Sign in

Carter Morgan

@carterthecomic.bsky.social
226 followers 147 following 147 posts

🎭 International standup comedian

PostsRepliesMedia
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Harris aided an ongoing genocide. She is trash. War crimes are war crimes no matter what color/gender the person committing them 🦾
020
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Let’s not make light of healthcare CEOs getting m*rdered they said 😇
030
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Did a thing with @travisjay.bsky.social this weekend 🔥🔥🔥
020
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
My working theory: Most people are devoid of passion or any real sense of meaning. (This is why so many people default into kids, pets, and religion.) Because of this you can con most people into almost anything by displaying large amounts of passion yourself. (Being attractive helps a lot tho!)
110
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Hi! I love funny people! Yeah, I'm torn. The Oscar slap was a great example of why it's not good to make fun of people (words have impact). But I also truly believe people are too sensitive / caught up in their selves. I tend to do what you say tofu though: only make fun of people's choices
020
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Honest question: are *you* funny?
200
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Hardest thing about being a comic right here. May I suggest preempting making fun of your friends? It hasn’t worked for me but I still like the idea 😂
020
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Lebron James — wow he’s underrated
110
Reposted by Carter Morgan
Kim Crayton [She/Her] @kimcrayton1.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Moving forward…
I’m finally embracing that, as one person with a very few dedicated volunteers, I can’t keep trying to hold up the sky alone, so I’ve made peace with how I’m moving forward:

1. I’m choosing to focus on function over form [great content with little, to no production because I just don’t have the capacity]
2. Content, unfortunately, at times, will not be as accessible as I’d desire because I can’t continue to “compensate” for the lack of infrastructure within these platforms and I can no longer carry the burden of making accessibility my responsibility3. If you have aesthetic issues with my content, before you jump in my DMs, ask yourself what have you CONTRIBUTED or are willing to CONTRIBUTE to these time consuming; resource heavy processing, because I will and if your answer is “nothing”, my advice to you is to keep your input to yourself
4. Without more community support, I can NO LONGER spend my money on making content
5. Finally, I’m posting for me…because I have shit that I want to say…I owe y’all NOTHING!
051
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Ayyy one of my faves @opeola.bsky.social is here now! 🎊🎊🎊
110
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
I’d almost never cheer for a white dude over a Black dude but Loma won that fight tho
010
Reposted by Carter Morgan
Mosh Lee @mosh.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
good morning to everyone except Citibike Karen
141
Reposted by Carter Morgan
talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
it can seem like nazis are everywhere all the time these days but just wanna make clear they are an extremely small fraction of the population using massive platforms to seem louder. and a major part of that intent is for you to become less sensitive to nazism.
210829
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Fun! I’m just sharing random thoughts until I have Black creatives to play with. But will def advertise my wares because my wares don’t hawk themself yet
010
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
All POCs should ride for each other but maybe that’s just a weed dream of mine 💨 Because between blaccents and the way Asians in tech seem to love white acceptance, it’s looking one sided to me 🙄 Anyway, looking forward to giving this a read 📚
030
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
I truly and genuinely pray that my guy can overcome the hardships of mean internet words, so that maybe he can look into this one a little deeper 🤫
010
Reposted by Carter Morgan
Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/05/2023
too many people got this idea into their head that being an ethical and open minded person on the internet means letting a bunch of remorseless blithering assholes screech at you whenever they want
18767141
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
“A fondly intentioned, sexualized gesture.” Great dialogue!
020
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
If we ever get a divorce I can look at the judge and say I went into debt to support her, she owes me HALF 😇
020
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
I mute anyone who posts too much 😭
010
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
I’m about to go on a EU tour Jul-Aug, it’s all about posting on bsky
110
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Imma start giving my girl money every month for hair/nails/etc. I just looked at how much I could afford and took a loan for the rest
100
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
This Ja Morant thing is white respectability bs Meanwhile white marines are celebrated for murder 👀
000
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
This site still seems so so so so so so so white to me 😢
130
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Nothing makes me agree with the many, many people saying there's some autism in the sauce than new situations with implicit norms no one explained to me 😂
000
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
I get nothing over here but i kind of like being anonymous 😅
000
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
I don't go to strip clubs a lot. Why both times I went this week I had strippers try to date me after? My girl says I'm doing this wrong lol
110
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
He's rising the ranks ofmy top 5 favorite white players -- the rest of the list is Serbian and Alex Caruso
010
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Some of these announcers do too much. Calling players pathetic over a bad game? Loud and corny niggas never keep the same energy in person 😢
000
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
I love that Austin Reaves doesn't put on a Blaccent
110
Reposted by Carter Morgan
April 💋 @prettywiredbuilds.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
I love the internet as much as the next person BUT we can’t gate keep all our knowledge by only putting it there. We have to physically put ourselves IN the community and expose others to the technology. Drive 30mins south from wherever you live + you’re guaranteed to find a community in need.
291
Reposted by Carter Morgan
Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 05/05/2023
I did not read this right AT ALL
6511
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣
000
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
2: bsky 3: me Just a tiny moment from a recent show 😂 youtube.com/shorts/0iGCz0TUQgg?feat…
000
Reposted by Carter Morgan
Natalia Reagan @nataliareagan.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
NYC friends! I’m back in the city & have more shows 🥳 I have one tonight 5/4 at Greenwich Village comedy club! It’s gonna be a hoot! Expect equal parts comedy, sex ed, & gay animals with a smattering of Chewbacca chub speculation in honor of May the 4th!
131
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Cracks me up 😂 www.instagram.com/reel/CoXK0BSAIX5/… Y’all got any jokes you like?
000
Reposted by Carter Morgan
Damon  @damonoutlaw.xyz · 02/05/2023
Yet again proof of how amazing black women are disregarded, even when they are experts.
052
Reposted by Carter Morgan
Anne (she/her) @annetgriffin.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Just looked at your profile Dr. Enongo, and you have one of the coolest areas of study in AI and in general. Going to look up more of your work after I read this article.
131
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
LeBron James in a close 4th? I’ll take that bet
010
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Just had a hernia repaired. My fig newtons are now grapefruit sized.
200
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
A bonk well deserved 😲
000
Reposted by Carter Morgan
robot butler @intern.geese.blue · 02/05/2023
simple bonk: no jobhunting in my comment section i'm trying to have fun
simple.png
151
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Gotta be honest even a white savior would be fine rn. “It’s okay, Jesus — I need saving not seasoning.” 💇🏻‍♂️
000
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Same and I follow almost as many people already. This place is weird and fun 😈
010
Carter Morgan @carterthecomic.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
This is perfect 😍
010
Reposted by Carter Morgan
Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 28/04/2023
Appreciate giving BlackTechTwitter visibility because I would not be here if it wasn't for BlackTechTwitter.
1287