Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I thought a lot about what I would would say about the lies spread about me before I left but since a picture is worth a thousand words I'll just leave it at a picture, left in perpetuity so you know it's fuck all of you forever. 040 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Cuddling and eating breakfast in bed together completely nude! 😍😍😍 050 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The whole "oh it's horrible it's so bad it's unwatchable" thing is ridiculous. It's really not that bad of a movie. It's off the wall and absurd but you have to accept it for what it is, not compare it to the game 010 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Bet! Not holding back!media.tenor.coma snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on itALT: a snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on it 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Pray for @rahbie.bsky.social this weekend. I'm gonna have him all alone in a hotel, completely uninhibited. Nobody between us to save him. There's no guarantee he can handle this, I'm riding him harder than a 1987 Honda Civic with 250,000 miles on it! 020 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Exactly! People with reading comprehension beyond 2nd grade understand this point I'm making. But if your IQ is smaller than your shoe size I guess you don't 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Your first sentence shows why you aren't to be taken seriously. I did criticize it even in my post so no, I did not dismiss all criticism as exaggeration. This is a childish and emotional response to my post that struck a nerve because clearly it's true for you. 100 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Exaggerating about Return to Silent Hill doesn't make anyone cool. The movie had some head scratching story changes but it was fun to watch. I feel like it was worth the cost of the ticket and all of the negative comments are extreme exaggerations just to fit in. 2211 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I feel sorry for anyone who ever thought it was. It must be hard being that gullible 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026This weekend I'm going to completely disconnect from the news, current events, and world affairs. I'm spending the weekend away at the Borgata with a handsome man, I'm gonna get drunk, eat quality food, gamble, and forget the world exists until I'm back to reality on Monday. 001 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026What a wonderful morning to wake up and remember the Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl! 010 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Yeah their math was not mathing tonight. That, the timeout instead of trying to challenge, burning all their timeouts in the second half that quickly. Weird strategy for sure but I'll take it! 110 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I thought for SURE that was going to be what sunk us! 110 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026#Seahawks GOING TO THE SUPER BOOOOOWWWWLLLLL!!!!media.tenor.coma little girl wearing sunglasses is dancing with the words seahawks oh yeah in the cornerALT: a little girl wearing sunglasses is dancing with the words seahawks oh yeah in the corner 140 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026One timeout and the 2 minute warning to go KEEP. THAT. CLOCK. MOVING. #Seahawks 030 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026At no point did I expect the #Seahawks defense to be the ones melting down this way. I cannot believe the nonsense I'm witnessing right now 050 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026TAUNTING?! What a time for a stupid penalty like that. You had your foot on their throat 110 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026TD before the half got me feeling good! Let's double up on these clowns! WE'RE SOOOOOO CLOSEmedia.tenor.coma snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on itALT: a snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on it 010 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 25/01/2026You never quite know what Erin is going to post about next. Video games? Sports? Music? Current events? Sweet things about the hubby? Politics? No. It's this 😭 010 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Don't worry. This is an exchange that happens at least once a day with her anyway. It was inevitable 010 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 24/01/2026You're MINE for 2 whole days. Like a lioness stalking her prey. I'm gonna eat you alivemedia.tenor.coma lioness is walking across a dry grass field with a netflix logo in the backgroundALT: a lioness is walking across a dry grass field with a netflix logo in the background 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 24/01/2026You heard correctly. She is GAY gay. I've only ever heard her ever say one man is attractive. And that's her husband. 020 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Guffaw!!!! Just wait until I get you alone. You're history BUDDY 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 24/01/2026We are but come on. I'm not going to eat your ass and then say you're not gay 010 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 24/01/2026"the other one" is that any way to speak to the second love of your life? 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Don't gas her on a tank that's empty. She's the gayest person that ever lived 110 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 24/01/2026GIRL!!!! It's gay. It's all gay. We are gay. She's going to tell you as much when she gets older. 040 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 24/01/2026media.tenor.coma doge coin that says wow currency on itALT: a doge coin that says wow currency on it 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If I leave right now I can beat the storm. Do you have room for one more? I don't take up much space and I'm a great babysitter! 110 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 22/01/2026It's only extreme in America apparently! Everywhere else in the world our vision of far left is barely left 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 22/01/2026He's about to throat that long sword and get himself a promotion! 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 22/01/2026As much as I hate inflicting pain on you I am going to miss having an excuse to touch your butt every night 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Last night my two lovers and I hit the elusive simultaneous triple O. The pinnacle of human experience right there, holy hell 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Me: "play disciplined" The Rams: "let's run out of bounds to save them a timeout then short the punt" ???????? 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 19/01/2026And just as I say that they allow a 27 yard scramble. Undisciplined 000 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The Bears can't actually beat anyone. The Rams have to beat themselves for Chicago to advance. All they have to do is play disciplined for these final 9 minutes and they'll be just fine. 100 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I know the Bears are the easier game because they're the most fraudulent team in sports history but I actually want to see the Rams in the NFC championship. It would be satisfying to crush both NFC West rivals on the way to the bowl 020 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 18/01/2026When ìt was 17-3 and the 49ers were driving I was starting to get nervous they might score a TD and take momentum but no. They just continued to get clobbered. Let's do the same to the next! 120 0
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Happy birthday to my sweet, wonderful, incredibly sexy, thick, delicious girlfriend @emperorel.bsky.social ! 020 0
