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Carter Anderson

@cartercomedy.bsky.social
779 followers 1 following 38 posts

I’m on here now. Occasionally I’ll say stuff. I’ll try to keep my my evil thoughts to a minimum. Follow me on all of my socials at linktr.ee/carterandersoncomedy

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Ford F-150 #ford
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
#f150
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If your 🥷 know how to roller skate, he’s already cheating on you.
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I don’t really know anything about Hailey Bieber. I don’t know if she’s a good person or not but it’s wild that her biggest is her husband Justin Bieber.
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The song “you got a friend in me” is actually about friends with benefits
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
At this point you can be in a relationship with a woman for 3 years before finding out that she’s AI
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Has anyone tried unplugging Kanye and plugging him back in? #kanyewest
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
No one knows the words to every rap song better than a racist white lady.
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Angel Reese, they stay disrespecting you on Instagram, sis. You gotta stand up or something. #angelreese
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yall 🥷 made an R&B song about LeBron James? #lebronjames
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Man, these biracial babies be coming out looking like 100% Dad
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Some one needs to go to jail over this new Drake album. #drake #canada
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Protect your peace and don’t look at the comments on your Instagram post, ladies. These dudes are f***ing insane and unemployed. They got time today.
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Dang, I bet if you racist, you’re having a pretty rough week.
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Congratulations, Philly! Please do not trash your own city tonight. #Philadelphiaeagles
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Some people are really betting their mortgage on this game. #Superbowl
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
That Mavs done f***ed up #lukadoncic #nba #lakers #mavericks
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I’m gonna have to start throwing that a$$ back for some damn eggs pretty soon! #eggs
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
We’re in the FAFO era.
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Who’s winning the game? The Chiefs, The Bills or The Refs? #chiefs #bills #nfl
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If you don’t pick up your dog’s poop, you don’t care about others. And you don’t care about others, you probably shouldn’t have a dog.
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
CapCut is back, y’all!
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hey Britain, I heard y’all was talking 💩, and you didn’t think that I would hear it! What’s up? #britain
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Also the links for all of those are in my bio
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
No. I’m on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, Fanbase, and Rednote. Same name on all. carterandersoncomedy
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok got banned and The Detroit Lions lost to the Commanders? What in the Entire F%#*?
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Big Facts
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
What is the yt version of “You got me f*%ked up!”
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Yeah, The Biden Administration said to ABC news that he will not enforce the shutdown of TikTok but instead leave it to the next administration
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hopefully soon
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The Biden administration will not be enforcing the shutdown of TikTok on Sunday. They’re leaving the decision to the next administration who is enthusiastic about saving TikTok.
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
So TikTok might live to fight another day. My instagram peeps, I know you hate TikTok and the people on it. I just want you to know that the feeling is mutual 🖕🏾
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Bragging about taking an “Everything Shower” implies that most of the time you’re just getting like 60% of your body. Some of y’all nasty frfr #welistenandwejudge
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It looks like The Biden Administration might be keeping TikTok around for a little while longer. Now I gotta go back to being pleasant on there. Damn it. #tiktokban
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
So, I guess we’re all going to REDnote now. Let’s piss some government officials off! #china
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
At this point, I’m just accepting whatever 2025 throws at us. #2025
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I think the Cowboys need to take a break from football? Take a season off and focus on yourselves, kings. #dallascowboys
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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Alright, I’m on Blue Sky now. So, what’s up? Y’all nice over here? That’s crazy
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