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I love maps and comics and RPGing and once upon a time I sang rock songs in seedy pubs Mastodon: @cartotastic@aus.social GenAI is for jerks.

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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 27/09/2026
I am dreadfully old school. #gaming #my9games
A 3x3 grid of game covers: Pirates Gold, Civilization, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Super Mario Bros, Heroes of Might and Magic, Colonization, X-Com: Terror from the Deep, SIM City, SSX: On Tour
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 23/09/2026
I love it when a creator whose works I value has an RSS feed I can load into Thunderbird. I only have it set up for PC tho; I need to work out how to hook it up to my mobile so I spend more reading things from trusted creators than randomly scrolling social media.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 23/09/2026
Jensen Huang of #NVIDIA wants us calling data centres "AI factories" because they supposedly make things. Let's call them #slopatoriums instead, because the primary output rolling out of these energy vampires is unwanted #AIslop. Ignore the corporate spin of the #Broligarchy and fight #TechFascism
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 20/09/2026
Most of these subsystems are just "do these skill checks in this order and then proceed with the adventure". Influence subsystem is the worst because while chases or infiltration can't be simulated physically by the players, roleplaying an encounter is perfectly possible in a... roleplaying game.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 20/09/2026
Profound hate for the Influence subsystem both as a player and GM.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 20/09/2026
Family is away, what can I do to entertain myself? *ends up doing data backups* #NERD
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 20/09/2026
Google is attempting to block the use of side loaders and APK files to download apps outside of their play store by requiring developers to submit their IDs and addresses. Sign the petion here: c.org/xVC84Fz7XQ #Google #Android
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Sign the Petition
Keep Android Open (Stop Google from limiting APK file usage)
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 17/09/2026
I mean... Thanks? Made my morning!
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 16/09/2026
Every class has its cross to bear Me, the party healer: trying to get the front liners to sit still for 10 mins of Treat Wounds to refill HP before moving on Them, the ADHD party casters: unscathed and bored, opening random doors, pulling levers and triggering another encounter before 3 mins pass
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 16/09/2026
Excellent! Already listening to the copy I preordered from libro.fm!
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Buy audiobooks & support local bookstores
Libro.fm makes it possible for you to buy audiobooks directly through local bookstores.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 13/09/2026
Excellent. Just finishing The Nerd Reich by Gil Durán, so this will be the perfect followup.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 13/09/2026
Donate today to help raise funds for women and girls experiencing violence from men! This is a men's issue; stand up and encourage your bros to do so as well.
Thanks so much for supporting kon Karapanagiotidis in Walk for WAGEC to help call for an end to violence against women and children.

Your generous donation will help ensure women and children can access safe accommodation and vital support services to help them heal from trauma and rebuild their lives.

