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Carlton Cig

@carltoncig.bsky.social
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Hi! I'm your average middle-aged, horny, married gay guy living in Houston, Texas. Using this app to explore my more, exhibitionist side. Want to know more? Ask and find out.

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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hit a milestone today. I ordered a new bottle of lube. I have been working on a 32oz bottle of Swiss Navy water based for almost 10 years now, and it's finally all used up.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who do I know here that is going to be at Southern Decadence? I'll be at the Omni with the Decadent Ducks. Pic for attention.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I did not mean to do that. I was trying to save it for later and got...carried away.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This harness doesn't fit me. I'm hoping to get it adjusted so I can wear it. Do you think this style suits me?
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My face is doing crazy things, but this is an update on my body.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My outfit for an underwear party tonight. I'm feeling super insecure. But I'm gonna do it.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Happy #HumpDay. Bring on the humping.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A recent good time. Thought I'd save it for #FCF.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Happy #FCF. I needed this.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's quite simple, really. The Harry Potter franchise has forever been tainted by the hateful actions of its creator and we cannot in good conscience support it if we wish to be true allies to our trans family.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A twenty year old gym bros load might be good, but have you tried a forty year old pot bellied father whose wife hasn't touched him in two years? That cum is elite!
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Softie Saturday, dozing in post nut glow.... mmmm
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Lazy Sunday morning.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I was told I needed to post more dick pics. So, here is a recent one. #averagecockenergy #gay early #fcf
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Happy Monday everyone. Did yall do anything fun this last weekend?
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Got a bath robe today. Wheeee. This is not the type of picture I normally like to post of myself. Feeling super exposed.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I'm gonna call this #SuggestiveSaturday, even though it's Friday. Happy Friday!
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Happy FCF for those who celebrate. These pics weren't today. But I thought I'd share them anyway.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Love relaxing in the bath...
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Happy Hump/Bath Day!
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Happy Sunday. What are you all doing today?
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Who's pics caused this leakage? And why was there no one here to give it to?
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Another hump day has come upon us. Hope you celebrate!
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Happy Sunday. Yesterday was my birthday. I'm now 49 years old. The last year of my forties. It sucks getting older. Lol
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I bet it forgot to post this tomorrow. So happy hump day in advance.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This morning....I had to beat it into submission. Happy FCF.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Happy FCF.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A rare backside view of me. Happy Hump Day!
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I know it's Sunday, but let's call this late FCF.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Post a song from the year you turned 12. So, 1988? What better song is there? youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?...
youtu.be
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Video) (4K Remaster)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
A little FCF morning wood from California. I'm about an hour from Sacramento for the next few days.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A rare view of me. I rarely like how i look from behind. But, Happy Hump Day.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Happy tuesday! I took this picture a couple of weeks ago. Don't you just love hotel lighting sometimes?
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Hotel lighting - I love it. Happy Thursday, y'all!
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
A story in 3 parts. This was yesterday.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thanks Bluesky. Lol
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This is proof I do go to the gym.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hung out with a friend of mine yesterday at a place. Was fun. #iykyk
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I did a thing today. Just a little touch-up. It's kind of subtle.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Unpopular opinion: "I'm into size contrasts" is just another way for bears to say that they have bought into gay attraction stereotypes. It's fat phobia.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I bought a new sweater yesterday at GAP. Came home and my dog climbed on my lap, and his claw snagged it, and it's already ruined. I got to wear it for about an hour and a half.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Happy hump day, everyone. Here is my saggy skined ass! This is the real result of weight loss after forty. lol.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Have some hotel hump day! One with my glasses and one without.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You know what they say about hotel bathroom lighting...
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Instagram saw this first. But happy Hump Day!
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Just my regularly scheduled rant: Stop using the term "A nice dick" to mean a big dick. The end.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Happy hump day everyone.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
This morning was juicy.
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Carlton Cig @carltoncig.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Thanks, Instagram! You got me! I see dick on there all the time. I post a pic covered by an animated gif, and I can't send DMs for 3 days or go live for a year.
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