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Eric Jacobson

@carlericjacobson.com
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Shit-posting Xennial. Unapologetic progressive/ally. Guitar nerd. Music production. Photography. Steelers/Lakers/Dodgers fanatic. Hot sauce snob. Punching Nazis is my love language.

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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 24/09/2026
#Trump literally had the shit scared out of him by his own military's flyover in front of Chinese president, Xi Jinping.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 23/09/2026
The dementia symptoms have gotten so bad that #Trump is just making up rules while he squats in someone else's house.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 23/09/2026
Watching videos of #Trump supporters literally saying that they miss Biden will be the only thing that gets those of us who knew better through the rest of his presidency.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 22/09/2026
This just sounds like #Trump is admitting that he's dumber than a chatbot...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 22/09/2026
#Trump loves attention more than he hates communism.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 21/09/2026
#Trump just held a press conference where all he could do is shout into a void of camera people with no audio, after the White House press pool refused to cover the president, in solidarity with CNN, MSNOW and Politico.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 19/09/2026
With #Trump banning journalists from @cnn.com , @msnownews.bsky.social and @politico.com from the White House, then his administration will have no one left to performatively bully for the base.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 19/09/2026
The next major fracture in the #MAGA movement:
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 18/09/2026
@cnn.com , @msnownews.bsky.social and @politico.com getting banned from the White House by #Trump probably feels a lot like getting banned from a KKK meeting that's held in a sewer.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 18/09/2026
If #Trump had half a clue how to run a business or manage an economy successfully, he would never say stupid shit like this...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 18/09/2026
The #Trump administration's military is just crashing out all over the place...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 17/09/2026
#MAGA likes to say "go woke, go broke," as if tolerating fascism is somehow a more financially defensible position.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 17/09/2026
The Kennedy Center was operating with a budget surplus before #Trump returned to office, so if it's losing money now, that's his seventh bankruptcy...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026
If #Trump didn't rat-fuck America so badly, he wouldn't be sending JD Vance out to make abuser apology videos like this for the whole country.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026
#Trump just sold Israel more than twice the tonnage of bombs than what Germany dropped on England during The Blitz in WWII, and that lasted 8 months...but he'll probably be dead long before any innocent Americans have to answer for who those get used on.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026
If calling Israel's behavior in #Palestine a genocide is "antisemitic", than so is aligning with the #MAGA Republicans that all the neo-Nazis proudly vote for.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026
Which of these are #Republicans more afraid to face: their constituents at town halls or their Democratic opponents on the debate stage? 🤔
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ELECT. THIS. MAN.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026
If wealthy Zionists like Robert Kraft don't feel comfortable with criticism of the genocide in #Palestine, he should get a massage and relax.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 16/09/2026
It hits different knowing #MAGA calls #Trump the GOAT now...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 15/09/2026
The only exercise #MAGA gets is the mental gymnastics used to defend #Trump being a pedophile.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 15/09/2026
#Trump thinks the #SCOTUS justices are his employees instead of the American people's...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 15/09/2026
You can tell this photo of #Trump kissing Natalie is fake because she's an adult...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 14/09/2026
#Trump talks about America having a high-IQ president in the 3rd person because even he knows it's not him.
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Stevie P @intruder1500stevie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump has absolutely no conception of what’s morally acceptable.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 13/09/2026
It's not easy being a #Steelers fan in 2026, having remembered what you learned in high school biology. #NFL
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 12/09/2026
No one is more committed to never learning what the Streisand Effect is than #Trump.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 12/09/2026
I can't prove it yet, but I know whose laptop had the Hasan Piker thirst trap that got used for the #Trump-a-palooza convention:
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 12/09/2026
The word that best describes people who vote based on whether #Trump bribes them or not is "Moron"...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026
It only took two days for #Trump to give #Republicans permission to stop pretending he's on the ballot...or still leading the country.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026
Zohran Mamdani shook hands like a mature grown-up with Islamophobe and Air Quality Report Accomplice, Rudy Giuliani, at the #Sept11 ceremony, after Giuliani had tried to tell him not to attend in the first place.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026
#NeverForget... on 9/11, #Trump bragged about then having the tallest building in New York, and was still wrong.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 11/09/2026
With the last few hours of #kirkiversary, this is the only way to remember Charlie:
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026
Everyone said #Trump-a-palooza would be a waste of time, but I respectfully disagree...
Bill Hader as Stefon on SNL, saying:

THIS MAGA MIDTERMS CONVENTION HAS EVERYTHING!
PROMISES OF SOCIALIZED MEDICINE AND CORRUPTION ACCOUNTABILITY IF DEMOCRATS WIN, A HALF-EMPTY VENUE, THE PRESIDENT BRIBING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. GROWN MEN THROWING TEMPER TANTRUMS ONSTAGE, A DINO WITH TBI APPEARED, HASAN PIKER THIRST TRAPS, AND GRINDR ALREADY CRASHED!
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026
Between the inflation and implicit bribery, everyone's freaking out about the $5000 #Trump checks, as if he was going to suddenly start making good on promises to pay people.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026
Calling the $5000 checks that #Trump offered everyone "a bribe" is still too admirable of a framing for it.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026
Calling the $5000 checks that #Trump offered everyone "a bribe" is still too admirable of a framing for it.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026
Find someone who looks at you how #MAGA looks at Hasan Piker...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 10/09/2026
John Fetterman campaigning for #MAGA Republicans is why every state needs provisions for recall elections.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 09/09/2026
Someone was nice enough to hang this Charlie Kirk memorial banner in Dallas, just in time for #Trump to show up and run his burger-hole for two days straight:
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 09/09/2026
#MAGA doesn't want Mamdani at the 9/11 Memorial Ceremony because he just outed the NYC and U.S. governments for lying about air quality after the attack. Maybe Guliani should skip the 9/11 memorial service….
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 07/09/2026
There are some kids in elementary school with a better understanding than #Trump of how much economic growth came from international trade, but for the love of God, don't tell him about kids anymore...
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 06/09/2026
#MAGA does nat-zee the similarities:
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 06/09/2026
No real patriot takes greater umbrage with a man presenting as a woman than they do with #Trump presenting as a Nazi.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 05/09/2026
America, under #Trump: loud, tacky and an elderly-paced rebrand from "the land of opportunity" to the "land of opportunism."
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 04/09/2026
The GOP and #Trump administration's 2026 Midterms Convention website now redirects to the DOJ's #EpsteinFiles website:
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 04/09/2026
#MAGA Christians make the best arguments for rejecting MAGA... and #Christianity for that matter. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Vance's Antichrist comments are a 'common belief', his friend tells BBC
The US vice-president recently mused with a Christian podcast host on whether the end of the world was nigh.
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 04/09/2026
Saw an airplane presumably circling @paramountpictures.bsky.social in Los Angeles, flying a banner that says "ELLISON IS TRUMP'S B!TCH!" No disagreements in the room after someone said "Well, that is true."
An airplane presumably circling Paramount Studios in Los Angeles, CA, flying a banner that says "ELLISON IS TRUMP'S B!TCH!"
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Eric Jacobson @carlericjacobson.com · 04/09/2026
Right after a Democrat gets elected to clean up the economic mess that #Trump has made, #Republicans will suddenly find such efforts too fiscally irresponsible, giving them slow recovery as an "issue" to run on in the following election.
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