Reposted by CaryThat Harp Guy @thatharpguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Where I am with monthly "challenges". 0182
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Throw in the bouncing boobs (if you’ve ever seen that version) and you’ve nailed it 140
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yup. Today’s visit was a disaster movie. You know, the 70s kind where one person in the cast (me) has a handle on what’s happening while everyone else is losing their mind. 2200
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026But I’ll always get a giggle outta,“but you look great”,even if it’s my last breath. 1240
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cancer journeys are like the Doomsday Clock. Some days feel like it’s hours from midnight. Some days only minutes. The nonlinear nature of it is fascinating, and maddening 1241
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I make it a point to carefully pick my doomscrolls and vids to play in the background while I putter around the house. My intent to fuck up the algorithm is working. I’m getting ads in Spanish for baby care products and contraceptives 3270
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“My hot rollers! Who the hell unplugged my hot hair curlers? Now I’ll never be ready in time.” 120
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Pretty sure the clouds in the sky will be bigger now. Yes it’s a joke. Yes it’s bad. No it’s not too soon. She would have wanted us to smile through our tears. 0220
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Take these old, used memories from the past. And these broken dreams and plans that didn't last. I'll trade them for a future, I can't use them anymore I've wasted love, but I still have some more.” The Bargain Store Farewell Dolly 0270
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I remember a time when you never had to make reservations for WDW during the slow seasons. You just jumped in the car, drove down the coast ,and stopped there for last-minute bargains on rooms and tickets. 110
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Mine’s more of a “throw it around my neck to use a a scarf in winter kinda thing”. The foreskin that is 150
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Regularly making old man grouching noises every time I move 5350
Reposted by CaryVersUrsus @versursus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Spending quality time watching The Blob (1958) with one of my absolute favorite people @carytown.bsky.social 323210
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This gummy will have me set for the rest of my life. Photo cred @cocksroade.bsky.social #clubdaleshire 31090
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Well, apparently the team was sick and tired of one person who constantly complained about how sore her boyfriend left her after every encounter 🤷🏻♂️ 110
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Had a sewer malfunction yesterday. Yeah, about as bad as one would expect. The bright side is a cleaning team that’s worth their weight in gold. The bonus is hearing all the gossip in Spanish. Let me tell you those Telenovelas are spot on. No quiero que sepan que entiendo cada palabra. ¡Escandalo! 1300
Reposted by CaryHyenacub @hyenacub.bsky.social · 20/05/2026@cocksroade.bsky.social took some really cute photos of me today. Looking forward to maybe sharing some more of these if folks are interested. Mr Roade has a way better camera and backdrop than me. 91218
Reposted by Cary3$Bill @3dbill.bsky.social · 20/05/2026@carytown.bsky.social, 2014 01 #man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography 81418
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The only thing odd about this picture is when I was that age we didn’t have a single adult present. The parents, or teachers were 50-100 yards away gossiping and smoking on a bench somewhere. We were raised, right or wrong, on Darwinism and luck. 4150
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I still remember the terror of my first kiddie coaster at age 4 0160
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 30/04/2026It’s times like these that I realize how much I miss Weeky World News 1130
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Last minute side quest to #colonialbeach for some seafood and a chilly beach stroll. Well, 10 minutes on the shore. But it still counts. @hyenacub.bsky.social 21856
Reposted by CaryPestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I saw this yesterday. I love when words have multiple meanings. 411220314589
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If that buttery riding beauty ever goes missing and in its place you find a lunch bag stuffed with cash, it was me. 060
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Accidentally took my morning and evening meds at once this morning. This is gonna be interesting. Already dizzy so I’ll be in bed if you need me 5200
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 13/04/2026#monochromemonday Photo by @3dbill.bsky.social Date circa 2005 (ish?) 1631317
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I used to (be able to) take long walks to clear my head. #fuckcancer 10380
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Today I learned that MiraLax works horrifically quickly merely by lifting the bottle off of the shelf in the drugstore. 2230
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 30/03/2026He says HE’s lucky. I’m the lucky one to have so many amazing people in my life 81572
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Again, for those pressed for time. 3500° for only 45 minutes also yields splendid results. Cool gently for three days in oven. 140
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 16/03/2026There’s got to be a word for recognizing a close friend via a faceless butthole reskeet 1300
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 14/03/2026media.tenor.coma bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a brush in his hand .ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a brush in his hand . 041
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 12/03/2026If you’re wondering how exciting my life is I slept through this #fomo 0381
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Why did it take death to finally help me understand love, gratitude, forgiveness and all the beauty around me? It’s a tough price, but I’m still here, and willing to enjoy it while I can 9510
Reposted by CaryHyenacub @hyenacub.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Winnie the Pooh wears a shirt so that his neighbors won't notice he's not wearing pants in his house or fenced-in back yard. Unless they're looking really close to see more clearly. The animals who visit him regularly knew he wasn't hurting anyone; maybe even enjoyed the view. 0161
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Even after a trim it does whatever the hell it wants. Kinda digging the curl though. #donebydaddys 51472
