that's only obtainable by mass destruction.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
King of the Hill needs to address Luanne and Ladybird’s absences in season 15.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Harry Potter didn’t need a remake. Prove me wrong.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I wish Trump hadn’t co-opted the thumbs up. I don’t know how to signal thank you when people are nice to me when driving.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Anytime any Republican brings up fiscal responsibility or the national debt always bring up “The OBBBA added $5T to the debt. Try again.”
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
It seems like there are some actual cracks in Trump’s armor. The real question is are there any GOP members that currently sit in congress that are willing to defy him.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
No one gets an MRI unless something is wrong.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
My Harry Potter fan fiction has an alternative ending of the last book where he’s back under the staircase, still 10 years old, and magic isn’t real. It was all a dream.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Saw the 2nd Wicked and I don’t know… I was a bit underwhelmed. No show stopper songs meant they didn’t fully use the actors’ range. The scarecrow’s identity was extremely obvious, but they made it seem secretive. I’m no musical buff but I get why the ratings were mid despite all the money they made.
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Casey Adams @caseyadams.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The thing about a ton of my favorite journalists and pundits like Johnathon Cohn, Liz Plank, and Matt Yglesias going full paid Substack for their writings is that I don’t want to pay for all them. If I pay I feel like I have to read every article so it creates more stress.
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