carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you combine both Einstein's and Schrödinger's theories on cats, when you open the box, you have either a telegraph or a wireless message. 010
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Uh.youtu.beDuck Sauce - Barbra Streisand (Official Music Video)YouTube video by SteveAATW 010
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am pretty sure the @nytimes.com does not understand what the word détente means. 000
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Trump's America. I'm sure somehow this is Biden's fault. 000
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026BREAKING: Lake Worth has been renamed Lake Inferior. 001
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's a sign of our times that one can be braindead and still a leading figure in the Republican party. 010
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I pretty sure that if you're going to regulate stochastic computing systems, you should at least first know how to calculate a percentage change. That's determinative. 000
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I want you all to know that it was I who pulled Trump out of the burning rubble of the World Trade Center on 9/11. In the early 2000s, I was a burly NYFD. 010
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is false. The average NYFD would have stopped only long enough to piss on him. 011
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026An Amazon plane crashing into a parking lot full of Teslas has to be the most 2026 moment so far. 010
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This is the most realistic looking love doll ever. 000
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Which one of you assholes used up our entire stockpile of ammunition?! 000
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It's not that it's Biden's fault. It's that if it were, he's still too fucking stupid to fix it. 020
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 27/07/2026No, seriously, asshole, just let me thr fuck go. 010
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Trump bombed so badly, Hegseth wants to drop him on Iran. 020
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Look carefully at his right eye. The oval of the eyeball appears to be horizontal and not inline with the orbit of the left eye which is at slight angle commensurate with the tilt of the head. 000
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Why does Zohran Mandami always look like he's having a lot more fun than Donald Trump? 020
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Phony Club.static.klipy.comDonald Trump Dancing on StageALT: Donald Trump Dancing on Stage 000
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes yesterday. He asked me to go take over for him as the senior senator from Kentucky. 030
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026BREAKING: Charon is refusing to ferry Mitch McConnell across the River Styx until after the election. 010
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I don't know but I've been told. The #1 pedo is mighty old. 110
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Say what you will about Joe Biden, but he never tried to strike up a conversation with an autotamaton. 010
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Quick question: did Mexico pay for the Ball Room? 000
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Donald Trump is in clear mental decline. But it's only really been noticeable in the last 10 years. 010
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Just a reminder that Trump puts the riot in patriot. Happy Barak Hussein Obama Appreciation Day. 000
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026What are the criteria necessary to support a diagnosis of Trump Derangement Syndrome? 020
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026We need to keep "men" out of women's sports. 040
carterkr.bsky.social @carterkr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026BREAKING: Lorenzo St. DuBois has announced he's pulling out of Freedom 250. 010
Reposted by @carterkr.bsky.socialThomas Benner @thomasbenner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Alien vs. Predator 27388302642
