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Carissa Explains Nothing

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No longer explaining myself

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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This number should be at 100 percent.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Anybody got a good recipe for eating the rich?
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I need you to understand the rage that comes after surviving men who were either pretending to be the victim or the hero while trying to fucking drown me as everyone laughed and blamed me.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
He came to inform the management that his breakfast was late
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The way people hate survivors more than abusers has to be one of humanity’s stupidest flaws.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Dear Spring… hurry up. I need to see the sun again.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Water is the first ingredient in Diet Coke. So yes, I drink plenty of water.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’m in Christmas colors all year
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My little Libby almost died a few days ago. I talked about it on Threads, Facebook, and Instagram if you want to see more. I’m still so exhausted from this whole ordeal but incredibly grateful for all the people who helped save her life.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Eggnog in coffee is my favorite thing right now
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I posted a picture of myself in a bathing suit on my Instagram last week and lost hundreds of followers that day. 😂 So that’s super great. lol
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The correct ratio of potatoes to everything else
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Two Christmases ago I was being nice and giving a gift to my damn stalker because I didn’t know he was the stalker. Last Christmas I was being cheated on. This Christmas was so good if for no other reason than no men creating pure chaos and suffering in my life while I take care of them.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My best of 2025 on Threads 😂
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I really don’t understand the Starbucks bear thing. Put your coffee in an empty honey bear bottle and be done with it already.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Are you a person who has a fear of setting your feet down on the floor to get out of bed and a gremlin reaches out from under the bed and grabs you? Then don’t get a cat.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“I hate when you remind me of what I did.” WOW, what a coincidence. I ALSO hate being reminded of what you did but I live with the pain every day. It’s absolutely harder for me than it is for you.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The teenage version is “okay, I’m just going to do my hair and makeup and FaceTime three friends and finish my math homework real quick. Oh, and I can’t find my shoe.”
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Save trimming the bangs for a more emotionally stable day
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The stalking ordeal has been over for 5 months but sometimes it’s still so hard for me to wrap my head around it all. I try to not think about it as much as possible, but it’s hard to ignore because the impact on my life was catastrophic.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
When your abuser destroys your mental health, sees you breaking down under the crushing weight of the abuse, then tells you the one who actually needs therapy is you.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Just pushing through a little rough patch (okay, a big rough patch but what else is new) and thought I’d make a discount code for the Patreons for anyone interested. Originally this was a place where I put a bunch of pictures and talked about purity culture.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Just stubbornly refusing to give up ❤️
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I’m having some early morning thoughts and I’d like input. First of all, big CW for talk of SA. Don’t read further if this conversation will be triggering for you. If a woman is experiencing a form of sexual abuse constantly for two years (the actual crime happening sometimes daily and the 1/6
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It’s possible there might have been a plan to murder me at a donut shop… and other truly bizarre things that I survived. I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here: www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Netanyahu is a war criminal. Donald Trump rapes women. Stop electing psychopaths.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
If you know what a “sword drill” is… hi, friend. How goes the faith deconstruction?
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
THE MOST EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF ME IN EXISTENCE 🥴 Bless my stupid little heart
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The grim reaper was supposed to come get the old, racist, orange man… and he did. Be more specific with your prayers next time.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Forget credit score. She wants your Tea app score.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I think I need to do a TikTok series teaching people how to NOT be stalkers, because this shit is too damn common right now.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Reading the unspeakably cruel comments people left on a video of a beautiful disabled baby boy is something that makes me wish there was a hell.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’ll always stop for a selfie with a rainbow, even if I look silly to the other people in the parking lot
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It is not the responsibility of women to heal the men who harm us.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Sweet girl 🥰 She’s still so little. Libby will always be the tiny cat with the huge personality (and attitude).
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The exhaustion of having people who rely on me to care for them in various ways while I’ve been broken beyond words and need to be cared for while I heal. The suffering doesn’t end when the abuse stops.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’m keeping the “secret spicy” Patreon account updated with new posts very regularly now, if anyone cared to know that information. 😁
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The weather is getting warm enough for dresses.😃😃😃 I hate shorts so it’s dresses for me all summer.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Literally 😂
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Goosey boy 🥰
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
People who are cruel and hateful to abuse victims are actually very fearful and weak. The truth is, feeling like you’re better than someone being victimized won’t save you from being victimized yourself. Pushing someone lower doesn’t cause you to rise higher.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I keep my smile through the worst experiences of my life. Not for everyone else; I keep my smile for me. I keep laughing for me. I keep pushing forward for me. Everyone around us benefits when we take care of ourselves.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My “Roman empire” is that I can’t think of a single issue I’ve had with another woman where there wasn’t a man at the center of the drama.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
To all women but especially those of us raised in fundamentalist religion: You are worth so much more than the services and support you provide to men. Your voice should be heard, your needs must be considered, your goals and dreams are important.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Can someone please invent a pill that immediately ends an attachment to a toxic person?
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I’m all for sending obscenely wealthy people to space if that’s what they choose to do with their resources. But bringing them back here just seems excessive.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A lot of the things I don’t speak about are the things that hurt me the most.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
You don’t “attract” abusers. They chose their actions.
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I buy the booty leggings, put them on... then tie a shirt around my waist because I’m too shy to wear them in public. I’ll post it on the internet instead. 😂
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Carissa Explains Nothing @carissaexplains.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Hey… we all make mistakes. 😬🤷🏼‍♀️
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