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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

They could post a photo of a different man every single time they talk about Justin Herbert and I would never ever know

Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Started a book by an author I trust and enjoy but it’s veered into a trope I don’t know I’ll be able to stomach at its apex, can someone call my mom to pick me up

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Do the Brewers think they are the Bananas with these yellow unis??? It’s the only explanation bc what do you mean the catcher banked an out at home AND third in the same play?!

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

With players like Polanco thriving in post season play, the Twins really need to ask themselves why high potential players perform better once they’ve left the org and put good faith investment in fixing it

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Meeting the people where they are, and not the despots. Thats how we all do better.

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

That Phillies Dodgers game ended like act one of a @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social novel but the Mariners’ Etsy witch remains in the postseason so at least there’s that

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I want to live the life of the woman in Practical Magic who has no broom, just full faith in her dust buster

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

I just finished We Used To Live Here and what the fuck (complimentary…I think?)

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

A fun thing I have learned recently is that slightly too few allergy meds means my face may as well be packed with wet insulation but slightly too many means my limbs would like to do the Charleston all night and I won’t sleep for two days

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

It’s my husband’s favorite day of the year: the one day I’m totally fine tossing stuff instead of accumulating like a lil vole preparing for winter

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Made my husband watch a 20 minute you tube about the ways our region’s highways are unique and you know we’re different bc he left it thinking it was time he never would get back and I left it with additional questions to research

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Appears this account is being run by a bengals fan

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I want to hear where everyone stands on the major scandal at the rock skipping championships

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

It’s a real shitshow of a timeline when you’re not sure if the flags are still half staff because of the kids in town shot in a church, the fascist propagandist who was murdered in a crowd, or someone forgot to bring it up when down as tribute for the massive terror attack anniversary.

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Anyone who tells you Catholics aren’t for immigration reform and immigration safety are not actually Catholic even if they say they are Catholic. This is a core tenet.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Listen at the end of the day I trust KOC to have a recalibration plan significantly more than I trust the Bears to sustain a good first week so let’s all just consider this one preseason+

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Am I the only one who pronounces it “kah-tah-bah-SEEEEES” because of that one talk RF Kuang did? It’s conversationally useless but it makes me happy every time.

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I was walking around this afternoon with such a massive headache and after like an hour and more Tylenol than I would ever admit to a medical professional I realized I haven’t had more than 8oz of water in days

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I don’t know when Flavor Flav became one of our most consistent statesmen but between funding and promoting women’s sports teams and standing for kids safety with considered talking points…….. it’s definitely our reality

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

By day: a lot of people are surprised to learn I’m actually old By night: mom core in that I look and act like your mom from the 90s has changed no habits in the ensuing 30 years

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Since none of us want to vote for Gavin anyway, can we let him do this now so he creates cover for people we might want to vote for to come up and build infrastructure to win?

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Was in a public restroom today and a trio of young teens came in and couldn’t stop giggling and I can confirm two things: 1. It is still a delight to see teens having silly lil fun together 2. The certainty they are laughing AT YOU remains well into adulthood

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

“Welcome to the bad bitch academy” I sing while tying my hair bow, straightening my jumper, knowing I will cry if I even think some could possibly be mad at me

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Stuck at a light checking out the bumper stickers on the car in front of me and I now know this man believes in religious freedom as a core right so much he also believes his religious beliefs should guide lawmaking

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I am perfectly happy knowing only two things about Alan Dershowitz: 1. He represented Epstein without qualm 2. He’s very upset everyone on Martha’s Vineyard hates him but not upset enough to stop going, and wants to ensure we all know this

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Are the Twins trying to see if they can win with basically just Buxton and Joe Ryan or did they decide they can pay both of them less if they lose nonstop bc they sold everyone else off #tradedeadline

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Saw a cyber truck today painted taxi cab yellow

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Spent all of June diligently catching up to pace for this year’s reading goal and July has been a bucket of “reading? in this weather/economy/dystopia?”

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Hi sorry but what’s a “privately owned fighter jet”

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Is it just me or would Epstein be a side story if these morons didn’t make such a big deal about saying it’s not a story at all

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Was there another assassination attempt I just totally missed or are we suddenly talking about that sketchy thing last year again so people stop asking how many little girls he enjoyed

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Sometimes I think about how mean everyone was to Ben Wyatt about the whole Ice Town debacle but like … they all voted him in and then worked in his administration, it’s this kind of blame shifting that’s what’s wrong with American politics, in this essay I will

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I finally read Dorian Gray for the first time after just knowing it in the zeitgeist and when I tell you I read so much smut and this is the gayest book I’ve ever read……….

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

It feels really unfair for periods to still be a thing in this economy, under this government, but especially during a heat wave

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

What level of enthusiasm for Canada Day do I need to express for that gorgeous, expansive nation to annex our lil selves here in Minnesota???

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

really does feel like if we can cyberbully the House into passing changes on the shit they openly hate and get it kicked back upstairs again there’s a chance it might not survive the Senate a second time if you live in a GOP state it’s time to ruin a House rep’s life

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Idk why it delights me so much but waiting for my kid at the men’s hair salon and a dude came in wearing a Caitlin Clark shirt. No one likes women’s sports, my ass

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Can anyone explain to me why Spotify has put Sugar Ray on my Discover Weekly like I did not come of age in the late 90s

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I know everything is falling apart but some just walked their dog past my house, in a neighborhood of yards, at 12:15 am and I do not know what to make of it

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Pride rec for my nerdy queers and allies: Why Fish Don’t Exist by Lulu Miller A full book focused on systematically deconstructing a man and his obsession while slowly building the author’s own sense of self love and acceptance. Also provides several excellent dinner party tidbits!

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I did not come of age in the time of Facebook posts about how someone also shopping in a Walmart was actually trying to traffic you and/or your child to allow this nonsense. Your preemptive insanities worked against you this time, racists.

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Absolutely stumped by a crossword clue: listless mayonnaise It actually says “listless malaise”

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Had to give my kid my DOB for some form today and when I said the year was 83 he asked, “19?” and then when I confirmed he goes “whew” as though a mom-from-the-future scenario was more than he could manage today

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Fine I’ll bite and watch Love Island or is it too late this season

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Why are we not all talking about Overcompensating, specifically about two things: No one sucks more than whomever we were at 18 -and- Miles is the worst and we all know Miles

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Just had to get up and walk a lap bc my escapism book with a guaranteed HEA absolutely hit the main conflict I PREDICTED and I can’t handle it

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12/06/2025

I want to talk about how the media is going to be responsible for increasing levels of violence. Here's the thing: the protests have been peaceful.

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

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Caroline @carolanxious.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Unfortunately I can report I’m very much going to watch this new show where they put C list celebrities in places and make them guess where they are

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