Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 16/04/2025The real problem is that I've inadvertently become the person that's good at Notion, organized a whole Notion system for our department, and thus have an almost promotion, and yet I can't string together a formula correctly so EVERYONE WAS WRONG ABOUT ME. 040
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I suffer from a surplus of self confidence, but this elusive Notion formula is making me doubt everything I ever thought I knew. What if I *can't* do it? 000
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Getting out of the business of working on cruise ships just before covid and MAGA is the ninth best thing I've ever done. 020
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Oh God did I make it clear enough on my dating profile I would rather saw my body in half with a butter knife than date a conservative 030
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I'm reaching out to my f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ fellow dissidents more frequently these days because everyone needs a little check in every now and again. 020
Reposted by Carrie DellDavid Axe @davidaxe.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Charlie Chaplin Made Adolf Hitler Cryopen.substack.comCharlie Chaplin Made Adolf Hitler CrySilent film star braved disapproving execs to parody the Nazi leader 0132
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 24/01/2025In an absurdly overdramatic twist of fate, I had a hysterectomy a few days ago. A lil inaugural present to myself. 010
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Oh, to be one of those dingbats blithely unbothered by politics 020
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 27/11/2024If you need me later, I'm going to be slowly going mad sorting through the six bags of cranberries I deemed necessary for this year's cranberry cheesecake. 040
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 26/11/2024A bit annoyed that I'm 44 and haven't pulled it together enough to buy tap shoes and learn a time step. 030
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Why does he capitalize so many words unnecessarily? 020
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I am avoiding the news just now so I can live in the assumption that this worked and Josh Hawley has bird poop on him right now 030
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Been listening to far too many election postmortems and am now on the hunt for the lowest possible stakes podcast out there. Any suggestions? 120
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Or maybe it was Wednesday, time is meaningless now. 020
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Scaramucci's explanation of why the vote went the way it did on The Rest is Politics last Thursday is excellent and empathetic, and though I will never understand, it helped. 151
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024The Foundry is a nice little walk around, and Ices Plain & Fancy will change your life. 130
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024I have stage managed a hybrid singing/figure skating show called stars, stripes, and skates (twice). I humbly submit my resume for Democracy! Live, a Bluesky Production. 030
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Growing up, my Dad was amused that we were all scared of that big clanking furnace in the basement, so he painted a giant monster face on it. God, I miss him. 1142
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024I "exported my Twitter file" but it was pretty much a blank PDF which . . . I didn't have THAT many followers but I'm not an ageless blank void. I had at LEAST one post that cracked 10 likes so I'll not be having any of your nonsense, Musk. 150
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Feels like the only good billionaires are women because they are just Brewster's Millionszing while the men are less attractive Scrooge McDuffs. 020
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024The Reeferendum. Woke and Toke. Hash it Out. Bring politicians on and they can smoke or not. Here for it. 010
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024I'm leaning into the French resistance red lip and it seems my dog is onboard. 020
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Should I be stocking up on beans and root veggies? Has this election turned me into a prepper? 020
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024My posting may be chaotic today but my pantry cabinet is here to reassure me I have no part of my life together and haven't for some time 000
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024My, this site does have a "the drunk, rude, uninvited guests were just yeeted out the door" vibe doesn't it? 040
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024My aunt Sr. Sally Furay, RSCJ, Stanford phD, lawyer, feminist, provost of USD, president of the board of the Old Globe theatre and giver of handcrafted (not by her) Christmas gifts, in 1975: “If we ask women not to have abortions, what are we doing about their problem; how are we helping them?” 020
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Sure, I would like to project a "your body, my fist" aura, but so much as seeing a picture of Kamala or Tim makes me tear up so not quite there yet 120
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024This is the genius behind the directory! bsky.app/profile/muba...bsky.app 0234
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Garden Seedlip is the best thing to ever happen to me and I'm already head over heels for Bluesky, for without it I wouldn't have known the Congresswoman appreciates it too. THIS is what twitter used to be. 000
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Here's a Chrome extension* that will change pics of TFG to kittens. I think you'll find it crucial for the next 4-16 years. *I don't see how this could be spyware or malicious but I just found out you can send messages here so my Internet savvy is suspect chromewebstore.google.com/detail/make-...chromewebstore.google.comMake America Kittens Again - Chrome Web StoreReplaces images of Donald Trump with kittens. Again. 130
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024You're the guy that did this? You are a hero, sir. 000
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Oh.media.tenor.coma picture of a woman with the words stop acting like a disgruntled pelicanALT: a picture of a woman with the words stop acting like a disgruntled pelican 010
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024You can send MESSAGES here? It's like moving to a new house and finding an extra closet you didn't catch on the walk through. 030
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024The Book House in Maplewood, MO. They have cats! www.bookhousestl.combookhousestl.com 010
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024This whole meeting I've really been focused only on weed/politics puns, apologies to my boss 000
Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Can't believe there's about a 64% chance I'll never see his name on another ballot. 000