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Hannah (positive, lesbian)

@carebewear.bsky.social
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sunny @edelclaude.bsky.social · 6h
a collection
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 6h
I’m obsessed with her. This little pout? Shes so cute.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lrp splatoon ass fit
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s a huge leak in my linen closet and I just walked into the hallway to find Pippa sitting there monitoring the situation. Girl what do you think you’re gonna do about that.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[hasn’t even played fortunes weave yet] I miss my best friend Leda
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have not been following the fortunes weave posting very closely but I have become very endeared to Cai. Son boy allowed. I think I will do his route after Leda’s.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Covid vax did not give me the body aches this time so I guess that’s nice but it DID give me the brain fog oh boy
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro my coffee maker that I’ve had since freshman year of college died….. I feel like I should hold a funeral for it.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s been years but I still can’t believe even cats experience medical fatphobia. The 1st time I took Pippa to the vet I mentioned she’d been using the litter box excessively and he told me she’s just too fat to clean her own ass. Then the 2nd vet I took her to goes “yeah she has bladder stones”
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the public sector pisses me offfff what do you MEAN i pass all of the minimum qualifications and 90% of the preferred qualifications with FLYING COLORS yet you are rejecting me because I don't have experience with public healthcare programs specifically? It's DATA ANALYSIS!!!
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interviews are literally vibes based. No one remembers the actual words you used they just remember if you were pleasant to talk to. <- affirmations for the woman who definitely said the words “fire emblem” when speaking to a potential employer today
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing has made me wonder if I am on the autism spectrum more than the process of interviewing but surely the problem is not with me. Surely it is that this whole ritual is deranged and unnatural.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Taking a walk to get the taste of that awkward interview out of my mouth. It’s fine. The one tomorrow is the one I actually want.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had katabasis checked out for 2 weeks. Didn’t touch it. Library emails me on Sunday like “hey we can’t renew this there’s someone waiting on you. It’s due Wednesday fr” and now I’ve read over half of it in two days. Anyway sorry to the person behind me in line.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if that’s just them soft-launching tgaa investigations—*I am forcibly removed from the stage*
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Katabasis is fun but I am getting the sense RF Kuang was in academia for WAY too long 😭
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just 2 weeks ago i was at a waterpark and now the leaves are turning. We need to get to the bottom of this.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They want me to come in to meet the team next week 🧍‍♀️
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Company I screening interviewed with yesterday already wants another interview tomorrow. My unemployment era may be ending very quickly
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good news: she wasn’t expecting me to do corpo speak Bad news: she still wants to talk. So. Does anyone have any j drama recommendations. I need something to binge to artificially re-immerse myself.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She was a BORN hater oh I am SEATED
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok get in, cuz you wanna act a pair of size seven extra wide shoes
A tortoiseshell cat sitting in a shoe box on a table. She fits inside the box perfectly, except that her head is sticking out over the side
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shout out to Katabasis by RF Kuang for being the first library book I’ve had in a while that’s too heavy for my cat to push off the coffee table when she wants attention
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Radio silence for MONTHS and now suddenly I’m getting recruiters reaching out to ME in Japanese? Ma’am Im sorry but I can barely do an interview in English. I can read and formulate written responses well enough but if you ask me to speak to you it WILL be the most awkward 30 minutes of our lives.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where do I get a tailored miniskirt that can account for the disparity between my waist and my enormous ass. They always look ok from the front and then I turn around and it’s. Indecent.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bothersome creature
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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“you could still go to the club”
the end of azure moon where dimitri is extending his hand to defeated edelgard
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lrp central question of tgaac
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cici no okami @hime-doll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
whose white baby is this #dgs
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Found the guy
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally got my email removed from my mom’s bank accounts by calling in and pretending I didn’t know whose accounts they were. No idea why they wouldn’t do it two months ago when I told them I knew they were my mother’s accounts but let this be a lesson in the art of Giving Minimal Information.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s been months since she called them and our bank is still emailing me updates about my mother’s home equity line of credit. I have tried to call in myself to tell them “hey. That’s not me.” But they will not listen.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Found a mysterious pair of shorts shoved under my couch cushions and no one who has been in my apartment in the last 6 months will claim them. Where the hell did these come from.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Y’all better hope I stay unemployed bc as soon as I get my hands on fortunes weave I’m becoming Leda’s number one glazer. Idc what she does I will continue to Stan.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lrp it’s not even a joke how much I would literally cheer for anything she did at this point
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themes and such @bernkastl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yes queen summon mahoraga i’m sure this will work out
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Zoe Maxine @zoemaxine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Retainer-swap Au (part 1) #FE3H
Claude and Dedue smile at each other, Claude in his post-timeskip outfit, Dedue in casual clothes with poofy sleeves in blue and pink.Edelgard looking a bit exasperated as Hilda, dressed in a hybrid of her outfit and Hubert’s, wraps an arm around her shoulder and whispers in her ear. Dimitri looking particularly feral with a grinning magic-wielding Hubert, with some of dedue’s armor, beside him at Gronder Field, bodies in the backround.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Forgot about the direct. Did I miss anything.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Kai is so funny. 3 bitches serving absolute cunt + a random 9th grader. I do love him.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My gf won me a cow at the fair
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Job rejection email at exactly 8:00 am the Sunday of Labor Day weekend? That’s a robot. I’m applying again until a human being tells me to fuck off.
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How I felt at the amusement park today
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had a bit of a crash out about job applications this afternoon but I got better. I’m normal again. Im going on roller coasters tomorrow that will fix me
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Have they always played music on the light rail or is someone on here with a portable speaker playing party like it’s 1999
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Hannah (positive, lesbian) @carebewear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shit has hit the fan at my old job I feel like I could punch through solid concrete
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