iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

no more rectangle

four panel comic of a person laying on a bed playing switch. in panel 1, the cat is peeking over the bed. in panel 2, the cat squeezes under the switch. in panel 3, she sticks her head out and says "no more rectangle." in panel 4, she says "only rosemary"

Lance, the Bisexual Valor Thief @carmeinreed.bsky.social · 11h

Like all good heroes do: getting her ticking time bomb ass away from civilians and hopefully blowing up in Emet-Selch's stupid sexy face. Emotions? What are those? They don't matter anymore. Instead the emotions blew up in Urianger's stupid sexy face. He had it coming.

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"

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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 20h

Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"

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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

alcremie pokemon fusion adopts! toyhou.se/42026649.alc...

two designs, an eevee and a vulpix, each with a sofr pink base and tails and fluff that look like white icing, and speinkles

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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

a joyful little shaymin x jolteon fusion adopt! toyhou.se/42038936.jol...

a jolteon with shaymin features. it has a creamy white body with shaggy green back and ears. its eyes are pink and yellow, and it has a big pink flower on its head

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Family dining al fresco. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo of a shorthaired, white and tabby cat lying in a field looking brightly towards the camera. She has two kittens appearing to nurse on her and a third kitten that looks very much like her that is also looking towards the camera.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Accurate as fuck.

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—

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Mano Lon @manolon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People are always talking about Gen 1 Pikachu but nobody remembers the real champ 😔 #pokemon #meowth

Digital colored doodle recreating Meowth's sprite from Pokémon Green next to the actual sprite (for comparison).

#pokémon #fanart

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Mix @mixnmatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It was the best of days It was the worst of days Happy October 3rd

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Lance, the Bisexual Valor Thief @carmeinreed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me: Hey next time you play Baccarat show me your ways! Coworker: Can you get to [Redacted Casino]? I'm going again after work today. Me: 👁️👄👁️

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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

bringing her back

The Legolas and gimli “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf” scene from the two towers except the quote has been altered to read “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Catholics/what about side by side with a Pope Against AI!/Aye, I could do that”

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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 03/10/2026

FA is being pressured to remove adult content but they're holding the line. It's so important sites like this survive, please check out their post and help if you can

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Arslyn/lawoftsunami @lawoftsunami.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it was bad enough that i took this week off, and am probably gonna have to talk to HR about somehow continuing. I don't know if I have it in me righ tnow.

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Lance, the Bisexual Valor Thief @carmeinreed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

LRP: If I'm having an awful time, please give the Spheally meme

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Lady Aranea @ladyaranea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Capitalism seeks to alienate the worker from everything it possibly can, and now that's going to include actual popular culture. Individualized AI media is going to remove the actual purpose of culture, which is established common experiences and interpersonal communication.

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

panel on the left says "september 30th" and the image is a picture of spheal in pokemon xd gale of darkness
panel on the right says "october 1st" and shows a picture of a shadow spheal in xd gale of darkness and he is purple and has purple flames around him which is very scary

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Lance, the Bisexual Valor Thief @carmeinreed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Power Slap is for dudes that are too insecure in their heterosexuality for pro wrestling, and too grossed out by the blood on the floor for MMA (but too proud to admit it), and they just want to jump straight to betting on concussions.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.

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Moment @ PF keychains @mmomentliveart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After the banquet #ffxiv #ffxivart

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Bev @bevral2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Friend wanted a Spheal

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Kb-mon🔞 @kbmon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the tyrant is NOT ready for the gold saucer typing minigame

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Lance, the Bisexual Valor Thief @carmeinreed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@carmenfflv.bsky.social Maelorn, come get your boy, he pooped all over my car, the chonky bastard. He has some pretty friends, though #pigeons

A pigeon sits in a nook in the ceiling of a parking garage. He is chonky and is looking down on us without a care in the world

Two more pigeons, left is mostly white with dappled grey and a grey tail, right is mostly dark grey with white speckles. They are the Anogg and Konogg of pigeons

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sue @akujikisue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ギドサン

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a text conversation
person 1: picture of pokemon rumble spheal
person 2: automated message "I'm driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I'll see your message when I get where I'm going. (I'm not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply "urgent" to send a notification through with your original message.)
person 1: "urgent"

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Lance, the Bisexual Valor Thief @carmeinreed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Alarm system at work malfunctioned about an hour after I got here. Sent my anxiety through the roof and now I'm still working my way through the twitchy, brain melted hangover x.x 3 more hours to freedom....

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autumb @funybuny.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

low-res image of a tan bunny loafing in its form (a depression in the soil) with blurry white text reading "from the moon??" and "impact crater", with arrows indicating the bunny and form respectively

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a spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026

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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Station Master Mikan comes out to inspect the passengers.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864

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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 24/09/2026

The FFXV collaboration event, A Nocturne of Heroes, has begun! 🚗 sqex.to/M46s2 From now through October 13, participate in the event and obtain a four-seated car mount, the Regalia Type-G!

A screenshot from Final Fantasy 14 showing the Regalia Type-G mount. A Miqo'te sits in the driver's seat of an all-black convertible car with three open seats.

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

a picture of the pokemon spheal with its face on the floor and tears in its eyes with the text:
I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease
Symptoms:
Tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

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Full frontal Godzilla nudity @summonthedawn.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Reminder that all my homies hate Gavin Newsom

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Lance, the Bisexual Valor Thief @carmeinreed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Carmein keeps her own stuff clean in the field, but if she's in a more densely populated area she'll pass it on to the pros. If there's a run-in that makes a huge stain on something in a smaller village, she'll try to trade a favor of someone doing their family's laundry for some fauna management

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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

i understand the people who feel like they should split up their accounts for their fandoms like do what you feel comfortable with. but on this account you gotta deal with my revolving door of interests cuz im too lazy to do all that and im trying to brainwash you into liking it too

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cozy milly 🍂 GWF prep @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ twins' growth spurt ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️ like to charge ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ repost to cast ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨ ✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨🕯️✨

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Pichupal || Bera (🔞 - 7.56 Spoilers) @pichupal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

#7.56spoilers For scion lovers, I'd like to inform you all of them can actually be found in the wait until 8.0! Co-ordinates and map location in each image, and to minimize accidental spoiling, just where they are. They all have fun things to say though! Starting with the safest bet, Tataru.

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Lance, the Bisexual Valor Thief @carmeinreed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Carmein accidentally brings Aymeric alongside Estinien and Alphinaud and she's like "Hey guess it's time for that vacation we keep telling you to take." But he talks her into shuttling a few letters to Lucia and his House aides while they're under way.

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