Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I thought a lot about what I would would say about the lies spread about me before I left but since a picture is worth a thousand words I'll just leave it at a picture, left in perpetuity so you know it's fuck all of you forever. 040
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Cuddling and eating breakfast in bed together completely nude! 😍😍😍 050
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Pray for @rahbie.bsky.social this weekend. I'm gonna have him all alone in a hotel, completely uninhibited. Nobody between us to save him. There's no guarantee he can handle this, I'm riding him harder than a 1987 Honda Civic with 250,000 miles on it! 020
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Exaggerating about Return to Silent Hill doesn't make anyone cool. The movie had some head scratching story changes but it was fun to watch. I feel like it was worth the cost of the ticket and all of the negative comments are extreme exaggerations just to fit in. 2211
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 31/01/2026This weekend I'm going to completely disconnect from the news, current events, and world affairs. I'm spending the weekend away at the Borgata with a handsome man, I'm gonna get drunk, eat quality food, gamble, and forget the world exists until I'm back to reality on Monday. 001
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026What a wonderful morning to wake up and remember the Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl! 010
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026#Seahawks GOING TO THE SUPER BOOOOOWWWWLLLLL!!!!media.tenor.coma little girl wearing sunglasses is dancing with the words seahawks oh yeah in the cornerALT: a little girl wearing sunglasses is dancing with the words seahawks oh yeah in the corner 140
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026One timeout and the 2 minute warning to go KEEP. THAT. CLOCK. MOVING. #Seahawks 030
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026At no point did I expect the #Seahawks defense to be the ones melting down this way. I cannot believe the nonsense I'm witnessing right now 050
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026TAUNTING?! What a time for a stupid penalty like that. You had your foot on their throat 110
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/01/2026TD before the half got me feeling good! Let's double up on these clowns! WE'RE SOOOOOO CLOSEmedia.tenor.coma snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on itALT: a snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on it 010
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Last night my two lovers and I hit the elusive simultaneous triple O. The pinnacle of human experience right there, holy hell 000
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Me: "play disciplined" The Rams: "let's run out of bounds to save them a timeout then short the punt" ???????? 000
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The Bears can't actually beat anyone. The Rams have to beat themselves for Chicago to advance. All they have to do is play disciplined for these final 9 minutes and they'll be just fine. 100
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I know the Bears are the easier game because they're the most fraudulent team in sports history but I actually want to see the Rams in the NFC championship. It would be satisfying to crush both NFC West rivals on the way to the bowl 020
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Happy birthday to my sweet, wonderful, incredibly sexy, thick, delicious girlfriend @emperorel.bsky.social ! 020
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 18/01/2026NFC CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND BABYmedia.tenor.coma football player in a green jersey is holding up a letter w while standing on a field .ALT: a football player in a green jersey is holding up a letter w while standing on a field . 130
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The Seahawks better not blow this game and become the Packers of the Pacific Northwest 020
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 15/01/2026If I was a dude I'd just be sitting around playing with my balls all day. There's something so satisfying about playing with a nutsack, idk how guys resist the urge to always have their hand in their pants 010
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I tried a little of Dark Souls and wasn't feeling it. But you know what would have really made it great? An easy mode and a pause button 010
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 12/01/2026www.theguardian.com/technology/2... Wow omg no waytheguardian.com‘Dangerous and alarming’: Google removes some of its AI summaries after users’ health put at riskGuardian investigation finds AI Overviews provided inaccurate and false information when queried over blood tests 040
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Satan is dicking Charlie Kirk's neckussy in hell every day 010
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Is there some kind of link between men working out and increased horniness? Whenever our man is going to the gym consistently I swear he becomes insatiable and I LOVE it! 120
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I never thought I'd be in a polyamorous relationship in my life but I love @emperorel.bsky.social so much I didn't hesitate to join her marriage when she asked. I don't regret it either, I truly believe we were meant to be together even if it's not just monogamous. @rahbie.bsky.social is ok too ig. 010
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 15/12/2025You guys on the East Coast are built different. The temperature is so low out here Donald Trump wants to fuck it. I can't handle this! 390
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Reflecting back on the year I think Silent Hill F was easily the best game I played, but Metal Gear Solid Delta was my favorite. It was so fun! 0173
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Considering it's the 4th this isn't exactly helpful. 470
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I'm just going to go ahead and confess. I understand that people love Expedition 33, but I don't understand *why* people love it. The only thing I liked was the music. As a game I thought it was butt from top to bottom and I was really surprised to come on social media and see the hype 010
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Me when FedEx loses the Christmas gift I ordered for my boyfriend TWICEmedia.tenor.coma blue cartoon pigeon with a surprised look on his faceALT: a blue cartoon pigeon with a surprised look on his face 030
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Kindness is always an option that's on the table no matter what anyone else is doing. Please take it 040
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 29/11/2025@emperorel.bsky.social is known to throw out some wild conspiracy theories but her theory on why packages get lost/delayed is my favorite one 120
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I know I say a lot of raunchy stuff but the truth is I'm really a sappy romantic. I like being close, body on body, making my partners happy and feel good. Giving pleasure is just how I show my love and y'know what? There's nothing wrong with that 030
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 28/11/2025A discerning lady like myself only accepts the most 060
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Shout out to @rahbie.bsky.social for handling impromptu dinner tonight! Lasagna was super yummy! And also for having a fat cock 010
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I'm also thankful for @rahbie.bsky.social's impeccable cock. Wonderful length to girth ratio 140
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Since it's Thanksgiving I just want to say I'm thankful for @emperorel.bsky.social for welcoming me into her home, for being so king to me and for always being an incredible friend and now girlfriend. For helping me at my lowest point and for just being an overall gem of a human. 040
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I could use some new game suggestions. Help me out! 220
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I didn't know the Game Awards was such a contentious topic! Just like what you like, doesn't matter if it wins awards or not! 140
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 12/11/2025What are you guys up to? Me? I'm going to be en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumming...en.wikipedia.orgCummingtonite - Wikipedia 040
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 01/11/2025This is the only social media platform that's bearable anymore. TikTok is all zio-crap and women convincing themselves that they're entitled to financial compensation for existing, Facebook is full of incels, femcels and stupid boomers, Twitter is Nazi hell and insta is OF is a massive porn ad 160
Carooooo @caroocaroline.bsky.social · 26/10/2025You ever get dicked so good you were still thinking about it a whole day later? Rent free in my head 010