You've put a big smile on kon Karapanagiotidis's face. 😄
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 12/09/2026
If you roll more than 10 higher than the Difficulty Class with your Baking Lore check, you achieve a Critical Pie. Now that's where things get interesting...
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 12/09/2026
"It's not safe to show how dire our financial position is."
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 12/09/2026
Just uploaded the first drafts of the last of 107 maps for an historical atlas and my #cartography muscles are aching! Gonna have to take a week (to work on other projects) before I hit the corrections. Time for some drinks. Map-makers out there, this shot's for you! #maps #mapping #celebration
A map of the campaigns and conquests of Timur the Great, 1360-1405. The lands conquered by Timur are coloured in shades of brown, with campaigns picked out with coloured lines.A can of Brookvale Union Ginger Beer, and bottles of Bailey's Irish Cream, De Kuyper Butterscotch Schnapps, and Ned Australian Whiskey.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 07/09/2026
Because they're weird. And not the good kind of weird.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 05/09/2026
Amazing cover art! Can't wait to see the finished product. 💖
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 05/09/2026
Coming soon to #Pathfinder Infinite: Through the Void, a fantastic compilation of adventurers from a cadre of talented creators, including some maps by me! Dare you enter the Dark Tapestry? #TTRPG #PF2e #Paizo #NoAI
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 04/09/2026
While I, a south-east Australian, have an accent apparently closest to New Yorker!
Test results from mydialect.us, showing 47% of my answers to a dialect test match those from New York. There's a heat map, with the New York/New England area in reddish tones, with California and Florida in mid tones, and the rest in blue tones.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 01/09/2026
My daughter was so excited when I told her it was Mineral Cup time again!
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 21/08/2026
Oh look! Something has gone wrong with my @paizo.com preorder of Impossible Magic... just like, well, almost every time. It's so frustrating trying to order #Pathfinder products to Australia. Paizo shipping is prohibitively expensive, but supplies to distributors are always unreliable. Catch-22.
Start of a disappointing email re: a purchase of a Paizo Pathfinder 2 product: "Oh no! Something has gone wrong and our supplier is now out of Pathfinder Impossible Magic (Pathfinder Second Edition. For this reason, we have cancelled this title from your order"
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 04/07/2026
"George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man." /slater
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 01/07/2026
Sign the @getup.org.au petition to help get Peter Thiel's evil surveillance network #Palantir out of Coles supermarkets! getup.to/xWArLHgC45vCZ
getup.to
Who's watching while we shop?
Coles has partnered with CIA-linked surveillance corporation Palantir. Who's watching while we shop?
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 25/06/2026
There's still time to make a tax-deductible donation to the ASRC and get it matched by VMG!
A thankyou note from the ASRC for a donation, reading "Thank you! For keeping our safety net strong."
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 24/06/2026
Calculated play to drift into the far-right grift circuit.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 23/06/2026
I mean that the valuation of SpaceX is so far removed from reality that investors may as well be buying Schrute Bucks.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 23/06/2026
Overvalued meme stocks getting dumped
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 18/06/2026
Joshua Williamson writing & Hayden Sherman on pencils for new Legion of Super-Heroes in September! Let's goooo! I still miss my Reboot Legion but I'll give this one a go. Has to be better than the Bendis Legion or a rehash of the Preboot Legion again. #LSH #DCComics #LegionofSuperHeroes #comics
A dynamic, montage-style comic book illustration of the Legion of Super-Heroes set against a starry cosmic background with planets and a futuristic city skyline.

On the right side, Lightning Lad (with reddish hair and a blue/yellow jacket) charges his fist with electricity. Beside him, Saturn Girl (blonde hair, red jacket, white top with a black Saturn logo) exhibits pink telepathic rings radiating from her head. Just below her is Triplicate Girl, a tan-skinned girl with dark hair wearing an orange, white, and purple geometric log on her outfit.

In the foreground, Cosmic Boy (dark hair, pink shirt, black vest) manipulates glowing blue magnetic rings, while Brainiac V (green skin, purple high-collared jacket, red dots on his forehead) looks toward the right edge.

