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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 01/10/2026

The #Trump administration's requirements for our military sound exactly like Pete Hegseth's Grindr profile.

Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 24/09/2026

#Trump literally had the shit scared out of him by his own military's flyover in front of Chinese president, Xi Jinping.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 23/09/2026

The dementia symptoms have gotten so bad that #Trump is just making up rules while he squats in someone else's house.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 23/09/2026

Watching videos of #Trump supporters literally saying that they miss Biden will be the only thing that gets those of us who knew better through the rest of his presidency.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 22/09/2026

This just sounds like #Trump is admitting that he's dumber than a chatbot...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 22/09/2026

#Trump loves attention more than he hates communism.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 21/09/2026

#Trump just held a press conference where all he could do is shout into a void of camera people with no audio, after the White House press pool refused to cover the president, in solidarity with CNN, MSNOW and Politico.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 19/09/2026

The press's new assignment is to now bury Trump in so much shit, it covers everyone who's ever aligned with him.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 19/09/2026

With #Trump banning journalists from @cnn.com , @msnownews.bsky.social and @politico.com from the White House, then his administration will have no one left to performatively bully for the base.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 19/09/2026

The next major fracture in the #MAGA movement:

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 18/09/2026

@cnn.com , @msnownews.bsky.social and @politico.com getting banned from the White House by #Trump probably feels a lot like getting banned from a KKK meeting that's held in a sewer.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 18/09/2026

If #Trump had half a clue how to run a business or manage an economy successfully, he would never say stupid shit like this...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 18/09/2026

The #Trump administration's military is just crashing out all over the place...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 17/09/2026

#MAGA likes to say "go woke, go broke," as if tolerating fascism is somehow a more financially defensible position.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 17/09/2026

The Kennedy Center was operating with a budget surplus before #Trump returned to office, so if it's losing money now, that's his seventh bankruptcy...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026

If #Trump didn't rat-fuck America so badly, he wouldn't be sending JD Vance out to make abuser apology videos like this for the whole country.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026

#Trump just sold Israel more than twice the tonnage of bombs than what Germany dropped on England during The Blitz in WWII, and that lasted 8 months...but he'll probably be dead long before any innocent Americans have to answer for who those get used on.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026

If calling Israel's behavior in #Palestine a genocide is "antisemitic", than so is aligning with the #MAGA Republicans that all the neo-Nazis proudly vote for.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026

Which of these are #Republicans more afraid to face: their constituents at town halls or their Democratic opponents on the debate stage? 🤔

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026

Trump thinks the economy is doing better now, but he also thought all those little girls at Epstein's parties were old enough.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026

If wealthy Zionists like Robert Kraft don't feel comfortable with criticism of the genocide in #Palestine, he should get a massage and relax.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026

It hits different knowing #MAGA calls #Trump the GOAT now...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 15/09/2026

The only exercise #MAGA gets is the mental gymnastics used to defend #Trump being a pedophile.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 15/09/2026

#Trump thinks the #SCOTUS justices are his employees instead of the American people's...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 15/09/2026

You can tell this photo of #Trump kissing Natalie is fake because she's an adult...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 14/09/2026

#Trump talks about America having a high-IQ president in the 3rd person because even he knows it's not him.

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Stevie P @intruder1500stevie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Trump has absolutely no conception of what’s morally acceptable.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 13/09/2026

It's not easy being a #Steelers fan in 2026, having remembered what you learned in high school biology. #NFL

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 12/09/2026

No one is more committed to never learning what the Streisand Effect is than #Trump.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 12/09/2026

I can't prove it yet, but I know whose laptop had the Hasan Piker thirst trap that got used for the #Trump-a-palooza convention:

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 12/09/2026

Seeing Mamdani handled himself like a consummate professional. I'd be way too petty to ever hold public office ethically...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 12/09/2026

The word that best describes people who vote based on whether #Trump bribes them or not is "Moron"...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026

Yelling at his supporters after bedtime for two nights in a row really tuckered him out.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026

It only took two days for #Trump to give #Republicans permission to stop pretending he's on the ballot...or still leading the country.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026

Zohran Mamdani shook hands like a mature grown-up with Islamophobe and Air Quality Report Accomplice, Rudy Giuliani, at the #Sept11 ceremony, after Giuliani had tried to tell him not to attend in the first place.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026

#NeverForget... on 9/11, #Trump bragged about then having the tallest building in New York, and was still wrong.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026

When you think about it, suggesting he could pay everyone back their own money, but hasn't, it's more extortion than bribery...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026

With the last few hours of #kirkiversary, this is the only way to remember Charlie:

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026

Conservatives not only want two Americas, they want them even further apart than they ever have been before...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026

Everyone said #Trump-a-palooza would be a waste of time, but I respectfully disagree...

Bill Hader as Stefon on SNL, saying:

THIS MAGA MIDTERMS CONVENTION HAS EVERYTHING!
PROMISES OF SOCIALIZED MEDICINE AND CORRUPTION ACCOUNTABILITY IF DEMOCRATS WIN, A HALF-EMPTY VENUE, THE PRESIDENT BRIBING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. GROWN MEN THROWING TEMPER TANTRUMS ONSTAGE, A DINO WITH TBI APPEARED, HASAN PIKER THIRST TRAPS, AND GRINDR ALREADY CRASHED!

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026

Rodgers doesn't have any room to talk about bullshit mixed with politics...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026

Between the inflation and implicit bribery, everyone's freaking out about the $5000 #Trump checks, as if he was going to suddenly start making good on promises to pay people.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026

Calling the $5000 checks that #Trump offered everyone "a bribe" is still too admirable of a framing for it.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026

Calling the $5000 checks that #Trump offered everyone "a bribe" is still too admirable of a framing for it.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026

Find someone who looks at you how #MAGA looks at Hasan Piker...

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026

John Fetterman campaigning for #MAGA Republicans is why every state needs provisions for recall elections.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 09/09/2026

Someone was nice enough to hang this Charlie Kirk memorial banner in Dallas, just in time for #Trump to show up and run his burger-hole for two days straight:

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 09/09/2026

#MAGA doesn't want Mamdani at the 9/11 Memorial Ceremony because he just outed the NYC and U.S. governments for lying about air quality after the attack. Maybe Guliani should skip the 9/11 memorial service….

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 07/09/2026

There are some kids in elementary school with a better understanding than #Trump of how much economic growth came from international trade, but for the love of God, don't tell him about kids anymore...

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