Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 20hYup. Today’s visit was a disaster movie. You know, the 70s kind where one person in the cast (me) has a handle on what’s happening while everyone else is losing their mind. 2140
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cancer journeys are like the Doomsday Clock. Some days feel like it’s hours from midnight. Some days only minutes. The nonlinear nature of it is fascinating, and maddening 1231
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I make it a point to carefully pick my doomscrolls and vids to play in the background while I putter around the house. My intent to fuck up the algorithm is working. I’m getting ads in Spanish for baby care products and contraceptives 3270
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Pretty sure the clouds in the sky will be bigger now. Yes it’s a joke. Yes it’s bad. No it’s not too soon. She would have wanted us to smile through our tears. 0210
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Take these old, used memories from the past. And these broken dreams and plans that didn't last. I'll trade them for a future, I can't use them anymore I've wasted love, but I still have some more.” The Bargain Store Farewell Dolly 0260
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Regularly making old man grouching noises every time I move 5350
Reposted by CaryVersUrsus @versursus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Spending quality time watching The Blob (1958) with one of my absolute favorite people @carytown.bsky.social 323110
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This gummy will have me set for the rest of my life. Photo cred @cocksroade.bsky.social #clubdaleshire 31080
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Had a sewer malfunction yesterday. Yeah, about as bad as one would expect. The bright side is a cleaning team that’s worth their weight in gold. The bonus is hearing all the gossip in Spanish. Let me tell you those Telenovelas are spot on. No quiero que sepan que entiendo cada palabra. ¡Escandalo! 1300
Reposted by CaryHyenacub @hyenacub.bsky.social · 20/05/2026@cocksroade.bsky.social took some really cute photos of me today. Looking forward to maybe sharing some more of these if folks are interested. Mr Roade has a way better camera and backdrop than me. 91178
Reposted by Cary3$Bill @3dbill.bsky.social · 20/05/2026@carytown.bsky.social, 2014 01 #man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography 81418
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The only thing odd about this picture is when I was that age we didn’t have a single adult present. The parents, or teachers were 50-100 yards away gossiping and smoking on a bench somewhere. We were raised, right or wrong, on Darwinism and luck. 4150
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I still remember the terror of my first kiddie coaster at age 4 0160
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 30/04/2026It’s times like these that I realize how much I miss Weeky World News 1130
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Last minute side quest to #colonialbeach for some seafood and a chilly beach stroll. Well, 10 minutes on the shore. But it still counts. @hyenacub.bsky.social 21846
Reposted by CaryPestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I saw this yesterday. I love when words have multiple meanings. 411220394590
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Accidentally took my morning and evening meds at once this morning. This is gonna be interesting. Already dizzy so I’ll be in bed if you need me 5200
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 13/04/2026#monochromemonday Photo by @3dbill.bsky.social Date circa 2005 (ish?) 1631217
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I used to (be able to) take long walks to clear my head. #fuckcancer 10370
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Today I learned that MiraLax works horrifically quickly merely by lifting the bottle off of the shelf in the drugstore. 2220
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 30/03/2026He says HE’s lucky. I’m the lucky one to have so many amazing people in my life 81572
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 16/03/2026There’s got to be a word for recognizing a close friend via a faceless butthole reskeet 1290
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 12/03/2026If you’re wondering how exciting my life is I slept through this #fomo 0381
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Why did it take death to finally help me understand love, gratitude, forgiveness and all the beauty around me? It’s a tough price, but I’m still here, and willing to enjoy it while I can 9510
Reposted by CaryHyenacub @hyenacub.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Winnie the Pooh wears a shirt so that his neighbors won't notice he's not wearing pants in his house or fenced-in back yard. Unless they're looking really close to see more clearly. The animals who visit him regularly knew he wasn't hurting anyone; maybe even enjoyed the view. 0161
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Even after a trim it does whatever the hell it wants. Kinda digging the curl though. #donebydaddys 51472
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 05/03/2026We’ve been treated like garbage by MAGA followers. Some reexamined their thinking and renounced that ideology. Yet those still-dysfunctional minds are now vilifying us because they can’t wrap their heads around why we just don’t let it go, forgive and forget. Ok, sorry for that stain on your soul. 2160
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 27/02/2026This shower selfie thing is harder than I thought. #composition #whatdoesthisbuttondo #gpoy 1231114
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My host has Meyer lemon trees in his yard. Lemonade is in progress. My secret to transforming it into a lemon bomb is zesting the lemons. Let the peels steep in some hot water and sugar for about 20 min. Mix all together with the juice/ice/water. Splenda works too. Palm Springs in a glass 🍋 🧊 🌞 0350
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 16/02/2026For the first time in my entire life, I think I finally have an understanding of what it feels like to be loved 7610
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 05/02/2026What ever I do, I will keep traveling. I want to leave behind the news line that reads, “Man passes in the can at the AmEx Centurion lounge” 0260
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I regret that I missed the allegory of just leaving ice in 115° sun to just melt and die in my previous post. 0170
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Contributing nothing but lemonade for @versursus.bsky.social thirst while I installed myself in his pool on a 115° desert day. I was being my usual geek self wondering how long a few ice cubes would last on the yeowee hot deck 42346
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 22/01/2026You know when I call you a whore it’s outta pure jealousy right? 2412
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Grimacing though a lovely evening of screaming cramps from my right hand to my shoulder. But, as everyone says, “Yeah but you look great!!” 81623
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Sometimes I feel like I get railroaded into making sure everyone else is “happy”. What little I’m able to give never seems to be enough. 3190
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 31/12/2025So full of feels for the upcoming year it feels like I can barely breathe. Have I made some plans? Yes. Will they happen? That question feels like a vice tightening on my chest 0230
Reposted by Carynaylandblake @naylandblake.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The meanest trick the Devil ever played was convincing people to wear glasses with narrow rectangular frames. 2202
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Everyone posts all these sexy vids and pics. Me, I’m more of a work in progress, or maybe regress. I’m still recovering from a fun filled family holidaze reunion 81240
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Retro post. Riding in convertibles with boys @versursus.bsky.social wearing my fave @bearpadart.bsky.social hat 32149
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 18/11/2025A few weeks at the alternate cave. Wet old messy grumpy sleepy bear is wet. Many thanks to alternate cave owner for letting me install myself to recharge 824811
Cary @carytown.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I’ve seen the teaser for The Devil Wears Prada 2. All I can think of is, “In THOSE shoes?” 1191
