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@carterkr.bsky.social
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Diver. Dad. Kyudoka.

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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 5h
What about identical twins?
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 5h
It was said at his trial he took the stand.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 5h
Trump is a fucking c@nt.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 8h
We don't grow bananas in the US, other than this nut.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 9h
I can't wait to watch his complete and total meltdown when he finds out that he didn't get it again? Oh, and what wars did he stop?
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 9h
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's right next to Lake Interior.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought it was unacceptable for Iran to have a nuclear weapon. Now he wants them to have 2?
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe it's the lure.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait?! What?! He thinks they are blowing up words now?
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you combine both Einstein's and Schrödinger's theories on cats, when you open the box, you have either a telegraph or a wireless message.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Run, Forrest, run.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*RoboCrap
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, thank god. I thought he was using a magic 8 ball.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's now RoboCrap.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uh.
youtu.be
Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SteveAATW
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Poser Patton.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would say I was at a Hawkeye game in Maryland, but you're too fucking stupid to know the difference.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh they scored a goal alright. In their own net.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So much for Super Intelligence.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time to adjust the autopen.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, but Laura is being down the average.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also: fact vs. fiction.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These people are fucking stupid.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*whom
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He doesn't even know what that means.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In his defense, he thought the word execute meant put to death.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Art of Making the Same Deal Again.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's weird that you can be braindead and still be a leading figure in today's Republican Party.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am pretty sure the @nytimes.com does not understand what the word détente means.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi is holding hands with his wife. He is a master of statecraft.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is that Jeffery Epstein's plane?
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm very concerned.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
John Thune. And the corruption and incompetence of the Trump administration.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's a mighty small bag.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, he never fucking had it.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump's America. I'm sure somehow this is Biden's fault.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Us, too.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Note the placement of the comma. Does this mean hen cherishes the Free Press [sic] or the assault?
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I, for one, am looking forward to a Trump-free news cycle today.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Petroleum based automobiles turn most of their energy into friction and heat.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apt to be talking about hemispheres for someone with FTD.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BREAKING: Lake Worth has been renamed Lake Inferior.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think a reporter should ask, "you've been president for nearly 2 years. When are you going to stop blaming Biden for your shortcomings?"
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No, no, that's an escalator.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slime.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where did she get the hundreds of thousands of dollars?
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's not the metaphor you're thinking.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A case. A case of bourbon.
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carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He didn't drain the swamp. He swamped the drain.
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