capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 22hI always wanted to be an actor as a kid I’m glad my parents did NOT let me do that 010
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hollywood, ending. Or as I like to call it: AHHHHHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH 0121
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Movies that did 20 mil opening weekend: Prime time The Lone Ranger A Medea family funeral Smile Cocaine bear 000
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hollywood comma I don’t think this is gonna end well 1120
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hollywood, ending but it’s just Cara delevigne and nat Wolff again 170
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry just reading a book called Hollywood comma cry ur heart out 3131
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I need a vacation, I say every Thursday. And every Saturday I just sleep. 070
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just remembered I was likely conceived on my dad’s birthday. I think math should be ILLEGAL 260
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Love blondie but these songs are so bad. At least patient zero is a bop. But all the lyrics are so bad 110
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 26/09/2026John green books continue to trigger my mental illness but this time it’s a different one so that’s kinda exciting! 160
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who else is a book annotater like me or all u all book purists 110
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My students to me today on accidentstatic.klipy.comMan in Blue Hoodie PunchingALT: Man in Blue Hoodie Punching 100
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Broke up a ms fight. Got punched in the boob. Very normal day 010
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just saw the movie Buddy and fnaf wishes it scared me that much 120
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And my period is here. The suicidality the day before my period is like hearing the antagonists leitmotif 141
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fighting for my life at this career fair what do you mean Sallie Mae gave me a motivational sticker. Sallie Mae???Satan himself????? 1140
Reposted by capybaracait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!! 483019665
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I became suicidal again so suddenly today. Means my period starts this weekend. Such a nice prediction market I have going on in this body of mine. It’s like kalshi but I wanna jump from a bridge 150
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m fighting demons u don’t even understand (11 year olds) 030
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I need him (him is a fictional character from a marvel series no one watched) 240
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What’s the disorder that whenever anyone shows any sexual interest in you you immediately feel like the blob from I have no mouth and I just scream 130
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trying to online date me is like attempting to communicate with ancient alien lifeforms sorry everyone 260
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trying to online date me is like attempting to communicate with ancient alien lifeforms sorry everyone 020
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I bring a sorta buddy-like, younger brother energy to online dating that men calling me a “sexy ass” don’t seem to appreciate 100
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s that time of month, the two days that I am forlorn and lustful. I must pray. 020
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I feel my CRPS again I haven’t had a flare in years what’s going on 000
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Small talk on tinder feels like being hunted for sport 130
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Unfortunate that every man can’t be Oscar Isaac. Feels unfair to me 010
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sister and I up playing town of Salem together by chance. She just got on at the same time I did. Magic 001
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Can’t wait to make kids CRY tomorrow! It’s literally my favorite time of the year. That sounds very bad I promise I’m educating. 020
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What is it about getting over ur ptsd symptoms that makes u wanna tell everyone what happened 132
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wdym my trauma therapists wants to hear about my trauma 120
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My dog vs an early photo of a dog I saw on YouTube. Stylish. 010
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Reading “I never promised you a rose garden” because sometimes the Bell Jar isn’t a strong enough drug 000
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Duck. Also first time seriously trying to paint water 1120
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mydialect what the fuck r u talking about that’s not what a Chinese fire drill is and cot and caught are the same word 000
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Simon appreciation post bc I had a nightmare that he ran away to Indiana 020
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Everyone say hi Simon (not too loud he’s 19 anything could kill him at this point) 4170
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 05/09/202619 year old dog Simon spotted in the back of Lucy’s picture 000
capybara @carebearritual.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I can’t believe I got parvo as a kid. New meaning to Ruff childhood 010
