carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 18hCockatoos, who ever thought it was good idea to domesticate Cockatoos? www.tiktok.com/@max_thecock...tiktok.comMy cockatoo discovered Alexa at 3AM… HUGE mistake 💀TikTok video by max_thecockatoo 000
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 19hstatic.klipy.comJames Franco's Puzzled 'Wait What' ExpressionALT: James Franco's Puzzled 'Wait What' Expression 000
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 19hbut... but, Cosmo:static.klipy.comIt's traditionALT: It's tradition 130
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 19hwhy would he or anyone want to look like a mashup of Daddy Warbucks and Joe Rogan? 020
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 19hso Bezos claims it *could* allow people 3 day work weeks & single income families, So could he, right now at his very profitable company. But he doesn't, Which tells us that any advances in tech would likely mean he won't then either. CEO's & corporate managers make the decisions, not chatbots. 030
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026for this mornings moment of Hope and Resilience: www.kera.org/2026/10/07/c...kera.orgCivil rights icon Opal Lee celebrates 100th birthday by ‘Clearing the Way’ for new museum | KERAOpal Lee, the Grandmother of Juneteenth, turns 100 today, and her team has two marquee events scheduled for her centennial celebration. 000
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm afraid of getting my hopes up in Kansas, despite Marshall being a terrible campaigner and running against the most moderate & charismatic of opponents (for Kansas) Darlene Graham is horrible on the stump & in debates, but it's South Carolina, if she loses this is truly a blue tsunami 010
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026regardless if whether Cotton loses the fact that Democrat PACs are spending ad money on Senate races in Kansas and South Carolina is just....static.klipy.comShaquille O'Neal's Surprised Face (Sorprendido)ALT: Shaquille O'Neal's Surprised Face (Sorprendido) 100
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A frightening prediction: 10 minutes after Florida and Arkansas election results are announced 26 days from now, 010
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think you meant "directed by Terry Gilliam" but yes... 010
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026where have I seen her before? Oh, yeah. And it was in DC too!static.klipy.comMars Attacks Alien WomanALT: Mars Attacks Alien Woman 041
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In most of his appearances this year Paxton looks like a giant toad who is uncomfortable wearing a human suit 020
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Or will it simply erode and collapse into the sagebrush Elon’s own Ozymandias “No thing beside remains, Round the decay of that Colossal Wreck, boundless and bare…” 0111
Reposted by @carlring.bsky.socialRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello 81392208
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026no, no. Hilarious as that is, the end of the article is the best: "But the statue—which now hoists its torch into the sky and teeters, plinthless, on the ground—is not on Starbase property. Nor is it made of titanium, as its sculptors initially planned. Instead, it sits by the side of a Texas road" 2474
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026try to read this whole thread without snort laughing, go ahead 010
Reposted by @carlring.bsky.socialArs Technica @arstechnica.com · 06/10/2026Norway plans to introduce a law to parliament that would temporarily ban the tech at places such as parks, beaches, schools, and kindergartens, while also setting up an expert group to propose permanent national rules: arstechnica.visitlink.me/5Agx05arstechnica.visitlink.meAI glasses face their first major government crackdownNorway wants time to write permanent rules for glasses that can record bystanders. 351627510
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026beware of going to sea with a manic peg-legged captain from Nantucket Snitty. There be the way to doom in the Pacificstatic.klipy.comSpongebob Moby DickALT: Spongebob Moby Dick 010
Reposted by @carlring.bsky.socialMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Stand up, and give it to him! 17110
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026consequences Bee, consequences: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8c...youtube.comThe Clash - I Fought the Law (Official Video)YouTube video by theclashVEVO 010
Reposted by @carlring.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7676151084
Reposted by @carlring.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.” 17898913211
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026history doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comI witnessed the Pinochet regime’s fall. It offers hope – and a warning – for the US | Ariel DorfmanNovember’s midterms bring parallels with a moment in October 1988. But Pinochet’s exit wasn’t the end of his influence 010
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026some of the J6 rioters he so honors actually pissed in the Capital hallways and smeared feces on the marble floors, nypost.com/2021/01/08/r...nypost.comRioters left feces, urine in hallways and offices during mobbing of US CapitolThey turned the US Capitol into a craphouse. Some invading rioters defiled the hallowed seat of democracy with their dung in their ill-fated effort to overturn the election, a source close to incom… 011
