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i was sworn in at court of law on a copy of lucy dacus's first album, No Burden

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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Dans la solitude, j'ai ressenti la liberté dont vous parliez. Mais j'ai senti aussi que vous me manquiez."
study of a shot from french movie Portrait of a lady on fire, close shot of the two character on the shore, ocean behind them, Héloïse looking angrily at Marianne, who's viewed from behind
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brosaleigh @brosaleigh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My incredibly talented friend Nicole Canaan ( @nicofreako.bsky.social ) released one of the most beautiful albums I’ve ever heard today. Nico’s voice is one of my favorite sounds in the world. Go listen to it. music.apple.com/us/album/lea...
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Leashing the Light by Nicole Canaan on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 10 Songs
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
little update ✨💗
my self portrait, same as in the original quoted post, but I now have a septum piercing
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🍄🫒 drone 🫒🍄 @oliveandco.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
paying for medical treatment is a humiliation ritual
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shut up and get in your pyramid mesh carrier
Bird in a yellow pyramid shaped mesh travel carrier with a zipper on one side
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
summer palette ❤️🧡
Two woman kissing bathed in warm summer lightWoman sitting in squat, wearing heels and a shirt dress, suffering from the heat, a cold beverage in hand Drawing of a melancholic woman at sunset, with seagulls and a cloudy sky in the background Two women sensually about to kiss, lips touching, mouths open, in warm summer evening light
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the end of summer
drawing of a woman in front of a sunset cloudy sky, seagulls flying, the woman is looking melancholic, holding a peach in her right hand, roses tattooed on her chest
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🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don’t get how anyone handles anything
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horse (disambiguation) @horsecrimes.diy · 13/08/2026
trans women have precognition but we aren't allowed to use it for lotto numbers
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brosaleigh @brosaleigh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Which one of you oomfs lives in Denver and wants a delightful night of music to attend on Friday
Show flyer in blue with white text 

JOSALEIGH POLLETT
(SLC INDIE-ROCK)
AUGUST 14 2026
A PLACE
WITH
FOR OWLS
VANNA BLUE
AND
ALL AGES!
MLADY
SOBER SPACE!
$15
D3 ARTS
6PM DOORS
3632 MORRISON ROAD
7pm MUSIC
DENVER, COA sick film photo of me playing guitarat my album release show by Jackson Lund
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
YES it's freaking time
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🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think one of my problems is that when I have a crush on someone I’m immediately like “oh well obviously this is a ME problem and I just need to keep this to myself and not be Weird”
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Audio Antihero (New Avery Friedman Single Out Oct 9th!) @audioantihero.bandcamp.com · 21/07/2026
‘If I Let It Quiet’ by Josaleigh Pollett is out on Friday. Pre-save - recordu.lnk.to/if-i-let-it-quiet @bandcamp.com - josaleighpollett.bandcamp.com/album/if-i-l... @brosaleigh.bsky.social
The creepy Vince McMahon members he gets progressively more excited and horny.

The captions read “the first album” / “the second album” / “the third album”

Beneath is a photo of Josaleigh Pollett looks super excited with the caption “the fourth album”
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
sorry im contributing to this being the debby downer app. lemme pull one from the files. woke Andrew Ryan: is not a man... OR A WOMAN 🖐️🫪🖐️.... entitled to the sweat from his OR HER 🖐️🫪🖐️ .... brow? OR THEY 🖐️🫪🖐️
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
btw whenever cis people say "welcome to womanhood" to me after i share something weird and misogynistic that happened to me it makes me want to bite them and not stop until i hit bone so just keep that in mind
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
mattpatt's gamer wine next week get ready
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i wanted the estrogen that turns you into an alt egirl and instead got the estrogen that turns you into a stern looking businesswoman type but yknow, you take what you can get
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i have to be the hottest bitch at this farmer's market. it's not going well. there's a lot of other hot bitches here
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
what was happening nine months ago that i was horny enough to post This
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brosaleigh @brosaleigh.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
people named jack will always be like "ummm well jacktually......"
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
fuck marry kill: pumpkin bread, zucchini bread, banana bread
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crow🐦‍⬛ @crowbytee.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
do you think #silver from #deadlock has like a lil happy trail?
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i need more freaks to follow on here
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
giving the puppygirl an orchiectomy call her transfixed
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
well they're breaking Tumblr again so i guess I'll be posting here for now
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
estrogen update btw
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
by the way its important to remember that those were all really good jokes and roughly equal in quality
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
ok thats it for now thanks
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
phlebotomist: have you been fasting? sonic the hedgehog at the bloodbank: who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
jesus got fired from his job at the record store because he kept turning tsuki waterhouse records into amy winehouse records on accident :/
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
(this one is dated already) roman kids writing VI VII on their clay tablets at school
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
last night was the new PDF <3
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
close-up magic themed drag queen named Miss D'Erection
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
girl who's dysphoric that she's not italian: endocrinologist won't prescribe me minestrone :'(
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
guy who's only read metamorphosis looking at a beetle: wow. truly kafkaesque. haunting.
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
guy who gets scared because he has the hiccups (ren + tyler)
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
author who calls dirty talk "wordplay"
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
getting dumped and immediately ordering and pounding a shirley temple
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
me in plato's cave: omg i love this one
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
hydra GF asks me to give her head and i say which one
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
doing rose bud thorn at an orgy (src my friend Ren)
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
guy who watches porn in his X-Box browser
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
guy who has a hammer: is it just me or is this place full of nails
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
genderfluid switch vers bisexual who still cant pull or genderfluid switch vers bisexual who cant ever pick where to eat this ones a two for one
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
waiter at stoner olive garden putting flower in a grinder: tell me when
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
you pull up to a vtubers house and they actually just look like that
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
stoner who is disappointed when they found out what high tea actually is
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
self conscious scarface: say hello to my average sized friend!
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lizzy @capygoo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
guy who asks the waiter if they have Mr Pibb
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