John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 07/06/2025SpongeBob SquarePants is america’s greatest export 020
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 17/05/2025The Michael Bay Transformer movies feel like Xbox 360 games 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Ethan Klein does not care about antisemitism. He only cares about petty grievances and perceived slights. 030
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Guy named Randy when introducing himself to a baby: I’m Randy, baby. 010
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John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Deeply closeted Tom Cruise: I’m going to make another Mission Impossible movie 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Ethan Klein may be the most embarrassing man alive. 050
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Masturbation is a slight against god. Only a priest should be doing that to you. 010
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Is there a way for me to block everybody on letterboxd who has logged a black mirror episode as if it's a movie? Go to IMDb, you obnoxious cunt. 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 21/04/2025They should’ve used this picture instead 010
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Imagine being the guy with the smallest load at the bukkake. I think I’d kill myself. 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 15/04/2025What if it was called 500 pounds of summer and instead of liking the smiths she likes baked goods and pastries and such 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Ghostbusters sequel where New York is overrun by ghosts after September 11th 010
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Ringo is going to kill himself after his biopic makes the least amount of money 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 04/04/2025They should cast Scarlett Johansson as Yoko Ono in the Beatles movies 010
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John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 04/04/2025This photo was taken moments before he transformed into the Incredible Hulk and accidentally killed a family of 5. 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Guy who had gay sex on April 1st because he thought it didn’t count 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Top 5 whites 1. Scott the Woz 2. Parker Posey 3. The virgin loser from the violent femmes 4. Andre 3000 010
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Are the Beatles talking about group masturbation in come together? 120
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Self care is jacking off and then attempting suicide 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 01/04/2025They should shoot and kill Harris Dickinson as a promotional stunt before the movie 020
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 31/03/2025What if instead of Lana Del Rey it was Leno Del Jay 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Tom Spanks and he just beats his cock all day instead of pretending to be a mentally disabled man 120
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 26/03/2025If you have identical twins you should only circumcise one of them so you’re able to tell which one is which. 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 19/03/2025The movie is called Poetic Justice because her name is Justice and she’s poetic 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 19/03/2025What size shoe do you suppose big foot is rocking? Does he need to get them custom made? 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 19/03/2025When are they going to make a Letterboxd type app where I can log social events and gatherings and such 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I’m actually enjoying american football, I think this is a bad sign 010
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Need a phallus in my mouth. Not to suck it or anything. Just need to put something gun like in there. 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Need a gun in my mouth. Not to kill myself or anything. Just need to put something phallic in there. 010
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Call me Link because I’ve got my face on her labia majora like it’s my mask 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 12/03/2025If I was in star wars and didn't have the force I'd just kill myself 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I want to rub Northernlion’s beautiful bald head 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I’m Still Here but it’s about Casey Affleck retiring from acting to be a professional rapist 010
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I find a great deal of enjoyment from telling people things cause cancer when they do not 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 02/03/2025If you like Guns N Roses, you should be publicly executed 010
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Porn isn’t addictive, it’s the jacking off 000
John Assavetes @carolinepenischek.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Is it more disrespectful to jerk off to somebody who is now dead or to not jerk off to somebody because they are now dead? 000
