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Carrie Dell

@carriedell.bsky.social
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Lady of a certain rage. Three pets. Theatre to cruise ships to events pipeline. I bake, I read, I drink tea, and I vote blue. Red Lipstick for the resistance and that red lipped classic thing

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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The real problem is that I've inadvertently become the person that's good at Notion, organized a whole Notion system for our department, and thus have an almost promotion, and yet I can't string together a formula correctly so EVERYONE WAS WRONG ABOUT ME.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Join host Paul McGann is all I needed to hear.
Screenshot of podcast Titanic:Ship of Dreams
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I suffer from a surplus of self confidence, but this elusive Notion formula is making me doubt everything I ever thought I knew. What if I *can't* do it?
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Getting out of the business of working on cruise ships just before covid and MAGA is the ninth best thing I've ever done.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Oh God did I make it clear enough on my dating profile I would rather saw my body in half with a butter knife than date a conservative
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I'm reaching out to my f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ fellow dissidents more frequently these days because everyone needs a little check in every now and again.
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David Axe @davidaxe.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Charlie Chaplin Made Adolf Hitler Cry
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Charlie Chaplin Made Adolf Hitler Cry
Silent film star braved disapproving execs to parody the Nazi leader
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
In an absurdly overdramatic twist of fate, I had a hysterectomy a few days ago. A lil inaugural present to myself.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Oh, to be one of those dingbats blithely unbothered by politics
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Now how do we get Andrew Garfield as a Jedi?
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you need me later, I'm going to be slowly going mad sorting through the six bags of cranberries I deemed necessary for this year's cranberry cheesecake.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A bit annoyed that I'm 44 and haven't pulled it together enough to buy tap shoes and learn a time step.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Why does he capitalize so many words unnecessarily?
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Been listening to far too many election postmortems and am now on the hunt for the lowest possible stakes podcast out there. Any suggestions?
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I hope a bird poops on Josh Hawley today
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Scaramucci's explanation of why the vote went the way it did on The Rest is Politics last Thursday is excellent and empathetic, and though I will never understand, it helped.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Growing up, my Dad was amused that we were all scared of that big clanking furnace in the basement, so he painted a giant monster face on it. God, I miss him.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Many bothans died to bring us this pee tape
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I "exported my Twitter file" but it was pretty much a blank PDF which . . . I didn't have THAT many followers but I'm not an ageless blank void. I had at LEAST one post that cracked 10 likes so I'll not be having any of your nonsense, Musk.
A picture of a PDF with the words "your twitter data", Your profile (nothing), your age (nothing) the rest is blank
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Feels like the only good billionaires are women because they are just Brewster's Millionszing while the men are less attractive Scrooge McDuffs.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I mean, the quality here is just outstanding.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I'm leaning into the French resistance red lip and it seems my dog is onboard.
Small, handsomest dog with a bow tie and one ear perked mournfully looks at camera with a muzzle full of red lipstick
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
1 week down, 208 to go.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Should I be stocking up on beans and root veggies? Has this election turned me into a prepper?
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
amen
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
My posting may be chaotic today but my pantry cabinet is here to reassure me I have no part of my life together and haven't for some time
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
My, this site does have a "the drunk, rude, uninvited guests were just yeeted out the door" vibe doesn't it?
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
My aunt Sr. Sally Furay, RSCJ, Stanford phD, lawyer, feminist, provost of USD, president of the board of the Old Globe theatre and giver of handcrafted (not by her) Christmas gifts, in 1975: “If we ask women not to have abortions, what are we doing about their problem; how are we helping them?”
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Sure, I would like to project a "your body, my fist" aura, but so much as seeing a picture of Kamala or Tim makes me tear up so not quite there yet
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I doff my cap to you, sir.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Here's a Chrome extension* that will change pics of TFG to kittens. I think you'll find it crucial for the next 4-16 years. *I don't see how this could be spyware or malicious but I just found out you can send messages here so my Internet savvy is suspect chromewebstore.google.com/detail/make-...
chromewebstore.google.com
Make America Kittens Again - Chrome Web Store
Replaces images of Donald Trump with kittens. Again.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Can't believe there's about a 64% chance I'll never see his name on another ballot.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I suppose there will come a day when I do not read bsky as bakery but today is not that daynish.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
First Day of Anything Soundtrack: youtu.be/RV-6qbUHVww?...
youtu.be
I Have Confidence from The Sound of Music
YouTube video by Rodgers & Hammerstein
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I'm new here so I feel the need to post a lot right now about various topics so you all can see what you're in for. So instead of that I'll give you a linear word cloud of my usual topics: dog, sandwiches, cats, tea, books, indoorsmanship, Harris/Walz, whitmer, doctor who, Taylor, kidlit, soup.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I just batch followed so many people. I don't even know what I've done. *looks around nervously for misogyny/racism/someone that would steal my childless cat ladies for Kamala yard sign*. We good?
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Starting to think St. Louis ➡️ New York City ➡️ Chicago ➡️ St. Louis as a life trajectory may have been a miscalculation.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
People say cancel culture and all I hear is capitalism.
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I don't even think The Doctor could step in here because it's giving very Fixed Point in Time
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Ooh ooh for our liberal Joe Rogan pod can we get Seth Rogen smoking pot with politicians, talkin' policy, and mercilessly mocking maga? We could call it wake & bake or woke & toke or hash it out or reeferendum or the Seth Rogen experience
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I'm going to do a sort of cross post hopscotch between Threads and Bluesky and see which one fills the vast void of insecurity better
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Carrie Dell @carriedell.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I'm wading in!
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