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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

If your 🥷 know how to roller skate, he’s already cheating on you.

Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I don’t really know anything about Hailey Bieber. I don’t know if she’s a good person or not but it’s wild that her biggest is her husband Justin Bieber.

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

The song “you got a friend in me” is actually about friends with benefits

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

At this point you can be in a relationship with a woman for 3 years before finding out that she’s AI

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Angel Reese, they stay disrespecting you on Instagram, sis. You gotta stand up or something. #angelreese

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Yall 🥷 made an R&B song about LeBron James? #lebronjames

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Man, these biracial babies be coming out looking like 100% Dad

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Protect your peace and don’t look at the comments on your Instagram post, ladies. These dudes are f***ing insane and unemployed. They got time today.

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Congratulations, Philly! Please do not trash your own city tonight. #Philadelphiaeagles

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Some people are really betting their mortgage on this game. #Superbowl

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I’m gonna have to start throwing that a$$ back for some damn eggs pretty soon! #eggs

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Who’s winning the game? The Chiefs, The Bills or The Refs? #chiefs #bills #nfl

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

If you don’t pick up your dog’s poop, you don’t care about others. And you don’t care about others, you probably shouldn’t have a dog.

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a man in a sweater is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed .

ALT: a man in a sweater is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed .

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Hey Britain, I heard y’all was talking 💩, and you didn’t think that I would hear it! What’s up? #britain

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

TikTok got banned and The Detroit Lions lost to the Commanders? What in the Entire F%#*?

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

What is the yt version of “You got me f*%ked up!”

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

So TikTok might live to fight another day. My instagram peeps, I know you hate TikTok and the people on it. I just want you to know that the feeling is mutual 🖕🏾

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Bragging about taking an “Everything Shower” implies that most of the time you’re just getting like 60% of your body. Some of y’all nasty frfr #welistenandwejudge

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

It looks like The Biden Administration might be keeping TikTok around for a little while longer. Now I gotta go back to being pleasant on there. Damn it. #tiktokban

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

So, I guess we’re all going to REDnote now. Let’s piss some government officials off! #china

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I think the Cowboys need to take a break from football? Take a season off and focus on yourselves, kings. #dallascowboys

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Carter Anderson @cartercomedy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Alright, I’m on Blue Sky now. So, what’s up? Y’all nice over here? That’s crazy

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