On the left is a pale, pointy-eared young man with blonde hair and a red jacket, possibly Element Lad. Looming behind him is a large, faceless blue figure with giant white feathered wings holding a brilliantly glowing energy spear. Other partially visible heroes, including a masked girl with yellow goggles, frame the right and left edges. In the bottom left corner, a smaller inset scene depicts a hero in a white cape sliding dynamically on a futuristic cycle past a row of uniform, gray-armoured guards wielding glowing spears.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 11/06/2026
That is so weird. I threw the prompt "Tell me a story" at Gemini's temp chat 10 times, and got Silas and Arthur turn up in 4 stories as character names, The Daily Grind coffee shop in 3, mysterious grandfathers in 5, and clockmakers in 4. Some bizarre bunching in these stories!
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 30/05/2026
Oh man, so embarrassing. A user blocked me because I was blocking them using the DON'T ENGAGE list. I completely misunderstood the notification. *hangs head in shame*
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 30/05/2026
Not sure how I ended up on this list? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 29/05/2026
Chonky #Pathfinder Quest box has arrived! (Poppy shown for scale.) Can't wait to play! #pf2e #boardgame #ttrpg @paizo.com
Poppy, a caramel spoodle, begrudgingly sits next to the massive game box for Pathfinder QuestPoppy, a caramel spoodle, succeeds at a Stealth check to sneak up on a grey dragon miniature from the Pathfinder Quest board game.
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Emily Jane Rothwell 🖤🌸🖋️ @emjanerothwell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the world needs more guinea pig cartographers
A guinea pig cartographer works amongst his maps, using his instruments, with a quill and ink next to him on a wooden table; he looks at the viewer obliquely with a black background in a style that is reminiscent of early modern portraiture. The artist enjoys exploring the histories of art through homages to previous paintings in his whimsical works.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Boycott Barnes and Noble. Loudly. Right fucking now. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
independent.co.uk
Barnes & Noble CEO backs selling AI-written books in stores
The retail bookseller plans to open 60 more stores in the US this year
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 19/05/2026
I'm able to get back into Bluesky again, but image/video load times are still pretty dire, and have been for a couple of weeks.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 16/05/2026
This is our Poppy! Poppies of the world unite!
A caramel spoodle smiles at the camera
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 16/05/2026
Is @libro.fm broken for everyone or just me? Getting an "We’re sorry, an error occurred on checkout." error whenever I try to purchase an audiobook with credits, regardless of if I use Android or PC. ☹️ Just finished a book and I need another! 😩 #help #techfail #books #audiobooks #librofm
Error text from libro.fm, reading "We’re sorry, an error occurred on checkout." in white text on a pink background.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 13/05/2026
Finally! The #Pathfinder books that I ordered in (checks email) August have arrived. It's frustratingly difficult to find a reliable supplier for @paizo.com products in Australia. #pf2 #rpg #ttrpg
Pathfinder 2 products - Monster Core 2.and the Draconic Codex - propped up against magenta a yellow cushions on a grey couch.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 11/05/2026
Soundgarden Shed
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 11/05/2026
The B53s
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 11/05/2026
new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...
webworm.co
Everlee Has Disappeared
Everlee Wihongi was transferred by ICE to the notorious "Camp East Montana" at Fort Bliss, Texas. Then she disappeared.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 10/05/2026
My love of #cartography overpowered my disinterest in football when looking at this series of #maps slowing the spread of #AFL supporters in #Melbourne aurin.org.au/data-tales/u...
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Us versus Them - AURIN
How mobility data can be used to determine the geographical boundaries between supporters of Melbourne-based AFL teams
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 30/04/2026
Same reason people from the Midwest come to the big city: variety. Everything's the same in their home planes, but in the material plane they get to mix it up with beings that aren't just the same as them. Plus, the material plane is the battleground between warring factions, a source of souls, etc.
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Oni @onidraws.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ew Moleskine used genAI for their Lord of the Ring collection by mentioning they used it, then entirely removing the claim after some backlash. Incredibly shitty of them for a brand that claims human creativity. cjleo.com/blog/moleski...
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Moleskine's AI Lord of the Rings Collection Can Only Mock
New Moleskine X The Lord of the Rings notebook collection is "imagined by Moleskine, generated by AI".
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 26/04/2026
Quote with your four elements! Air💨 Water🌊 Fire🔥 Earth🏞️
A quadrytch I painted a few years ago using acrylics on canvas. It was vaguely elemental themed, with the elements in clockwork from top-left: Fire (a campfire on a dark night), Water (a frozen waterfall in a cherry blossom wood), Air (lightning emanating from storm clouds), and Earth (a Monarch butterfly on a thistle).
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MarcoMaps Bernardini @marcomaps.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As a cartographer and huge JRR Tolkien fan, I'm frankly nauseated by the decision of @moleskine.bsky.social to use AI for their Lord of the Rings webpage - as if you didn't have a collection of map to choose from (or hire an artist). PAY YOUR ARTISTS. www.instagram.com/reel/DXe8sYm...
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Lea on Instagram: "Very disappointed in @moleskine #lordoftherings #lotr #jrrtolkien #tolkien #moleskine"
6,544 likes, 237 comments - silmarilleanne on April 23, 2026: "Very disappointed in @moleskine #lordoftherings #lotr #jrrtolkien #tolkien #moleskine".
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 26/04/2026
Sometimes my dog gets shocked awake by their own farts too.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 28/03/2026
Pamcakes: a 100% classic.
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 17/03/2026
From the official Paizo account on reddit.com (full text in alt-text)
Comment from the official Paizo account on reddit.com

"Hey everyone! Thank you for giving each other a heads-up on this! We are experiencing issues with our subscription payment processor and are currently investigating. We hope to resolve this soon and have subscriptions processed and PDFs released as quickly as possible."
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cartotastic @cartotastic.com · 16/03/2026
Probably accompanied by someone well versed on the skin flute.
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