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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 6h

If Megyn Kelly is your enemy, you’re doing something right in life.

Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 18h

The meanest thing happened to me this morning. I was chosen by the cat distribution system, but I’m super allergic to cats. I was at the pool doing my PT and this cutie patootie walked by meowing. Then it came right to me for pets. Then it tried to follow me out. I’m heartbroken. I want a kitty.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometimes a roughing the passer penalty is just worth it. 🤣

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thursday night football: Steelers v Browns. I’ll be rooting for Mother Nature.

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David Frank DeLuca @davidfrankdeluca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I called Sen. Eric Schmitt's office and asked the staffer who answered if the senator was a war hawk or a chicken hawk, or both. I told her I would hold until she got an answer from the senator. I encourage you to do it too. Here's his number in Washington DC: (202) 224-5721.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Woke up at 4:30AM and thought I can go back to sleep and then my brain sent me a whacked out dream, so I got out of bed at 4:50. Twenty minutes of pure insanity. What is happening in there?

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was really hoping the Eagles would beat the Bears.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Turns out when you’re having a high pain day it’s not a great idea to miss taking your pain pills by an hour. Good news is I was distracted by writing.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank you, Mike Krukow. For everything. 🖤🧡🖤🧡

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One thing that drives me insane about baseball is how umps make terrible calls and the coach gets ejected for getting angry.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This shit just ran during the Bills/Chargers game.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love watching sports. But I’m going to have to start watching on mute because the talking heads incense me.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tom Brady complaining that the defense can’t hit a quarterback anymore is Grade A 2026 hypocrisy. Because Tom loved getting hit. Never whined at all. *insert eye roll here*

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love seeing a backup player come in and seize their moment.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m watching the Oregon game. Despicable behavior by USC. Not just the targeting hit, but the laughing and high-fiving on the sidelines. Absolutely classless.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Any tips for how to stop an eye twitch?

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I see we’ve reached the “blame the broadcasters,” stage of the controversy.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love horror movies and I don’t get scared easily. But I finally watched Sinister, and damn that was terrifying.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

CARTOON OF THE DAY…

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The best birthday present imaginable. #DollyDay 💖

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dear Packers, Fire everyone. Sincerely, A shareholder

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I described my sleep to husband as minions on parade. For the first two hours one half of my brain was composing my dream, like I was writing it, while the other half was living it. A girl just wants to sleep. 😂

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Really sorry I flipped over to the commanders’ game just in time to see the slow motion replay of the injury. 🤢

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Packers v Jets is a flag football game. Penalties galore.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I can be schooled in many areas. Film & TV quotes are not one of them.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Every time I see the Giants’ lineup I hear the line from Major League: Who’re these fucking guys.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Movie night: Crawl I cannot wait for the sequel.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

THIS 👇 HERE.......

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just drove by Chevron. Diesel is $9.09.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A mystery that will haunt me forever; I just found a thyroid pill in my bra drawer.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I see Ed Sheeran is having the day he deserves.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

JFC. These refs. Just call the game for Minnesota already.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m going to need everyone on Bluesky, the official app of sports, to properly hydrate on this, this first NFL Sunday. Gotta stay healthy if we’re gonna post our best today.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Shape Island on AppleTv is my new favorite show.

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 10/09/2026

Votesafe dot org is an Elon Musk–run data vacuum, and under no circumstances should you click on it.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Protect trans kids.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Good morning good people. And hello to the rest of you.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I went for a pedicure today and ended up with a severely bruised toenail. Not fun.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Pretty sure I’m out of the will now.

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Mags Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 01/09/2026

could for real use some clients :)

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I’m walking around my house with electrodes on my back. How’s your Monday going?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/08/2026

"Look at the last 3 GOP presidents. One oversaw a double-dip recession with a savings & loans scandal that looted the Treasury. That was Bush I. Another oversaw near meltdown of the whole capitalist system. That was Bush II. Then the next presided over a pandemic-driven collapse. That was Trump I."

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Are voters finally realizing GOP presidents are disasters?

Michael Tomasky makes the case that they are.

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Caroline T Patti @carolineinmidlife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Wow the Giants are awful. The season they deserve.

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