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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 32m
the score bug on this baseball game has a weird little misalignment ... the left side of it is like one pixel further down then the right one ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 8h
Anyone gonna ask Jim Jordan what he thinks of Mr Hastert's passing?
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Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has Johnny Cash Really Been Everywhere? List of places he's been & other versions of the song: brilliantmaps.com/johnny-ca...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had a really shitty beginning of the semester due to some nonsense the Dean of Faculty was making us do ... But today I discovered that they either lied to us, aren't following their own rules, or are brain dead ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok pope ... You wrote a nice letter to your favorite baseball team ... Now it's time to excommunicate the fucking VP ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never sent this to my dad but I really should have ... I worked with Andrew and he was one of the most lovely people I've ever worked for ... So I'm posting it here so maybe you listen to it ...
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The Right Stuff
We’re sending more and more people to space every year. But are we sending the right ones?
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly he'd have been better off if he'd died in some epic catastrophic way ... The country and his cult are going to watch him disintegrate over the next couple of months ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seriously we need to be better about separating higher ed leadership from "administration" because a lot of us administrators are also getting hosed by leadership ...
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Administrative workers’ union ready to strike
The union representing Vassar College’s administrative workers appears ready to go on strike as negotiations with the College continue to fall short of a deal. While the College’s collective bargainin...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love getting called a "metastasizing mov of administrators" in the first paragraph of an article that I thought was going to be about the 20 different software/platforms we have to use to get anything done on campus ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
advocating for people to "step back from the political hostility gripping the country" right now means you want the fascists to win ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i don't think many of these right wing weirdos are secretly gay ... i think the problem is that a bunch of them are fem straight dudes and they don't know how to deal with that ...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well at least the logistical snafus for these guests have accumulated to the point of farce ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Halloween costume idea, wear a suit and make a face mask version of that stupid poster ... Couples costume too if you have someone who loves you enough to dress as senator Kennedy ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only fraternities that should be allowed to exist are the ones in gay porn ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the original add with the soap actor being goofy about the name of the insurance company was great ... and gave a bunch of ad execs the worst ideas ever ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not always a fan of Senator Klobuchar ... but i do think the little quip at the end about how this kind of confusion doesn't happen with a gopher mascot was a real nice spike ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wonder what the ratio of destruction they caused on purpose to destruction they caused because they were giant dumbasses will end up being ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the only person who would ever want a Lindsey Graham documentary is already dead so what are we even doing here ...
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you are mad the police department you work for is being legally forbidden from working with the gestapo maybe you should just fucking quit and go work for the gestapo you assholes ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Double feature of Rat Race(2001) and The Others(2001)
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a gay dude named Peter who likes going to New Zealand fuck Peter Thiel that man is a fucking evil asshole ...
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🌦️Wifeguy Auteur🌦️ @delugeduvall.effigyfilms.com · 25/09/2026
if “we’re all cam girls in a surveillance state” ya’ll better be acting in solidarity with actual fucking cam girls 😒
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think something you describe as "secret" and "illegal" can be called a court ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude just get your brother to find someone to give you a TV show and stop having him put you in puff piece after puff piece about how you're "running for president" this is exhausting ...
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
productive conversation with my Credit Union about trying to start a business ... still a lot of things to learn and do ... but it feels more realistic then it ever has before ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The problem with so many of these discourse fights is that the only real answer to most of them is "it depends"
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't have a PhD but I still deserve a living wage!
miscellanynews.org
Administrative workers’ union ready to strike
The union representing Vassar College’s administrative workers appears ready to go on strike as negotiations with the College continue to fall short of a deal. While the College’s collective bargainin...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just because i don't have a PhD doesn't mean i don't deserve a living wage and some fucking respect ... there are other people who make a college run besides the faculty ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rage, so much rage, our Union leadership needs to just call these people's bluff ... i can't keep going to work at an organization that is trying to take stuff away from me and thinks that my job isn't worth a living wage or respect ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rachel doing cocktail stuff!!!!!!!!
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok I think this place is down to its last try before we get to striking ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Considering the man never actually wanted to be president, he just wanted to be on TV, taking away the TV cameras is a great idea ... Also the less clips of him there are the better ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Literally every neighborhood in all of NYC was at one point an area that lots of "transplants" lived in ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do think telling him you'll turn the cameras off might be the best possible way to get him to explode ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have ... so many questions ... Just like ... A lot of questions ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only thing I'll say about the "sports" ad with the hot blond lady is that I can think of a few male athletes I'd like to see recreate it ... And also gambling apps are bad ...
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin.
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(i'm watching baseball not news tonight ... just for future reference ... )
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh for fucks sake ...
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New York Mets @mets.com · 19/09/2026
Juan Soto absolutely CRUSHES a homer! 😤
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dude ... i've read and written a bunch of very ... overly detailed gay smut and even i think this is fucking weird ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i think we are getting closer and closer to a day where too many people realize that most of the money our richest people have is vapor and the whole thing pops ...
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if i'm subscribed to a service it should't take my phone, laptop, and TV to watch it!!!!!
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, but ... The first categories could have started with S, L, U, and T ... Just saying ...
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 18/09/2026
A typewritten note that reads

screaming crying throwing up
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Cardboard Spectacle @cardboardspectacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gotchas to a man whose brain was soup in 1990 aren't actually useful ... I mean it's a thing that should be done ... But it's not actually useful ...
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