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026not that I'm surprised, but how is it that long time faithful GOP voters are OK with the Donald lying about their hero Ronnie just to fluff himself? Are they all truly that craven & power mad? 000
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026remember Jade Helm? When just the prospect of Pres. Obama sending the Army to do a training exercise in Texas was enough to send the GOP into a frenzy? Oh wait sweet summer days those were.... 110
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026now add Florida into that mix and the electoral college hill gets very steep for the GOP. Not saying it will, but ICE has burned A LOT of GOP bridges in south Florida and Texas that will won't get rebuilt for a generation. 010
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026that's because "our billionaires" are all tech dork slobs with no social skills and even less taste. I mean Bezos is pinnacle of style compared to Elon, Zuck, Sergey Brin, ect. ect. ect. 110
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I mean, America should have an honest conversation about why the Donald's favorite pump up song is YMMCA... "They have everything for young men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys..." 030
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is an image if Jesus that certain movements have been pushing for decades, and as mentioned thousands of times, it bares no resemblance to the Gospel at all, I mean riding into Jerusalem on a donkey should give them a clue, but they want to believe this insteadstatic.klipy.comRick Getting SwoleALT: Rick Getting Swole 000
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 05/10/2026as I was just skeeting: bsky.app/profile/carl... 000
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this was THE nightmare for many small children in the 70'sstatic.klipy.comCreepy Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child CatcherALT: Creepy Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher 000
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Michael Palin performed this bit much much better: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOZx...youtube.comLet us praise godYouTube video by trujac goran 040
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026do you know what the difference between lutefisk and snot is? Small children eat snot without being coerced. 010
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I want to imagine Will Smith as Chris Rock's own personal Office Linebacker, like anytime Chris says something stupid & derogatory Will pops up to deck him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5dJ...youtube.comTerry Tate - Office LinebackerYouTube video by SpartanII8 0221
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026best acting Ben Affleck ever did, best scene Matt Damon & Ben Affleck ever wrote: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv7e...youtube.comGood Will Hunting | ‘The Best Part of My Day’ (HD) - Ben Affleck, Matt Damon | MIRAMAXYouTube video by Miramax 020
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hate it when someone flushes a galactic wormhole by accident, sigh..... 020
Reposted by @carlring.bsky.socialMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026all this is both foolish and unnecessary 81124417
Reposted by @carlring.bsky.socialFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jack BLACK STEEL IN THE HOUR OF CHAOS 472026220
Reposted by @carlring.bsky.socialTyler King @tyleraking.com · 03/10/2026Meta has enabled Muse to build extensive and ever-growing profiles on the orbit of people in a user’s life. Based on user input but also “publicly available information.” Whether that means a web search, Facebook’s own extensive data, or buying data broker info…we don’t know? And we can’t opt out.wired.comMuse Creates Detailed Profiles of All Your Friends and FamilyMillions have downloaded Meta’s AI agent Muse. But getting it to do your bidding comes with privacy costs. 381194690
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Missing Persons was a terminally under-rated band. People could not get their heads around their musicianship or see past their style & Dale's outfits. 110
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Walk,..... in L.A? as Dale said nobody walks in L.A. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwGZ...youtube.comMissing Persons - Walking In L.A. - 1982YouTube video by DjDenis 110
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026oh you're entirely correct there, those folks are cultists that make Musk look positively sane & normal. But the tech industry is diverse in personalities & motivations. Not everyone in it is either a cynic or or cult member, but there seem to be quite a few of both in Silicon Valley 030
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026oh some of them absolutely believe it (Elon), some of them are cynical hucksters (Altman), and some are just riding the wave (Huang) Zuck is a believer but also just greedy & pragmatic enough to realize when consumers aren't buying his latest product: www.cnbc.com/2026/03/18/m...cnbc.comMeta is shutting down VR social platform Horizon Worlds in further pivot away from the metaverseMeta is scaling back its metaverse focus, cutting studios and head count at Reality Labs to prioritize artificial intelligence. 130
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026mostly so that the other 99.7% of us human being can go on existing without their influence and interference. 120
carlring.bsky.social @carlring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I mean, Zuck has already shown us what he wants the techno controlled world to be like, I say we just put him & his buddies there permanently 330