c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 25/05/2025My cat probably has cancer and I am so sad. I don’t know what to do with this 000
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Just walked by a woman, in Los Angeles, asking a taco truck girl what tacos and burritos are. 030
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Still thinking about yesterday, when my apartment's contractor told me I have a nice, clean apartment (one of like two clean apartments in the building, he said!) and then started talking about the stuff he's seen in my neighbors' places. 110
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Got to act 3 in Clair Obscur and all I can think about is how bad Maelle's wig would be if this were adapted into a TV series 000
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I know my attention span is destoryed because the moment I hear that little blip from a tiktok video I am out. I'm slapping my phone to get to the next piece of media. I can't mentally afford that one second tag. 010
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Every week on The Valley I watch Jax and Brittany reenact a mini version of The Shining and it is harrowing 000
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 13/04/2025He doesn’t even know how to push open a door that is slightly ajar, and if he ever learns I will love him less 040
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 12/04/2025The way I’m proud of this cat even though he has done nothing with his life 180
Reposted by c*rderPage Six @pagesix.com · 08/04/2025Jennifer Lopez chows down on a burrito in New Jersey and more star snapspagesix.comJennifer Lopez chows down on a burrito in New Jersey and more star snapsJennifer Lopez films in New Jersey, Khloe Kardashian snuggles with Tatum and more snaps... 023
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 26/03/2025What is the point of having that many characters in one movie be serious 020
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Something cool about medical dramas is I discover a new thing to fear every episode. 030
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Realized a wardrobe refresh would fix me the moment I decided to start saving money 030
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The number of hunks on this season of Survivor feels like some kind of apology from God. Like, “sorry about the state of the world. Rot your brain and look at all of This” 010
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The response to this teaser will be my villain origin story 130
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Date left his vape in my car. The 2025 version of leaving a jacket in my apartment 030
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Need to go to brunch and have twelve mimosas with her ass. She is alwaysssss down to talk shit 140
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 23/02/2025They should publicly broadcast the conclave this time and let us bet on it like a horse race 010
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The hunks of The White Lotus are very important to me. The first episode of every season is a national day of celebration. 130
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 09/02/2025like all of our greatest minds, I have contracted covid. All I want to do is play King's Quest but somehow in the year of our Lord twenty twenty five it is still not available for mac. 110
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 08/02/2025doing my full skin care routine before bed only to sleep like shit and chug coffee in the morning. why do I bother 040
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Who is supplying the Traitors girls with those chunky headbands? ENOUGH 130
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 05/02/2025if I were a journalist I would be locked in finding all the weird, nonsensical sex advice cosmo has given over the years 120
Reposted by c*rderJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back 92374493
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Explored Nicole after seeing Babygirl. Can’t figure out what’s going on there honestly 020
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I actually don't like the way Traitors fans are talking about Carolyn...Like, that's my mom. Unless you were there for her run on Survivor you don't get to talk about how weird she is. That's family business. 020
Reposted by c*rderJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025don’t know how to write my thoughts on Emilia Pérez. a website won’t do I need an illuminated manuscript 2276313
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I think it would be more efficient if, when a company sends me a letter informing me of a data breach, they also sent me information for the inevitable class action lawsuit. We both know there's nothing I can do about this. Just give me the couple hundred and let's move on. 030
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 19/01/2025You could try for centuries to find a string of words that accurately describes how heinous this month has felt, but nothing will ever capture the mood better than "this is so annoying" 09819
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Every night I think “this is the night I’ll sleep well” and every night I am wrong, but tonight is going to be different I just know it 020
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 11/01/2025this has got to be the most "what now..." week of my life. every phone buzz feels like an attack 050
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Regardless of what happens during these fires, I’ll always have the photos I took of my precious things in case I had to submit them to insurance companies ❤️ 070
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Bought a bunch of True Grit brushes today to try and seduce myself back into drawing comics. So far nothing but I like knowing they’re there like dolls in unopened boxes. 020
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Watching Emilia Pérez bc at this point I need to know, and Zoe is talk-singing about trans rights while misgendering her client the entire time incredible 160
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I can’t watch Bethenny Frankel eat caviar anymore i need her to rest 020
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 31/12/2024If the advancement of AI is inevitable, I'd like for it to hurry up so I can stop training it by doing captchas 030
Reposted by c*rderLizzi Rust @lizzirust.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill 84200195830
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 27/12/2024My dad is so obsessed with how much food we have left over that I had to go buy and eat my kolaches in secret so as not to incur his wrath 040
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 27/12/2024A deeply horny film about how miserable it is to be deeply horny 030
c*rder @cardurr.bsky.social · 27/12/2024There is a moment in Nosferatu where Aaron Taylor Johnson turns to the camera and the light catches his bulge in a way that is so distracting I’m shocked Robert Eggers left it in except that it is also beautiful. 130
